#uncommoncorrelation

Kim Kardashian posted a photograph to her Instagram nude, professing her elation of being pregnant for a second time, feelings about the rumors of having a surrogate, and how she may appear before after eating a meal or 2 or 3 in a picture; among much more. Baring it all for the world to see--- again, with the deeply, expressive caption became the conversation of the internet. Last week during the GOP Primary debate, Donald Trump was questioned by Fox News Megyn Kelly as some rude and insensitive comments he’s made about women in the past. Most notably calling Rosie O’ Donnell a “pig” and a “slob” and once tweeted about Arianna Huffington of the Huffington-Post, “is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man—he made a good decision.” My initial thought of seeing the picture was she’s beautiful, confident, and most of all mother in joy. However---

What would Donald Trump potentially say or “tweet” in rebuttal to Kim Kardashian’s Instagram post if he felt ever so inclined? I think would be similar to this----

 -“Kim is making absolutely no sense; there is no way she can fake being skinny now.”

-“Question: How many sets of twins is she having?”

-“This is the real reason why I have an issue with the U.S population growth rate.”

-However, I admire the ground she walks on because it’s one strong floor.”

-“She actually reminds me of someone and their name rhymes with Rosie O’ Donnell.”

-“I’ve seen better legs on a turkey.”

-“She looks like a buffet connoisseur.”

- Someone should’ve explained to her thoroughly a surrogate carries during, not after because somehow it seems she managed to get that confused.

-She has just proved and confirmed for me, that pregnancy is a beautiful thing--- Only in theory and pop-up books.”