#um so...

That is Ash’s drink of choice. Shemp’s. Uh, season 3, I’m lobbying to introduce, uh, uh, Shemp’s chips, Shemp’s pretzels, like there’s a whole Shemp’s empire, out there. And, um, that’s what I’m--that’s what I spent all my time worrying about. -Bruce Campbell, Ash vs Evil Dead DVD Commentary, 2x01

Ash vs Evil Dead + Shemp’s

[Marauder/Golden Era] Edmund “Ed” Rosier

fancasting Sebastian Stan as Ed

“I'm not a perfect person -- There's many things I wish I didn't do, But I continue learning... I never meant to do those things to you... And so I have to say before I go That I just want you to know -- I've found a reason for me To change who I used to be: A reason to start over new... And the reason is you.”

~“The Reason (cover)” by Chase Holfelder 

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As one of the key vocalists and the main songwriter for the trendy magical “boy band” Spellb🔮und, Ed Rosier (often just called by his middle and stage name “Zorro” by agents and fans) puts out a very laidback, sexy persona, but he’s nothing if not ambitious. Even though he’s more than willing to play any role he has to and he’ll put in 150% of himself into his work if it’ll help him get ahead, he’s often the member of the band who stands most toe-to-toe with their managers, fighting for their fair share of the profits and for the respect due them. However chill he acts, Ed’s actually a calculating sort who has a hand in just about every detail of the band’s upcoming events or concerts and puts a lot of focus on what will please the public and the band’s fans in particular. Even his people-pleasing, amiable nature and good looks have made him a media darling, which Ed takes full advantage of in order to better promote Spellb🔮und. He truly is a fox in human skin -- mischievous, clever, and very hard to pin down. But if one looks closer, those who know Ed better might be surprised by the shadow underneath all the smirks and taunts, one hinted to in the lyrics he writes -- songs about a broken friendship, familial abuse and disownment, and a doomed young love that ended in tragedy. 

Send ✎ from my muse to write down their inner thoughts about

@the-one-true-queen

Dear Mother,

I’m sure you know all of this already, but I’m writing it down none the less instead of bottling it up and all the other idiocy spouted at me on a regular basis because despite the fact that we live in Hell and I torture people for fun, you seem to think my mental health can be improved.

Putting that aside...

You are my greatest role model. I couldn’t ever ask for a mother or... anyone like you in my life. You’ve been more patient with me than I could possibly have asked of you, and everything I know is because of you. Don’t get me wrong, I know some fairly horrible things, and I’ve heard a few too many stories of your bedroom activities, and I’m most certainly scarred for life... but I wouldn’t trade any of that for something different.

I know I’m hardly Son of the Year, and I’m fairly certain I’ve set you on fire more than once, but the bottom line is that I love you, and I’m beyond grateful that you love me too, because I could be a very different person otherwise.

I’m now going to proceed to burn this ridiculous attempt at an exercise in expressing my feelings, and no, you will not get me to admit it has helped in any way, shape or form.