⊠- Touch
The Ultimate Relationship Tag
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Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice?
In the very rare cases of a disagreement, Darcy is the one more likely to raise her voice. If anything, Touchâs voice gets deeper and rougher if heâs angry with her.
Itâs sexy as hell, and their disagreements donât usually go much further than that.
Who threatens to leave but never actually does?
Neither of them would toss out a threat like that at the other. Theyâre mates through and through, bonded together.
Who actually keeps their word and leaves?
Thereâs no threat of it, but Touch will walk away from a situation at times and leave the house. Itâs only ever as a cool off, and heâll be back before the night is through.
Who trashes the house?
Trash one of Touchâs houses? Yeah right.
Do either of them get physical?
Not in a violent way with each other. Actually when theyâre fighting itâs one of the very few times where theyâre not getting physical.
How often do they argue/disagree?
Very very rarely. Not because they donât have differences of opinions, but theyâre more inclined to discuss things - Thor is intelligent, and Darcy really likes to debate with him actually.
Who is the first to apologise?
Um, neither of them really. They argue so rarely, and when they do, they just kinda⌠Get back into the flow.
Sex:
Who is on top?
TOUCH! And itâs so good.
Who is on the bottom?
Well, Darcy obviously.
Who has the strangest desires?
Define strange? Honestly, neither of them is into anything really weird.
Any kinks?
Well, theyâre both Alphaâs, but Touch is very much in charge - rough play is definitely up there for both of them, along with biting, scratching, marking, all those good things that signal to everyone else âthis one is MINEâ. Theyâre a very possessive couple.
Whoâs dominant in bed?
Touch, and Darcy is very very here for it. She likes to play sometimes, at being the stronger one though, and heâll go with itâŚfor a little while. Half the fun then is taking dominance back.
Is head ever in the equation?
Is it ever not in the equation is the more appropriate question?
If so, who is better at performing it?
Orally, between the two of them⌠Darcy hates to admit it but Touch is probably the âbetterâ. Not that sheâs a slouch in that department by any means, but when he sets his tongue to a taskâŚ. A task is very rapidly achieved.
Ever had sex in public?
Not in public public, but there have been instances⌠Woods that are a little closer to civilisation than was probably wise, the odd dark and dangerous corner when the urge is just too strong.
Who moans the most?
Darcy moans the MOST, but Touch moans (and bellows) the loudest.
Who leaves the most marks?
Touch does, but he is the more dominant partner who also happens to be much stronger than her. Darcy gives back as best she can, and Touch is usually sporting at least a couple of bites and bruises courtesy of her.
Who screams the loudest?
Thor bellows the loudest, he doesnât scream. But volume wise, he definitely outdoes Darcy.
Who is the more experienced of the two?
Well, Darcy is in her late 20âs, and Thor has been around for several thousand years - mathematically thereâs not a question there.
Do they âfuckâ or âmake loveâ?
They tend more towards making love, although you canât beat a good hard fuck from time to time.
Rough or soft?
They go rough more often, but the slow, soft, sensual, LONG sessions are the stuff erotica novels are made of.
How long do they usually last?
Between being Asgardian and a wolf, Touch can literally go all night. Itâs usually Darcy who has to beg a break between rounds.
Is protection used?
Thereâs some magic *hand wavy* no getting pregnant thing, but otherwise nope.
Does it ever get boring?
Pfft, yeah right. Touch is Asgardian, they are both wolves, they are a bonded Alpha pair. Boring is the last thing their sex life could ever be.
Where is the strangest place theyâd have sex?
Well the woods tends to happen a lot.
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?
There isnât a plan. And Darcy isnât super keen on the idea of children, however with Touch⌠She thinks, maybe, one day, it could happen and it wouldnât be too bad to have their own pack.
If so, how many children do your muses want/have?
Letâs start with one and see how things goâŚ
Who is the favorite parent?
Touch - heâs all about the roughhousing and fun, and spoils the kids rotten. Not because he intends to, but he grew up a prince, he has ideas about normal that arenât exactly normal to anyone else.
Who is the authoritative parent?
Darcy takes that role on, but Touch does back her up.
Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?
Touch. As long as they learn something that day, heâs ok with missing school. And thereâs a lot to learn for his children that wonât be taught in any kind of school setting.
Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isnât around?
Darcy, mostly. She might have be the tough momma, but sheâd love her little cubs and indulge them at times.
Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?
Both. Touch is, how shall we sayâŚexuberant? No matter what the kids are doing. Choir, music, dance, acting, sport, doesnât matter, Touch is there and hollering support for his kids.Luckily Darcy is just as embarrassing with the cheering.
Who goes to parent teacher interviews?
Darcy tends to go alone, because Touch can be intimidating if he doesnât like what heâs being told. Plus Darcy gets the whole report card and parent teacher night things, and she doesnât get impatient as easily when things are running behind or Susan from the PTA talks smack about her cookie contribution.
Who changes the diapers?
Darcy has given that task to Touch. Not that he wants it, but sheâll pull out the fact that he put those things in her, and she did the real hard yards of growing, carrying, and birthing them, heâs gonna contribute and itâs gonna be something thatâs not fun.â
Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?
They both take that task on, splitting and sharing the responsibility. It helps a lot that neither of them need as much sleep as regular humans.
Who spends the most time with the children?
Touch, probably. Darcy has a lot of limits when it comes to kids, and she needs time away from them to recuperate her energies. Touch is all about family though.
Who packs their lunch boxes?
Darcy does, because again, she gets school - if Touch had his way theyâd be taking entire roast boar for lunch.
Who gives their children âthe talkâ?
Pffft, Touch tries. He does, really, bless him, but it kind of causes more questions and confusion, so Darcy goes in and gives the more base explanation for things.
Who cleans up after the kids?
They hire someone to help keep the house clean, with or without rugrats around.
Who worries the most?
Darcy, probably. Touch is confident in his kids strength and capabilities, Darcy is the one more prone to freaking out about things.
Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?
Oh lordy, Darcy, so very definitely Darcy. And they learn it early. And a lot of other words.
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle?
Please, those two? Theyâre a pair of cuddle monsters.
Who is the little spoon?
Darcy is, in every way. Sheâs so small compared to Touch, she couldnât even be the big spoon if she tried.
Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?
Touch is definitely the one more likely to tempt her at inappropriate times and in inappropriate places. He definitely uses insider knowledge to spark her off.
Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? Â
It would be wrong to say Touch struggles, he simply does what he wants, and if that means putting his hands all over his mate then thatâs what heâs going to, time and place be damned.
How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?
There is no such thing as uncomfortable cuddling with Touch.
Who gives the most kisses?
Touch - heâs all about snagging her hand to kiss her wrist or palm, or tucking his face against her throat.
What is their favourite non-sexual activity?
Eating, probably. Lol, itâs true, but letâs go with cooking and baking.
Where is their favourite place to cuddle?
In front of the fire, on a bed of furs.
Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?
Touch. Remember that whole âif he wants to touch, heâs gonna touchâ thing? Yeah.
How often do they get time to themselves?
Touch has several homes, including retreats far off in the middle of mountains. Theyâre more often alone amongst themselves than they are with other people.
Sleeping:
Who snores?
Donât tell him, but Touch has been guilty of it from time to time.
If both do, who snores the loudest?
Do they share a bed or sleep separately?
They share, of course. Even before they were together they were sharing a bed and cuddling all night long. Itâs part them, part of the beasts that exist within them.
If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?
Itâs always cuddle time in the werewolf household.
Who talks in their sleep?
Darcy actually - she insists she doesnât, but Touch likes to tease her in the mornings about some absurd thing that was muttered in the wee hours.
What do they wear to bed?
Um, nothing. LikeâŚitâs naked time every night.
Are either of your muses insomniacs?
Honestly, no. Even when things are stressful, itâs being together that calms them and helps them sleep.
Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?
Nope - no point, theyâd have to basically be elephant tranqs to work on Darcy, and stronger than that to work on Touch.
Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?
Pretzels have nothing on Darcy and Touch.
Who wakes up with bed hair?
Touchâs hair is too magical to dare, so Darcy has to deal with the frizz all alone. Damn those golden locks of his.
Who wakes up first?
Touch usually, but he brings Darcy to awareness not long after.
Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?
Theyâre actually both good about doing things like that for each other, although they donât eat in bed too often actually. They prefer preparing meals together, actually, and talking over meals about things that are going on.
