Can I ask for the Ainur's reaction to a drunk S/O who doesn't recognize them?
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The Ainur — Dealing With Their Drunk S/O
...they are ANNOYED. Watching you run all about the place intoxicated and talk to yourself in the mirror or weirdly flirt with them is giving them more of a headache than entertainment. Though I’m not saying that they aren’t being entertained, they are, but would rather focus on stopping you from crawling on the floor or climbing them like some wild animal. It gets worse when you grab their faces and speak to them with your alcoholic breath in their faces while flirting. You are a terrible flirt in their eyes and was wrong to believe that their flirting abilities lacked. “If you were a fart…I’d never let you go. I’d hold onto you forever.” Please, someone, save them from you.
Námo, Mairon, Ossё
...they are HUMOURED. Not once are they freaked out by your behaviour if anything, it is pure entertainment for them. To make matters worse, they urge you to continue embarrassing yourself for the kicks of it. It’s been a while since they had a good laugh at a drunk person, and you were clearly the highlight of their night, they don’t want it to end. Watching as you dance and trip all over yourself while attempting to impress them because you claimed to have excellent flirting skills to swoon them, they are patiently sitting by and observing. “I am an excellent dancer and came first in freestyle dancing…h-hundreds of times…watch this” Someone stop you because you faceplanted the floor.
Irmo, Tulkas, Oromё, Melkor, Tilion
...they are CONCERNED. They worried mothers who need to pamper and take you indoors and out of embarrassment. Every action you perform makes them question your sanity because ‘how much did you drink to get like this?’. It’s a clear sign that they must keep you away from alcohol. The situation does escalate with you making passes at them and wanting to fight them as well. “You’re kinda cute but my husband will kick your ass if he saw you because you’re also ugly. He’s stronger than you…I should call him…”
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Can I request how the Ainur would react to their S/O having a rough day? Its been stressful lately and I want some fluff in my life :')
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Wrapping you in warm blankets and ignoring the rest of their duties, they would carry your weary body to your room and spend the entire night/day with you. Cradling your fragile body against their chest, a soft hum would slip through the air before breaking into a song. Their voice is so light and airy, you don't hear them as they rock your body and send you into a deeper slumber. Tiny kisses are placed across your skin while you sleep followed by symphonies of their wishes for you to get better.
EONWE, Tilion, IRMO, Orome, Osse
Sensing your stress from a mile away, they would drop their paperwork and investigate. Seeing your distressed figure moping about the palace, they would whisk you to the healers for rest. It's not that they don't trust themselves with caring for you, it's more of a 'You'll get the best rest if you stayed there and feel better quickly.' Frequently visits to ensure you are feeling better and brings little treats for you.
How do you think the Valar would react to a reader having a cat? Like the first time the introduce the cat to them the reader just walks up with this huge cat saying “this is Cinnamon toast paprika crunch, my cat!”
That name took me out...do you have a cat with that name anon?
Lovers of nature and all animals and would not hesitate to greet your cat having a full-time convo with them, even going as far so prying them from your arms.
ORÖME, TILION, Irmo
Loves cats but chooses to have an intense stare-down with the little fluff ball. Criticizes the name of your cat and that's how an argument breaks out — your cat wasn't pleased with the insult.
SAURON
Stays away from your cat because it was eyeing them as though they were really birds. For some reason, despite being a larger predator than the cat, they still wish to not be around the fluff-ball who was making mean hungry eyes at them.
MANWË, EONWË
No, just absolutely not. Never in a million years, Not a cat lover and dislike the idea of you having a cat. Would prefer a dog or some other creature other than a cat. Might attempt to get rid of your cat whenever you're not looking.
MELKOR, Námo
Does really know how to feel since they never paid attention to feline creatures like the one in your arms. Might touch and give a small scratch to their fur but probably wouldn't be full-on smooching your cat
Um....dear Ulmo, I...I have a dream. A wish if you will. I always wondered how it would feel if I were able to walk or even dance on water surface. Is there any way to... make it happen? I know it's not something that would help anybody...it's just...something I always wanted to try. Hope I'm not bothering you?
gentle hands take yours and it feels as though a tender wave is washing over your skin as he smiles down at you with shining eyes. “how about I show you, dear?” ulmo hums before pulling you to the water so that your feet grace the surface but never sink. “eyes on me, alright?” he leads you further, hands taking yours as they would for ballroom dancing.
