?: Do you know this troll?

Cassie: I’ve never seen him before in my life

Bular: That’s not true I’m her uncle!

Cassandra: My homework for Stricklander’s class

Bular: You gave my niece homework?! But she was already in the human school for 8 hours! Why does she have work to do at home to?!

Cassandra: Uncle Bular it’s fine it’s just a single page!

Bular: A whole page?! Get over here Stricklander!

Bular: *grabs one of his swords* Did you say boys?

Cassandra: Relax uncle I have not spoken to any and after hearing the girls talk I have a feeling listening to boys would be even more irritating

Bular: Yes yes it would be keep that mind set Cassandra. What do you do if a boy tries to persue you?

Cassandra: Decapitate him

Bular: Yes I have taught you well

bonus

Cassandra: Wait wouldn’t me decapitating someone get me caught?

Cassandra: You wouldn’t..

Bular: *smirks mischievously until Jim and gang come into view then immediately starts acting like he’s charging at her*

Cassandra: *gives her uncle a quick glare before letting out a terrified scream and running in the opposite direction of him and toward Jim and gang immediately clinging to the nearest person* I’m so glad you guys are here! It came out of no where! I barely got away! 😭

later

Cassandra: Right white grey hair isn’t exactly a normal human hair colour for a person my age..

Bular: You can tell the other children you what’s it called again?

Casandra: hair dye?

Bular. Yes that

Cassandra: I guess but I still might seem to obvious..what if I used magic to make it black like yours?

Bular: *an internally shocked, happy uncle but trying to play it off* Yes I suppose that would be less obvious

later

Bular: *breaks down his sisters door* You hear that sister your whelp wants to copy my hair colour for the human school!

Jade: You are going to brag about this for days aren’t you?

Bular: Yes you can help stricklander keep an eye on the trollhunter, you are roughly their age so they will not suspect you

Cassandra: *frowning* I have to work with stricklander?

Bular: I don’t like it either but we all have our swords to bare

strickler: *standing right there* Must you corrupt the child against me?

Bular: *walks up to front desk* I seem to have lost my children can I make an announcement?

Front desk lady: Of course

Bular: *takes microphone* Goodbye you little shits

Alternate

Avalon: Hey that’s my thing!