What is their favourite sleeping position?
Big spoon Touch and little spoon Darcy.
Who hogs the sheets?
Darcy does, but itâs on purpose and usually a ploy to get into playtime.
Do they set an alarm each night?
There arenât many appointments early enough to warrant it, so no.
Can a television be found in their bedroom?
No - Darcy insists she wouldnât sleep if there was, because sheâd just sit up all night watching.
Who has nightmares?
Darcy is more prone to being affected by them, but Touch certainly has them too.
Who has ridiculous dreams?
Touch has them, although he canât be sure if those are really from his own mind or Oral playing tricks. Darcyâs probably more likely to have the ridiculous dreams.
Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?
Touch is just so big. Thankfully the bed is pretty damn big too.
Who makes the bed?
If it gets made? Darcy. But that donât happen often.
What time is bed time?
Whatever time Darcy calls uncle.
Any routines/rituals before bed?
Is sex a ritual? Or wait, that doesnât count because thatâs in bed, not before. They always make sure thereâs plenty of water on hand, since they do work up a thirst.
Whoâs the grumpiest when they wake up?
Darcy, by far. Touch is far too pleasant and energetic.
Work:
Who is the busiest?
Depends on where they are. In New York, Darcy is probably the busier, what with her SHIELD work. Out in the wilds, depends - Darcy is busy keeping those home fires burning, whilst Touch is out hunting and keeping them in food and fur and firewood.
Who rakes in the highest income?
Um, well, itâs not an income per say, but Touch is a prince. He kind of has a lot of gold at his disposal to keep his way of life going.
Are any of your muses unemployed?
Touch is, technically.
Who takes the most sick days?
They canât get sick, so they donât have the excuse for taking sick days.
Who is more likely to turn up late to work?
Darcy. Sheâll rock up 15 minutes late to a briefing with Starbucks. And not just Starbucks, but a frappuccino, so cold when she gets there everyone in that briefing knows she ranked coffee over being on time.
Who sucks up to their boss?
Pfft, have you met either of them? Bosses suck up to them!
What are their jobs?
Touch is an intergalactic prince, so, uh, thatâs a pretty good job title. Darcy is a SHIELD agent/asset/pain in the ass, depending on whether she feels like taking Philâs call or not.
Who stresses the most?
Darcy does, definitely. Itâs not that Touch doesnât, but heâs so emotionally strong. He keeps Darcy from falling to pieces at times.
Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?
Darcy much prefers lounging around with Touch than playing spy.
Are your muses financially stable?
Unless the bottom falls out of the Asgardian gold bar, theyâre good.
Home:
Who does the washing?
Darcy does, or they hire a service.
Who takes out the trash?
Touch, heâs good at that.
Who does the ironing?
That same service that does the washing, usually.
Who does the cooking?
They both do - itâs part of their thing, to prepare a meal together before enjoying it.
Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?
Well thatâs just not going to happen.
Who is messier?
Eh, they both have their ways of being messy. Neither is catastrophic to the order of the house though.
Who leaves the toilet roll empty?
Touch is way more likely to do it. And he gets the empty roll lobbed at his head for his troubles.
Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?
Well, theyâve got a hamper where the dirty clothes go. Touch is pretty careful with certain items of his clothes though, heâs got a bit of a vanity when it comes to his wardrobe at times and wouldnât dare let certain pieces be dropped on the floor to be crushed and sullied in that way.
Who forgets to flush the toilet?
Gross, neither.
Who is the prankster around the house?
Darcy likes to play a game, more than a prank, of hiding and trying to sneak up on Touch and pounce on him. She hasnât managed it yet, but sheâs definitely going to keep trying.
Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?
Touch isnât super fond of cars, heâd much rather run or fly, so the car keys do occasionally mysteriously disappear from their usual space.
Who mows the lawn?
They donât have a lawn - in Manhattan thereâs no space, and the other homes they have lush forest.
Who answers the telephone?
Darcy, usually. Touch prefers more sophisticated means of communication. Itâs why Darcy had to show him how to facetime on a tablet.
Who does the vacuuming?
That cleaning service againâŚ. When theyâre both out of the house. That vacuum whine is painful on sensitive wolf ears.
Who does the groceries?
Darcy picks most of the groceries out, Touch carries them. They make a good team like that.
