#ulfin

preface | intro pt 1 | intro pt 2 | HHG merlin pt 1 | merlin pt 2 | merlin pt 3.1 | merlin pt 3.2

Ulfin the pickup artist / dudebro podcaster over here 😒 advising King Uther Pendragon on his "love" (lust) for Duchess Ygraine (who is visibly distressed by Uther's advances, btw. Enough so that the rest of the court notices she's upset):

So Uther asks Ulfin what he should do, and Ulfin says, "You groom her husband Duke Gorlois of Tintagel and the rest of the court by showing Gorlois so much favor, being his best friend, gifts, spending tons of time with him. Meanwhile I'll court Ygraine on your behalf and send her lots of gifts and compliments."

Which Ygraine refuses, because she's aware that Uther's stalking her, and she's not into it.

When Ulfin finally admits he's doing this on behalf of the king, she crosses herself and says, "God! what a traitor the king is to make a show of loving my husband and me, yet he means to shame him! Ulfin,” she went on, “take care not to let it happen that you should ever say such words to me! For I want you to know that I would tell my husband, and if he knew it, you would have to die!"

Ulfin: ::slides into Ygraine's DMs on behalf of Uther:: hey my king thinks ur hot

Ygraine: wtf no, he's been acting like a friend to my husband and me just to try to get me to cheat on my husband? Don't say anything like this to me ever again. I'll tell my husband next time and he'll kill you.

Ulfin: gladly :D

Ulfin: oh c'mon, what about a pity date, he's dying bc he wants u so bad, ur such a (expletive)

Ulfin: haha funny joke

Ulfin: fr tho, date the king

Ulfin: or else

(later)

Uther: omg of course! She's just saying that for appearances, I just have to be ✨ persistent ✨ and then she'll be into me

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...y'all, some things haven't changed in 800+ years.

The kingdom is Camelot and Uther is the king. Ulfin (Sir Ulfin) is one of his knights and also the one who trains the squires. 

Uther can be obtuse and harsh, and he often acts egoistically even if he is not a villain nor a bad king.

Gawain, Tristan, Arthur and Sagramore are squires at Camelot and their main goal is finally becoming knights.

Tristan is also of noble family

Gawain is very into being the perfect knight, he really wants to become a knight and can act quite snobby. He has family elsewhere and he returns to his family during the holidays.

Sagramore is in exile and he has family in Constantinople. He is loyal, often sleepy and sneezes a lot because the climate of Camelot is much colder than he is used to.

Arthur is an orphan and he only knows that his family was killed in the war. Merlin told him that he had a vision that Arthur is going to become king and for this reason Merlin is also personally taking care of Arthur’s education.

Guinevere is Cameliard’s princess and her parents are still in Cameliard, but she is a guest in Camelot. Her handmaiden, Brigitte (who has a crush on Ulfin) is teaching her how to be a lady, but Guinevere often runs around and fights with her friends. She also has a forbidden were-cat, Megrau, which turns into a beast on the full moon nights.

Merlin is Uther’s wizard and he knows more than what he is telling Uther (especially about Arthur). Morgana is his apprentice and Morgana lives in Camelot thanks to Merlin.

Morgana is a witch and she is learning magic. She is friends with Arthur and Guinevere, but her alliances are mixed, as he often is convinced to help her sister.

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1. Always post the rules. 2. Answer the questions of the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones.  3. Tag 11 people and link them. 
 4. Let them know that they are

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1. Milk or Dark Chocolate ?

Dark

2. Best MMORPG you ever played ?

Rangarok Online

3. Favorite Youtuber ?

Sky

4. Worst Game you ever played ?

League qq..cause reasons

5. Favorite Movie of all time ?

10 Things I Hate About You

6. League or Dota ?

League

7. Favorite RTS game ?

None

8. Firefox or Chrome ?

Chrome

9. Coffee or Tea ?

Tea

10. Favorite Pizza ?

Pineapple and Pepperoni Thin Crust

11. If you had the power to rule the world what will you change and why ?

I HAVE NO IDEA OMG THAT IS SO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY!!!!

-has anxiety attack-

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My questions

1. How do you like your eggs?

2. Favorite ice cream?

3. Pop Tarts or Toaster Strudels?

4. Would you try green eggs and ham?

5. Favorite flavor pocky?

6. How do you like your steak?

7. Bacon or Sausage?

8. Pancakes, Crepes, or Waffles?

9. Udon noodles or Ramen noodles?

10. Butter toast side up or down?