rule 1: always post the rules
rule 2: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, and write 11 new ones rule 3: tag 11 people and link them to the post. rule 4: actually tell them you tagged them.
1. What has been your proudest moment?
Five years ago I was accepted into a circle of artists who I had admired for a very long time. They took me under their wings and taught me everything I know today. <3
2:What is your most prized possession?
I have a toy that I've had since I was, like, two years old. It's a brontosaurus plushie. It's still in great condition and it's got a shit ton of memories associated with it. It was my best friend in my childhood and for that reason I just can't let it go. If we wanna get philosophical, it's kind of like a symbol of my undying loyalty to friends or my inability to move on from past relationships, wooo!
3: Tell the most important person in the world to you that they are important to you. Haha! It’s not a question but do it anyway.
My sister(s). These people are the only people on the planet who understand exactly how fucked up my childhood was. You can't get better emotional support than that. Also they're hilarious and I love them to pieces. They will probably laugh or vomit in response to this random profound affection.
4: come over to my house and clean it please? 4: What’s the most delicious thing you can cook?
ok i'm otw Oreo cheesecake. Unless you mean literal cooking, in that case, vegetable patties. I just now conveniently forgot the name of the specific vegetable. It's a long green thing that looks like a cucumber except spongier and is basically useless except for this recipe. What is it CALLED UGH
5: What’s the most vivid dream you can remember having?
A long time ago I had a dream I met a bisexual homeless man who only spoke in lyrics of music. He was very kind and gentle and I walked him to the corner where he was living... but there was a group of three gross men there who mocked him for his class and sexuality. I was so pissed off that I threatened them profusely until they left, apologized to the homeless man, and started walking home in attempt to calm myself down. On my way I met a priest on his knees. He presented me with a bible and gave me such an intensely hateful glare that I knew I was just condemned to the worst kind of hell. I had this dream years before I left the church.
6: What did you want to be when you were a kid?
I wanted to be an archaeologist! I was obsessed with dinosaurs and I wanted to be as close to the real thing as I could. That was before I learned working outside in the heat and dirt wasn't all that fun. Besides, living birds are way closer to "the real thing" than lifeless skeletons!
7: What trait do you find most important in your friends?
Compassion. I think this trait encompasses a variety of other important features, such as honesty and understanding. All very important things.
8: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A REFERENCE TO A THING THAT I DON'T GET.
9: What do you do from 9-5?
Hours of monotonous labor surrounded by outspoken bigots. Put me out of my misery, please.
10: What is your favourite part of your favourite book/game/movie?
I love watching relationships develop, watching different characters interact with each other, and bonding with them as they grow and evolve. That is my favorite part of any book/game/movie, and it is why I love Fallout because you get to have a companion who you can bond with. Arcade Gannon FTW. I love you, you sarcastic asshole.
11: How have you gotten through the hard times in your life?
I don't even know. Like, seriously. I just keep going. Maybe I'm immortal. Maybe if you cut my head off I'll just keep moving. Like a snake, or like that one chicken who survived without a head. That's it. That's how I cope with life. I am a headless chicken.
My questions for you, lucky tagged people and anyone else who wants to answer them:
1: What's your favorite childhood memory? 2: Do you like birds and what is your favorite kind of bird 3: Do you like dinosaurs and what is your favorite kind of dinosaur 4: What's the most bizarre outfit or costume you ever wore? 5: If your life was a movie, which movie would it be and why? 6: If you could invent a novelty toy/food, what would it be? 7: What would the infomercial for your invention be like? 8: Do you have pets? Describe your pet(s). If you don't have a pet, describe a made-up one. 9: What would your pet(s) be like if they were a human with a career? 10: List in order of preference: kisses, hugs, cuddles, high-fives, holding hands, nuzzles, spankings, footsie, pizza 11: What's one line/verse of a song that has stuck with you in a fundamental way?