Who takes the longest to shower?
Touch, he adores the luxury of a long hot shower. But he also enjoys the luxury of a dip into a waterfall of melted snow.
Who spends the most time in the bathroom?
Touch takes his grooming very seriously, so itâs not unheard of for him to take longer in the bathroom than Darcy.
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem?
Nope.
How many cars do they own?
None. Stark has kind of permanently loaned Touch a car when heâs in Manhattan.
Do they own their home or do they rent?
Touch has purchased himself several properties around the globe.
Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?
Manhattan is coastal, obviously, but Touchâs other locations tend to be deep countryside and mountainous/forest regions.
Do they live in the city or in the country?
Both, depending on the season, their mood, how tired of the hustle and bustle of the city they are.
Do they enjoy their surroundings?
Absolutely. New York holds a certain kind of enjoyment, and a cabin deep in the woods holds its own special kind of enjoyment.
Whatâs their song?
There is an old Norse piece that Touch sings quietly sometimes. Darcy doesnât know what itâs called, or what itâs about, but she thinks of it as their song.
What do they do when theyâre away from each other?
Darcyâs usually being a spying spy who spies. Touch is slamming bad guys around, or taking time in his wolf form to roam.
Where did they first meet?
In the New Mexico desert, in the middle of the night.
How did they first meet?
Well Jane grabbed the wheel and then suddenly Thor and, come on, you all know this story.
Who spends the most money when out shopping?
Touch is way more a splurger - Darcy has spent a lot of her life having to be mindful of money, and she hasnât lost that. Sheâll still hit up op shops for clothing, where Touch will turn straight towards a designer boutique, or have someone make him clothes specially.
Whoâs more likely to flash their assets?
Well Touch is fine being shirtless and wearing leather pants, so heâs definitely the one sharing the goods around.
Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?
Darcy definitely finds it way funnier when Touch trips, because it happens so rarely and heâs otherwise so refined and graceful.
Any mental issues?
They both have traumas. Touch doesnât admit to his, powering on as he always does, which supports Darcy through her trying times. In return, she tries her best to help Touch and be there for him, to be his support during tough times, even if he wonât admit to the tough time.
Whoâs terrified of bugs?
Darcy doesnât like bugs. Not terrified, but she doesnât want to see them around.
Who kills the spiders around the house?
Touch. Heâs smashed a couple of walls out that way.
Their favourite place?
Running in the deepest forest, where nobody is around to stumble on them, near their home in the Swiss alps.
Who pays the bills?
Darcy makes sure theyâre paid, but it comes from Touchâs holdings.
Do they have any fears for their future?
Apart? Absolutely. Together? They can survive anything.
Whoâs more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?
Touch would be the more likely - he still has a great enjoyment for the finer things in life.
Who uses up all of the hot water?
Theyâre both guilty of it.
Whoâs the tallest?
Do you need to ask? Really?
Whoâs more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?
Touch! Heâll just waltz right into that shower whilst Darcy is in it.
Who wanders around in their underwear?
Touch. Heâs absolutely got no issues around casual nudity.
Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?
Darcy, even though sheâs not a great singer.
What do they tease each other about?
Touch will tease her on her size - he thinks all humans are tiny, and Darcy especially so. Darcy likes to tease him aboutâŚwell everything she possibly can.
Who is more likely to cringe at the otherâs fashion sense at times?
Touch is definitely the more fashionable of the two, and he has cringed at items of Darcyâs when heâs stumbled across them in the closet.
Do they have mutual friends?
Yes and no - their circle is fairly closed off given their transformations, but those who have stuck by them are friends to both.
Who crushed first?
Darcy was crushing on Touch years before he looked at her in such a way. Sheâs not blind, and it was basically impossible for her not to be appreciating him, even when he first landed and fell in love with Jane.
Any alcohol or substance related problems?
They donât have enough of an effect for there to be problems, unless Thor brings home a few casks of mead from Asgard. But itâs still not a problem.
Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?
They donât do that. Head home at 3am, possible, but thereâs no drunkenness or stumbling⌠Well, no stumbling other than Darcyâs regular clumsiness.
Who swears the most?
Definitely Darcy. Touch is far too dignified for that. Or he uses curses that arenât understood to be curses on Midgard so nobody knows.