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Ulmo dear why aren't you married yet? Never mind, don't answer that I'll marry you myself
his cheeks become a bit more blue and a bright, somewhat sheepish, smile finds his lips. “quite brazen, aren't you? I suppose it would be a felony to deny such a lovely soul.” he takes your hand in his, kissing your knuckles.
(I watched a documentary about the ocean and thought what it would be like to live there as a mermaid. I think it would be terrifying, but what if you get adopted by the valar of sea. )
Warnings, tragic background, scary environments, Ulmo being the best dad.
-You used to be a human, but after you agreed to be a guinea pig to a strange object your mother found, your legs became a tail of a fish, and you gained an ability to breathe underwater.
-You have been living in a water tank ever since.
-You begged your mother to turn you back because you missed being able to walk on land. She always said she was busy or was working on it, but it's been so long that you started to feel like she was not going to do it.
-You have lived in the tank for so long that your only friend was the seagull who often visited the window.
-You named him Scuttle.
-One day, your mother brought a strange man to the place you were hidden.
-You didn't know who he was, but you were filled with dread when you saw him.
-That was the day you knew your mother was up to no good and bailed out of there.
-Since you didn't have legs, you had to crawl across the floor.
-Scuttle guided you to a strange hatch, which led to what seemed to be an underground tunnel with flowing water.
-The smell was horrible, but you took your chances than staying with your mother.
-So you dived in and allowed the current to guide you.
-The smelly water led you to a river, and from there, Scuttle guided you to the sea.
-It was scary.
-You always thought the sea was beautiful from the land, but now it was terrifyingly haunting how silent and massive it was.
-Especially when you were alone.
-You wandered around the sea for a while, avoiding any predators and people on boats.
-Scuttle took you to a beautiful place with all kinds of fish and colorful reefs.
-The water also tasted sweet, so you decided to make this your temporal home.
-You found yourself a cave to sleep in and fed on shrimps and tiny fishes you could find.
-It was peaceful for a while. Scuttle kept you company, and you found yourself a safe place.
-But it didn't fix the fact of how lonely you felt.
-Your mother was a horrible person, and you regretted that you didn't choose to live with your father.
-You would most likely never be accepted by your kind ever again. Not with a tail of a fish.
-You were all alone.
-Your only sort of comfort was humming songs your dad used to sing to you.
-You never thought; your humming would capture the attention of the most unlikely creature of the sea. Ulmo
-Ulmo started hearing sorrowful tones in the ocean. At first, he thought his maiars were having some troubles, but that was not the case.
-So he looked for the source of the sorrowful music, and one peculiar seagull led him to a shallow coral reef.
-What he found shocked him.
-A human child with a tail of a sea creature, living underwater, far away from the land humans are supposed to live.
-Your sorrowful humming was enough to tell him what happened to you.
-You were robbed of your humanity and abandoned by the one who was supposed to cherish and protect you.
-And all that at such a young age. You were a child even to the eyes of your kin.
-Feeling sorrow for you, Ulmo made himself known to you.
-At first, you were frightened by the deity but soon felt comfort when you spoke with him.
-Even though; he already knew what happened to you, he listened to your story and offered his comfort.
-He started visiting you daily, trying to heal you from your trauma and teach you about the ocean.
-You slowly started to heal and bring out your inner child, playing with the dolphins and friendly sharks.
-It made Ulmo happy and introduced you to hidden sea fruits he obviously didn't create just for you and seaweed you could eat. You didn't have to eat fish anymore.
-He knew the ocean might be too scary for you, so he summoned some whales to swim close to the shores.
-He brought you there to meet them, and you were having the time of your life.
-You played with the baby whale and listened to them sing.
-It was wonderful, and your fear of the ocean slowly vanished.
-You once accidentally called Ulmo a dad, which shocked him, but he was surprisingly happy about it.
-He started teaching you the music of the ocean. You developed a great singing voice, and you were able to hear the tones of the sea.
-Ulmo took care of you, made sure you ate well, and you could live like a happy child.
-So he accepted you were technically his kid now.
-Ulmo's absence became noticeable to his maiars, so Uinen and Osse went to look for him and found him caring for a human child who had a tail of a fish.
-Shocked and confused, they approached their lord and you.
-Osse was a bit suspicious of how you came to be, but Uinen was quick to get enamored with you.
