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For the first price winner in my giveaway, tybster! They wanted a drawing from my pirate!AU where Steve has caught Tony. This turned out looking a bit more sexual than what I had intended. heh

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Okay, which two Robin’s don’t I know, I know Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian and Stephanie? Who is the last two?

I may or may not have forgotten to answer these. So, here we go:

Questions from drazir:

Cake or Death?!

Uh, cake please.

What have you allways wanted to own?

A castle. Always wanted a castle with secret hallways and unknown corridors and a library with hidden entrances and shit. And it shuold be huge and placed in a mountain-ranged with a waterfall beneath it and pineforrests below! Hell yeah.

Would you wear fur?

I'm gonna sound like a bitch when I say, I don't really care?

If you can, how long do you let yourself stay up at night?

Until I feel tired or when I don't wanna be awake anymore. No timelimits, just pure need/want.

Do you smile to random people you see/meet on the street?

If they're being polite or going out of their way for me, yeah. Or if it's a barely trafficked road in a local town. Else, no. 

Rainy or Sunny?

Again, I don't really care. It doesn't really hinder any activities I would or wouldn't do. I just dress appropriately.

If you could live in any other universe/series what would it be? Why?

Harry Potter or Marvel. But probably Harry Potter, because then I'd get a castle for at least 7 years and maybe I could learn a few tricks for the structuring of my own castle.

If you found a treasure map would you go out and find the treasure?

Fuck yes! Anchor away, can't find a treasure without a pirateship, so I might be arrested in the process, but it's a part of the deal.

What is the strongest animal you think you could take in a wrestling match?

I'm built like a spartan with very short legs, so I think I could probably take a shark? I've been watching shark-week so I feel prepared. Or maybe a badger. I don't know, in general I wouldn't be to keen on battling animals, you can't really surprise them with savagery.

If you could be part animal what animal would it be and why?

Bird. Flying would be ma thing, yo!

Questions from tybster:

Have you ever had a near dead experience?

Yes, I crashed my car once on the German autobahn. But that's about it.

If you could change your name, then what would you change it to.

Probably Matthew. I like that name. And a friend of mine with this exact name is standing behind me now, so this is kinda awkward.

It you have the opposite sex, what name would you want to be called?

Same as above. Or maybe Wade. I do like the name even if it's associated with a massmurdering psychopath. Who I love.

How many language can you speak?

3½, I think. There's a lot of other languages that I know partially like Italian and German and two that you kinda know by being scandinavian like Norwegian and Swedish. But if it's only fully, 2.

If you could get any job, what would you choose?

Animator for Disney in the 90's.

Fruit or candy?

Candy. I would like to say fruit and be all healthy and shit, but no.

If you could time travel once, would you then go back or forward in time? Where Would you go to?

I would go back to the revolution and dress up like a man and kick ass!

If you could be in a movie, which would you choose?

I'm being pressured into answering Lord of the Rings. And I suppose it would be nice, but I don't fancy being slain by orcs. But hey, hobbits and dwarves, party!

A person you would like to switch life with?

Hmmm. Probably . . . I don't know, actually. I'm pretty satisfied with being me.

Favorite comedian?

EDDIE IZZARD!

What do you like best about yourself?

My amazing sense of humor and my dashing intellect ;) Or that my friends seem to like me even though I'm pretty loud and horrible at times.

Question time with itsabeautifulmidnight: Favourite animal?

I do like foxes and owls. Owls are fucking cool and evil!

Favourite TV show?

I've been watching Criminal Minds for a long time, but Hannibal, Sherlock and Game of Thrones are pretty amazing too. But probably some GoT, it makes me cry and I wanna know when the Baratheon Bastard King whose name I cannot spell perishes! Favourite book series?

Harry Potter, I think, but it's a tough question.

Favourite book out of that series?

I've always loved Prisoner of Azcaban, the Maurauders have always struck me as a tragedy and reading about people whose fate are already sealed. It maked me so sad. . .

Least favourite band?

I'm not too big a fan of One Direction. 

Why are they your least favourite band?

Their music doesn't really appeal to me in anyway. I have nothing against the members of 1D, but I don't really fancy the music.

Have you ever met anyone famous?

I've met Jan Harland, Stanley Kubrick's producer and Guy Davidi Oscar-nominee and Emmy-winner documentarist. 

