((ok but, jon teaching lex slang and stupid things like memes. the public catches jon and lex dabbing once. basically, meme team lex and jon.
[ @smallblueboyscout ]
There’s some viral video from someone’s phone, no audio. Superboy and Lex had rounded up some robbers and are milling around waiting for the police to show up. Maybe waiting for another building to save.
They’re talking and Lex keeps shaking his head. Superboy dabs, making supplicating gestures.
Is he gonna-- yes, he is. Lex Luthor in his blue-and-red Superman suit and cape fluttering in the breeze, does his best to dab, but has his head turned the wrong direction. Superboy shakes his head and shows him again, and Lex tries again with a shrug. Superboy jumps up and down and claps his hands. Lex does it again with his other arm. Always the showman, Lex puts his whole body into it, smiling along with Jon even while he’s making a fool of himself.
The robbers that are tied up start laughing and Lex shoots them a glare. The video cuts off with the anonymous recorder laughing their ass off.
Lex tried to get it taken down out of embarrassment, but Jon honestly enjoyed it, and it’s a nice little memory. He ends up retweeting it to his Lexcorp twitter in a show of good faith.