-Uinen brought you something new to wear since your old human shirt was getting mossy and old, and braid your hair into a proper style.
-She dressed you in a comfortable piece of clothing which also decorated your tail.
-You were startled and a bit shy, but you soon got close with Uinen.
-She was like an adoring older sister.
-Osse didn't know how to approach you at first, but since you were curious about him. You followed him a lot.
-It was not he was trying to avoid you. He didn't just know how to act around humans, especially children.
-He started his first conversation with you by asking; what was your favorite sea creature.
-Your first answer was whales, but surprisingly your second favorite fish was the great white shark.
-This got him excited because the great white were his favorites too.
-So he brought you to ride sharks with him, and it was fun.
-When Uinen and Osse heard your story from Ulmo. They were like, protective instincts activated.
-They were going to protect this little human half fish no matter what.
-Osse became your reckless but fun older brother figure.
-You do a bunch of reckless things when you're with him, and you two always end up getting scolded by Ulmo and Uinen.
-Worth it, though.
-Osse also started teaching you how to screw with surface dwellers, which is a lot of fun.
-He was a bad influence on you.
-Uinen taught you many things about the deep ocean. You found the depts scary, so Uinen accompanied you when she sometimes took you there for a visit.
-Singing and doing each other's hair became a common thing between you two.
-Ulmo was happy you got along with his maiars since they were technically his kids too.
-Maybe when you get older, he could introduce you to some of the elves, but that was a story for another time.
-You were happy with your new life. Taking your chance in the sea was the best decision ever. You were never returning to the land.
⁃ Upon your first meeting with Ulmo, you fainted in shock at the sight of him
⁃ Who wouldn’t at the sight of a huge man-like creature emerging from the sea within a giant whirlpool, while holding a large staff made of pearl and in deep green armour??
⁃ And well, Ulmo panics at the sight of a small human woman unconscious on the shoreline almost getting swept away in the waves
⁃ He almost immediately changes his appearance to a much smaller version of himself and sweeps her into his arms and brings her to the large cave further along the shore, where he was originally intending to go, out of the eye of Melkor
⁃ He uses magic to heal any injuries that happened you when you fell and to wake you up, only for you to panic again when you notice you are in a dark cave
⁃ This is immediately made worse at the figure standing next to you
⁃ Ulmo steps away from you noticing your distress which seems to calm you down
⁃ He keeps an eye on you as you take deep breaths, more out of curiosity than anything else, never having really met a human before as he dealt mostly with elves
⁃ But you are the first woman he had come in contact with out of all the edain and he thinks you have a strange sort of beauty to you, a type he hasn’t experienced or seen before and he was captivated
⁃ You, however, were terrified. Who, or rather, what was this man? If you could call him that
⁃ But when you looked around, it wasn’t really dark and what you saw took your breath away
⁃ The entire cave looked as if it had been carved out of one giant pearl and there were intricate patterns within the walls along with crystals that glowed and reflected of the water at the mouth of the cave
⁃ Ulmo smiled, which he very rarely did, as you looked around and took a cautious step towards you
⁃ When you noticed he was closer again you turned and eyes him before introducing yourself to which he responded with his own causing you to gape at him
⁃ Did he really just say ‘Lord Ulmo, Of the Seas and Oceans, Lord of water and Valar of Arda’? Yes, he did.
⁃ But you believed him, how else would he know of this place and how else could his first appearance be explained?
⁃ Ulmo looked at you as you stared back in awe, the same way he had looked at you earlier on when you were unconscious
⁃ He explained what had happened and apologised for scaring you which you accepted and before you knew it you were blurting about a bunch of questions about him causing him great amusement but he answered thoroughly
⁃ When it got dark and the crystals started to glow brighter, you gasped at how late it had gotten while speaking to him
⁃ Explaining to the Valar that you had to get home, he showed you the way out and back to the shore where you had first encountered him
⁃ Before you left, you gave him a gracious bow to which he replied graciously and announced that for his new found friendship, the cave now belonged to you and that he would always meet you there should you go before he turned around and resolved into water at the bay
⁃ You gaped at where he had once been not believing that a Valar had just called you his friend and gave you a priceless cave, not knowing this would develop into a relationship deeper than you both imagined
These are FINALLY done and I hope you all like them!!! Sorry if there not too good, I had quite a bit of trouble with these