#ultimate guy

I love spike SO much. Like he literally goes to laughing bull for information on bounties even though there’s no guarantee that what he’s telling him will be true. He does tai chi in the dark by open windows. He’s a pool shark. He’s eaten a cigarette before. He has a fake eye. He whistles the blues. He drinks prairie oysters when he’s hungover (gross). He has those silly little sunglasses he wears. He doesn’t brush his hair. He calls the red tail his baby. He uses Bruce Lee’s fighting techniques. Remember when he helped Katerina with her groceries and STOLE SOME. Remember when he won VT’s bet but only took a dollar from her stack. Remember when he taught Rocco how to move like water and then visited his sister after he died. Remember when he left a lobster in the fridge for too long and it became like an alien creature. Remember when Ed saw Julia’s name on their computer and spike dropped everything to check it out. Remember when he helped gren into their spaceship before they died. Remember when he walked up the stairs for HOURS because he accidentally ate mushrooms. Remember when he and jet did everything they could to find the right player to play Faye’s video tape of her young self. Remember when he told Faye that the past doesn’t matter and that what really matters is that she has a future. Remember when he fought his cowboy twin instead of catching his bounty. Remember when he tracked down brain scratch to save Faye. Remember when Ed left so he and jet eat a ton of boiled eggs to stop the sadness. Remember remember remember. Oh I just love him so much

when you need someone for mission that no one can do, you call him. you could kill this guy today, but when your wife gives birth tomorrow, he'd pop out instead to shoot you with a gun he hid away in your wife's ass last week