#under onus

#also out of focus pics of sparks and ginny on a date from where he and red are spying on them across the gelato shop

Sometimes he and Red go on a date by just following Sparks & Ginny around, taking pictures of their dumb dopey faces, and making fun of them in captions. Those are A++ dates.

tinycatfeet: I also like the idea that red brought her gun to a wedding (even though I know it was actually the rehearsal)

tinycatfeet: her gun is her plus one

plautusp: oh you know she would

plautusp: i don't know of a situation where she wouldn't have her gun

plautusp: in the hospital, giving birth: gun

plautusp: pool party: gun

tinycatfeet: maybe the shower

plautusp: maybe

plautusp: but it's nearby

tinycatfeet: in the room at least

tinycatfeet: you never know

gloriousclio: i like to think even if Red doesn't actually have her gun (rare), she has the ability to weaponize anything within grabbing distance because that's who she is

shannon: She had like a small, semi-formal appropriate gun. She has manners

gloriousclio: she doesn't have a gun locker so much as a gun walk in closet

plautusp: Red can weaponize her body if she doesn't have her gun, she's good

shannon:  *takes out ten robots armed with nothing but a dessert fork*

theshehulkproject [1:16 AM] i just really want sparks to be a dad, helen

theshehulkproject [1:16 AM] stop dadblocking me

tinycatfeet [1:16 AM] I do too...

tinycatfeet [1:16 AM] I do too.

plautusp [1:16 AM] sparks will totally be a dad with ginny

plautusp [1:16 AM] do not worry

tinycatfeet [1:17 AM] "dadblocking"

plautusp [1:17 AM] they will have 500 shape changing babies

tinycatfeet [1:17 AM] yep

theshehulkproject [1:17 AM] yeah but... but he wasn't able to conceive with jib

tinycatfeet [1:17 AM] alien science, whatever

unikirin [1:17 AM] TRUE

tinycatfeet [1:18 AM] maybe it's different with lady jupiter spies or equivalent of lady

plautusp [1:18 AM] oh i thought maybe he wasn't able to conceive because jib had to get the other party pregnant, so maybe there are jupiterians that carry the baby instead?

tinycatfeet [1:18 AM] probably?

plautusp [1:18 AM] and that's ginny. there i made it law too

tinycatfeet [1:18 AM] yes

tinycatfeet [1:18 AM] motion passed

plautusp [1:18 AM] motion passed

plautusp [1:18 AM] or at the very least

plautusp [1:18 AM] they can adopt a cute baby like francine

(discussing red and croach’s future babies)

plautusp [1:08 AM] at least this time they're 99% sure neither baby is yours, sparks

tinycatfeet [1:08 AM] I mean, maybe

tinycatfeet [1:08 AM] who knows

plautusp [1:09 AM] with alien magic and science and shit flying all over

plautusp [1:09 AM] maybe one bit of sparks dna got in there somehow

plautusp [1:09 AM] from a stray eyelash

tinycatfeet [1:09 AM] like The Fly but slightly less gross

theshehulkproject [1:09 AM] the nanotech was just cramming all the human DNA it could find in there

unikirin [1:10 AM] A fucking eyelash baby

unikirin [1:10 AM] Sparks: "oh my god I made a baby with my eyelash"

plautusp [1:10 AM] his eye lash was on the cuff of her shirt and the nanotech just went for it

tinycatfeet [1:10 AM] dangit nanotech

unikirin [1:11 AM] It's a weird three way baby with all their dna

theshehulkproject [1:11 AM] Croach: "It is possible for a youngling to have more than two parents. And it appears that some of the DNA contained within this child is yours, Sparks Nevada."

unikirin [1:11 AM] Sparks you have to do the right thing and marry them both

theshehulkproject [1:11 AM] "I have tracked it."

unikirin [1:11 AM] Croach: "CONGRATULATIONS"

tinycatfeet [1:11 AM] “SURPRISE EVENT.”

theshehulkproject [1:12 AM] Sparks gets really excited, Croach gives a deep deep deep sigh

unikirin [1:12 AM] I burned my sandwich because of this conversation

tinycatfeet [1:12 AM] sorry

theshehulkproject [1:13 AM] maybe Sparks and Ginny raise the baby? or part of the baby? if jupitarian/sparks parentage isn't available

plautusp [1:13 AM] part of the baby

plautusp [1:13 AM] the arm

unikirin [1:13 AM] Red ain't giving up another kid

tinycatfeet [1:13 AM] “get your hands off my baby”

unikirin [1:13 AM] "It took my eyelash so"

tinycatfeet [1:13 AM] “don't you fucking steal my baby nevada”

unikirin [1:14 AM] "I mean it's a little bit mine too "

unikirin [1:14 AM] "Like an eyelash worth"

tinycatfeet [1:14 AM] DEATH GLARE

tinycatfeet [1:14 AM] it's the hormones

tinycatfeet [1:14 AM] also just her

theshehulkproject [1:14 AM] "Now that we know this is possible, Sparks Nevada, I would offer myself to you as what we designate s'uhro'gut."

tinycatfeet [1:14 AM] "pass"

tinycatfeet [1:15 AM] so mean

plautusp [1:15 AM] he doesn't need a baby that has more alien dna than human thank you

theshehulkproject [1:15 AM] "THIS IS A SERIOUS OFFER OF ONUS, SPARKS NEVADA"

(discussing red and croach)

tinycatfeet [1:06 AM] I headcanon that they get each other knocked up, actually

plautusp [1:06 AM] i just don't know how croach could get her pregnant

tinycatfeet [1:06 AM] who knows

tinycatfeet [1:06 AM] alien magic

plautusp [1:06 AM] but i would be all for it

tinycatfeet [1:06 AM] shhh

tinycatfeet [1:06 AM] alien magic

unikirin [1:06 AM] Double babies all the way across the sky

plautusp [1:07 AM] science gets red pregnant because they started to think croach couldn't get pregnant because he wasn't getting pregnant

plautusp [1:07 AM] but then

plautusp [1:07 AM] he suddenly is pregnant

theshehulkproject [1:07 AM] waves hands: ::nanohtech::