Jan 29, 2016
TWYDIA
But suddenly an angel has smiled at me And kissed my cheek without a trace of fright I dare to dream that she might even care for me
For: @the-dancing-pyro
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TWYDIA
But suddenly an angel has smiled at me And kissed my cheek without a trace of fright I dare to dream that she might even care for me
For: @the-dancing-pyro
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Mistletoe Kisses!!!!
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Sam leaned down to receive his kiss happily, having waited all day to finally catch her under it. Of course, he had been carrying it around in his pocket to make sure it happened, but that was beside the point. He’d still had to wait for the very best time to use his secret holiday weapon, and he’d managed to catch her with it as she was heading out of the kitchen. She’d been baking, and everything smelled of cinnamon and sugar, and the sun had started to go down…yes, this was the perfect time to get a kiss.
“And you told me it was a silly idea to get mistletoe,” he teased as he placed another small kiss on her forehead. “You really gotta work on your Christmas spirit.”
TWYDIA
@the-dancing-pyro
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: Sam did, let’s be real
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: Lydia. Sam makes sure the cat is out. Protect its wee kitty eyes.
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: Lydia. Mostly because Sam’s always goofing around
who breaks the most phones: Sam. He doesn’t know his own strength sometimes, the brute.
who dies first: Well, Sam’s kinda technically already dead? Or he was.
which one I could see as being lactose intollerant: Sam might become so as he gets older. Lydia will bake him dairy free goods.
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: Lydia
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: Neither. They are snuggling until the end up time.
who uses the computer most: Both of them. Sam looks at funny viral videos, and Lydia is always looking up recipes.
New Sam/Lydia ship tag: Carrot potato dumplings
(I approve of this and all that it stands for. Also, those dumplings are actually their kids, which I suppose is a physical manifestation of the ship.)
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Headcanon: Lydia sticks her hands under his tummy when it's cold out... and often when it's not XD
(This is totally a thing that happens, and I accept this out of the blue headcanon entirely.)
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Lydia was feeling very... well horny, to be blunt. So when Sammy finally got out of his workshop, and Kat was finally in bed, her first response was to press him against the wall. "Stop struggling."
He hadn’t been expecting her, which probably accounted for how easily Lydia managed to move the large man. He hit the wall with a faint ‘thump’ sound. Nothing was hurt, but to say he was confused would have been an understatement. “But I’m not str-” Sam began, looking down at Lydia, but as he did so he caught sight of something familiar in the way she was looking at him that quickly shut him up. “I mean...why? What’re you gonna do to me?” he asked, pushing up lightly against her pinning hands.
Omg I want the heart thing too about breaking the bed!
Our two muses break the bed during sex. Send ❤ for mine’s reaction.
It had been Lydia’s idea to “break in” the new house, but when Sam had agreed he hadn’t actually considered the fact that they might actually break something. After everything, they could at least agree that maybe they would need to curb their enthusiasm a bit better. Either that or consider getting sturdier furniture.Maybe both.They’d noticed a bit more creaking than usual, but they didn’t pay it much mind. After all, there far more pressing matters at hand. Now, who heard it first could be debated, but the fact of the matter is that both of them paused after hearing a sharp cracking sound. Not long after that on corner of the bed decided that being level was far too much effort and dropped under the weight of both itself and the people occupying it, causing said people to end up on the floor in a heap of sheets and limbs and looking quite surprised.After a moment, Sam managed to sit up and look at the damage, unsure if he was embarrassed or oddly proud. Perhaps it was both. “I uh…I think we broke it.”
Twydia! (I wanna see you come up with a kid too!)
(I’m gonna make them two boys just to shake things up, not canon of course, but can you just imagine…)
Name: Jacob, “Jake”
Gender: Boy
General appearance: Brown hair and eyes like his father, kinda scrawny, is a bit of a dirt magnet and shoes always seem to be untied
Personality: Energetic, Curious, Fun-Loving, Impulsive, Affectionate, Talkative, Competitive
Special Talents: Making Messes, Handstands, Running
Who they like better: He is definitely his father’s child, but he still loves his momma of course
Who they take after more: Definitely Sam in outward appearance, a bit of both in personality
Personal headcanon: He’s the fastest kid in his class, and he’s always challenging the other kids to races. They make bets on who they think is going to win, usually small toys and candy, and he has yet to lose. Sometimes he just comes home with a bag of candy. His parents have stopped asking at this point.
Face Claim: Arthur Young
Name: Andrew, “Andy”
Gender: Boy
General appearance: Round face and generally soft features, brown hair like his father but has the green eyes of his mother. He also has some freckles on his nose, arms, and legs. His clothes tend to be just a little too big for him
Personality: Focused, Creative, Listener, Thoughtful, Level-Headed, Playful, Picky
Special Talents: Drawing, Reading, Somersaults
Who they like better: Andy is a momma’s boy through and through
Who they take after more: Both parents
Personal headcanon: He took to reading earlier than most of the kids in his class and reads a little above the grade level he is in, though not to the point of needing harder material. He enjoys trips to the library even if he doesn’t find stuff he wants to read there, but that’s is a very rare occurrence.
Face Claim: Brady/Connor Noon