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I will never understand how people can suck on cough drops without dealing with a never ending cough. These things are nasty as fuck. I just am desperate for this coughing to stop. 

Will was walking back to his dorm with a box of cupcakes to celebrate passing his paper. He was stuck on his phone texting people and going on social media and he didn’t even notice the person coming toward him. The two collided and the cupcakes were destroyed. Will fell down, he got up and looked at the person he bumped into. “Oh my god! I’m sorry! I should have been paying attention.”

So, I have an idea of something I really want to try but I need someone who will let me paint them. I don’t mean just to paint a picture of them, I mean, actually painting on your back... 

Why do babies need so much stuff? My mom is making me do a stupid registry to send to family members and friends and there is so much stuff.... 

...So, I’m probably going to need a 12 step group for over-reacting.

Well, I’m 25 now... So I guess I’m officially ancient. 

My projects are all done, I’m not worrying about packing or studying until this weekend.. In other words, I’m bored. 

“What? No, I wasn’t up all night last night.”