If you could meet one person you’ve never met before, who would it be?

I think having tea with Hitler would be cool. Not that I agree with his antisemitism and blatant denial of human rights, but I think he would be an interesting character to meet.

Ever shot a gun?

I'm actually a pretty good shot with both bow and arrow and rifles but I've only ever shot anything at carnvals or shooting ranges, so no AK47 for me.

Whats the worst thing you’ve ever eaten?

Meatballs in curry with rice. It fucking sucks frozen monkey balls. We're having it this sunday and I wanna choke myself on my own intestines rather than eat that shit. Sorry, but it just nasty.

Are you a virgin?

No. No, I'm not.

The questions from me:

Ever feared for your life?

Why don't you tell me about your room?

Your favorite color?

Your favorite movie?

What's the worst about that movie?

Any supernatural fairytale being, what would you choose as your noble steed?

Would you be an archer, mage, assassin or melee?

What's your favorite classical painting?

Your favorite book? 

Rule one: always post the rules.

Rule two: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones.

Rule three: tag some people and link them to the post.

Rule four: actually tell them you tagged them.

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What haircolor did you wish you were born with?

I always wanted to have black hair when I was younger and having my dad have this haircolor made me kinda upset with the genetic lottery and my mom's unbelievably strong DNA. Now I dye my hair red, so money-wise and out of pure laziness, it would be my first choice now.

What do you like the best? Taller people or smaller people?

I like being able to look people in the eye without breaking my neck and often times tall people are kinda intimidating. I'm 1,64 m or 5'4'' so pretty much everybody I know is taller than I am, cept a few people. 

Do you consider yourself hot or cute? Why?

No, I don't and it's completely foreign to me when someone says so. I mean, I don't see myself as ugly or unattractive either, but hot or cute? Nah. I don't know why, I think because I find myself chubby and media has twisted my mind to see only skinny as something worthy of those words? IDK, but I wouldn't apply those words to me.

If you could have ANY pet (yes, even something that doesn’t exist) what would it be? What would you name it?

I would have an owl named Bob and he should be the meanest fucker ever but also of a breed so small he is of no serious threat. And then of course, he should like me and almost think he's a guard owl. His full name would be Bobert Downey Jr. My homies will know who Bob is, he's my HP-AU owl thing. Hell yeah!

Can you count to ten in another language? If yes, how many languages?

I can do it in Danish, English, German, Japanese, Spanish, Italian, Swedish and Norwegian. So eight. Go me!

What kind of sense of humor do you have? (Like do you laugh when hearing puns or do you punch someone instead? Are you into dark comedy?)

I adore sarcasm and thinly veiled insults. I love negativity and am in love with classic black Danish humor. It's pretty morbid and I love it!

You’re trapped in the last game you played! You can bring one weapon of choice, and two of your real life friends. What game are you in, what weapon do you choose, and who of your friends will help you on your quest?

I would be in Rapture, Bioshock, and probably and airpressure gun and a baseball bat. I do love me some baseball bats. Friends I would have with me? Alright, I would have my BFF vincentstranger who would save my ass more times than one, cause she badass! And hmmm, probably Matthew my Canadian friend. He's a treeplanter and is fucking badass. Plus, he's Canadian, nothing can go wrong. Gotta think tactical here.

What’s the thing/memory that brings you the most nostalgia?

The commercials on the VHS before a Disney-movie. Especially Beauty and the Beast. But also rediscovering old 90's music that you knew by heart but had forgotten all about.

Your first OTP ever? (if you ever had one)

I think two siblings from a weird bookseries about cavemen and shit. I remember societal norm mattered little to me then.

Marvel or DC? 

Los Marvel. And honestly, that's just because it's the franchise I've been exposed the most to. Agreed, I don't like too many of the characters in DC's universe, but I haven't spent any time getting into the material either so I couldn't say whether or not their stories or the development was shit or not.

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What's your preferred castle in Heroes of Might and Magic?

Worst movie you ever saw?

Most memorable quote ever said to you.

Fav musical!

When pressured, do you cave into group-pressure? Why?

Any amazing plans for the future?

How would you describe you favorite song using three adjectives?

If you were stuck in the last book you read, what, where and how would you help or foil the heroes quest?

Do you like Christmas? Why/why not?

Have you ever planned a murder in you head and would you care to tell us about it?