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Weirdly for Christian, partaking in non-sexual events around the Haus often proved to be the most alien. (A father of six couldn’t exactly pretend to be a virgin, you know.) Among these was going out for a drink. One of many habits he should probably try to get more comfortable with, he thought, as he approached a handsome bartender.
“Hi, I’m Christian.... I actually don’t drink much,” he admits, chuckling to himself. God, he sounded so boring most of the time. He may as well have worn a shirt that said “I’m Evangelical” instead of trying to convince people he was fun to be around. “What would you recommend?”

















