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"Start with Inquisition" this, "start with Origins" that.
Start wherever the heck you want. Start with the Netflix series. Start with the novels. Wait until Veilguard is released and start there.
Have fun and don't let anyone gatekeep Dragon Age. The universe is rich and the fandom is passionate and if nobody else will welcome you, I will.
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An observation.
All I'm saying is Astarion keeps children at a distance and talks as though he doesn't want them around but he approves of it when you free Arabella and agrees the druids were overreacting, and he approves when you give Yenna food, and he seems to like the Teifling children in the grove. All I'm saying is maybe the only reason he keeps kids away is because he was forced to steal so many. Maybe seeing them reminds him of trauma, maybe he sees children and is instantly flooded with guilt over all he's done. Maybe he actually likes kids maybe he even wanted kids at some point but maybe he's literally afraid to let them get close to him.
Wyll: Are you going to be part of the problem, or the solu-
Astarion: The problem. Definitely the problem.
Wyll: It was a rhetorical que-
Astarion: I have some ideas on how to make the problem funnier.
Just once I wanna see an impoverished mom, her daughter, and her baby be given a nice bed and firewood and a fixed window.
I know these ads exist to bait you into downloading the game but the human condition is to survive, not to suffer. My eyes ache for relief. Just once. Please.
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How each companion eats m&ms
Shadowheart: bites them in half to see what the inside looks like even knowing that it's always the same
Gale/Astarion: sorts them by color and eats each color in order so there's always an even number of every color
Wyll/Jahera: grabs a fistful and munches without regard to color
Karlach/Minsc: tips the entire bag into their mouth
Halsin: eats them one at a time and lets the shell melt in their mouth
Lae'zel: doesn't eat m&ms
Minthara: crushes two m&ms at a time, eats the broken one, continues until one is left, encloses the final unbroken m&m in an envelope and mails it back to the candy company with a note reading 'use this one for breeding purposes'
How can anyone hate Astarion he literally makes the 🥺 face
Astarion: Excellent work back there. As a reward, you may hug me for four to five seconds.
Karlach: Forty-five seconds!?!!!?!
Astarion: No, that-
Karlach: toO LATE!
