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HEEEY I suppose I would publish this with many more extra drawings, but my brain demanded that I publish it NOW. IDK whyyyy but I feel compelled to publish every drawing I do the moment I finish it (most of the time) (?????

but anyway, THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME! IT'S ABOUT OLD MAN YAOI!!!! YEHAAW

for months now, I've wanted to post about my "canon" tanmeric including his married life and his three beautiful daughters (yes, these idiots had the audacity to become parents, the worst parents ever) AAAND I also started to become a little obsessed w Tank Bear Grunt. What can I say? I love this man in every universe... Butch, bear, drag queen... Mexican tank... u know

anywaaaay here are a few general hc for them. I hope you enjoy them and fall for my propaganda :3

they dated in college for 1-2 years, but tank broke up with him bc mmmmm u know homophobic father and emotional codependency

they met again when they were around 30 y/o

tank married a woman after college!!! 😱😨😰 and they had two beautiful daughters

tank tried so hard to be like his father that his wife left him as soon as their second daughter was born. good for him

almeric never had a boyfriend after breaking up with tank because this ass is soo good 😝😝😝 but in his 30s he felt lonely lol

almeric wasn't very convinced about being a father but the idea that tank was a DILF was enough for him

almeric decided it was a great idea to spend over 100k simoleons to have his own clone and raise her as his daughter🙂‍↕️

← this idea is stolen from @budgieflitter ngl tysm

almeric is a ex-tobacco addict. now he is a caffeine addict

almeric is a family lawyer and tank is THE general tank grunt

← tank decided to change his last name to davis after getting married

almeric reads books on his kindle while tank plays 1k games without internet on his cellphone before going to sleep

tank loves being santa claus every x-mas

Pervert stuff: 🚧 under construction 🚧