Hey why do y'all smell. Can't you stinky villains take a shower at least
` ♡ 。 ‘ Ehe, ‘ she giggles, her pink lips curving themselves into a very soft smile. She casts her gaze to the floor, then at him, then back at the floor, tucking a long strand of hair behind her ear charmingly. ‘ You’re… very funny, you know? I just love boys who are funny… ‘ she trails off, taking a slight peek at him before returning back to the floor.
She continues to fidget shyly, her eyes wandering to anywhere but his sharp visage. She finally raises her head, her eyes sparkling. ‘ Well… I make sure to take baths two times a day! I want to smell honey-sweet for any boys who want to come talk to me… I don’t know about Dabi-kun or Tomura-kun… I’ve never really asked! ‘
Her hands come to her face, sliding themselves over her mouth to conceal a shrill giggle. She laughs in her palm, her cheeks dusted with a slight pink. She removes her hand, revealing another one of her reserved smiles. ‘ But I know what you mean, Kacchan (that’s what Deku-kun calls you, right?)! The league really does stink! They’re absolutely filthy! Ahahaha! ‘ She laughs harder, something in her eyes shining furiously. ‘ But I like the way they smell… you want to know why, Kacchan? Because we reek of BLOOD! Red, red, red blood! We’re covered in it! And not just cute little droplets of it, tons of the stuff! Dripping in crimsons to scarlets to vermillions! It’s hard to remove blood from clothes, you know? It’s really hard… all that sticky, sticky blood getting everywhere… aaaah, I could just melt right here thinking about it! The smell is also really hard to get out of clothes too. That’s why I have to take so many baths! I have to paint my nails every week so people can’t see the blood stuck in `em too… Teehee! Ne, Kacchan, I bet if you were covered in blood, AT THIS VERY MOMENT, you would stink too! So don’t make fun of us… because you don’t even know the half of it! Unless you’d like me to show you, of course! ‘
