#tyyyyy!!!!!

I'm satodarla's number #1 fan <3

i just woke up and LOOK AT THESE CUTIES!!1!1!11! my smile is getting wider and wider now i look like a creep

TYSM KONST! I'm happy that someone gives my oc x canon ship attention more than i do,,, AAAAA BEST DAY EVER!<3

when I started shipping it if I did:

Can't remember tbh. I think the first time was into mtl around 2018 was when i first considered it. But also like,,, the show sets it up sometimes LOL

my thoughts:

Married. Boyfriends. Engaged. Besties. Inseparable. Two brunette bitches trying their best, who bring out both the best and worst in each other <3

What makes me happy about them:

I think Murderface deserves a hot bf with tits and Toki is that so,...

What makes me sad about them:

When they are bitches to each other in canon but I'm mostly just a sensitive bitch lol. Also the fact that they both feel so unappreciated, and tbh they are a bit....

things done in fanfic that annoys me:

I don't rlly read fanfic so i can't answer this

things I look for in fanfic:

same thing

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: 

Skwisface and/or Dickface and idk about Toki tbh. Toki can end up with me.

My happily ever after for them:

Murderface finally gets over his internalized homophobia and they bang

who is the big spoon/little spoon:

Toki big spoon

what is their favorite non-sexual activity:

4) What they would do if they had one month to live.

augh???? that’s a good question. if we’re sticking with strictly canon, Mordor is still an active threat and he’s just gotten some horrible news from the healers….. hm.

I don’t think he’d ever get quite as desperate as Denethor, he doesn’t see much hope but there’s still practicality. Preparing someone other than Faramir to take over as captain of the guard for him, because he isn’t going to permanently saddle his brother with a position that 1) Faramir does not want and 2) will dump him directly under Denethor’s scrutiny All of the Time. Throwing himself into campaign planning, training troops, organizing relief efforts as much as he can. Anything Denethor isn’t doing to keep Minas Tirith as prepared as possible.

and it raises the interesting question of “what would Boromir do if he KNEW he was not going to be there to protect Faramir from Denethor?” because we know he does not particularly care for Denethor, we know he’d rather see himself in danger than Faramir, and we know Boromir left for Rivendell under the assumption he’d get some answers and possibly some help and go back to Minas Tirith. he wasn’t PLANNING on dying on that trip. not suggesting he’d do anything drastic here but I do think he’d do much more to either get Denethor to shut the fuck up about Faramir’s perceived failures, and/or remind Faramir that he is very much loved no matter what their father says. Because Boromir DOES try, but it’s very much in the vein of keeping the peace and less making an open stand against his father’s bullshit. If maintaining his position as the Golden Son in order to keep Denethor’s attention off of Faramir doesn’t matter, I do think he’d be more outspoken in defense of his brother

17) What they’d sing at karaoke

well I’ve tagged him in Metallica’s cover of Whiskey in the Jar over on my Aragorn blog, so I’ll throw that into the ring

definitely think he’d pick up Hulde aan de Kastelein from Théodred

20) Household chore they hate the most

firm believer that if he ever had to, he’d hate dusting. what do you mean he has to do it again? he dusted. you’re telling him it comes back?? more dust accumulates over time????? fuck off.

13) If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

God ive never had a good answer to this question. Probably teleportation or telekinesis. If im picking a specific like character's set of powers its Prue Halliwel hands down

18) Did you ever have an edgy atheist phase?

Not really, at least not super intense. My spiritual upbringing is a little wonky; my mom grew up catholic and my dad protestant but by the time they had me neither of them considered themselves very religious. My dad was always atheistic but my mom was more agnostic. I went to a secular quaker school from 4-14. Quakerism is very cool (Public Universal Friend was Quaker!) and what I like most about it is that you can sorta map it onto any other religious belief system. I was never taught to believe in one specific being, but I also wasn't taught not to believe. In first grade we did Pandora's box for our class play and that's when my love for ancient greece and greek mythology started. Those were the only gods I really knew, and they made so much more sense than what little I knew about the Christian God. I think there was a point in time where I was an atheist in the strictest sense (I didn't believe in a god) but I was always sorta religious/spiritual