#uncle problems

You know the thing about being an uncle(to a niece and nephews that live in a different state sadly) I don't know if I wanna be the kind that falls for the "bed explodes in the nether/end" trick in Minecraft(if i ever end up playing it with one of those kids) or be all "Do not cite the old Magic to me, child. I was there when it was written" when one of them tried to have me do it.

with my big bro in sicily rn. damn i wish my nephews were here with him.

I feel it's okay to say my youngest nephew is annoying as fuck, but I still love him and when he's chill he's the coolest. He'll grow out of it but man I can't wait for that. That's when I won't mind taking him and his older brother, for now I can handle one at a time. I know my limits before I'm reduced to sitting there hoping they're not playing in the toilet but not getting up to check.

I miss my niece so much!!! :/

My 9 year old niece keeps asking me to explain to her what the Illuminati is.. She claims she can handle it because she knows about the KKK already.

when your roommate is really drunk and making a lot of noise but it's because he's cleaning the house