You really know how to make me cry, when you gimme those ocean eyes
This went from rendering practice -> "oh this ocean eyes trend kinda fits" -> ship thoughts, this one is for the other cater self shippers đ hope I did our mans justice LMAO EVEN THOUGH ITS JUST HIS EYES
Anyways, taglist bc Im proud of how this turned out
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Heartslaybuls labyrinth like hallways do change configuration for each dorm member- specifically those who don't clean up after themselves will be stuck in a very long loop until they end up back at the room they made a mess in, even if it's their own bedroom. The dorm building itself is a bit of a trickster.
Savanaclaw has a huge pool as a part of their lounge. If you're a freshie it's just tradition that you will be thrown into the middle of it at some godawful time of night. It's the only time Leona stays up willingly because he thinks it's hilarious.
Octavinelle has it's own huge library, with crawlspaces that open up into cozy study rooms with adjustable lighting. It's also just good for watching fish outside. (This HC is inspired by/is by @winterne and I adopted it lmao)
Scarabia and Ignihyde have a fewâŚ.very very few things in common, but Scarabia is the ideal place for Ignihyde students to test out their solar cruisers (ref. To Treasure Planet, my OC Tarian loves this)
There are mirrors in Pomefiore that reflect the nature of your soul, but nobody knows how to activate it (the answer is scrying, a method in which you stare into a mirror in low light and a near meditative state)
Ignihyde has a parts and scraps lab where extra parts are disposed of so when people are bored they can come and build what they can. Sometimes they hold competitions there, and Idia keeps the area well stocked with some newer parts too, just for fun.
 Some of these will have references to my HCs about their family so check out my HCs here! (if you want) (also some of these are not guilty bc there are a few boys that are straight up shameless so...)
HEARTSLAYBUL
Riddle - Heâs done this since he was a kid. It started off as a tiny rebellion, and he never got caught, so he never stopped doing it. But late at night, if he happens to wake up, heâll go to the kitchen and just slice a piece of butter to eat Just Like That. When he was younger he would only take what he could get without there being a visible difference, but in a dorm thereâs no telling whoâs using the butter and when, so taking a bigger chunk isnât an issue...right?
Trey - Heâs a brony. He started watching MLP as a joke with his little siblings and then suddenly he was tucking away merch carefully in his room so that they wouldnât find it. Heâs more embarrassed about his family finding out than he is about friends finding out, so if he lets it slip somehow, please let him nerd out. Please. (Trey and Idia donât interact much but now they have to)
Cater - He has a love/hate relationship with catfishing/ghosting people. Not for long, mind you, he doesnât want to genuinely lead anyone on, but using some photo of a hot model and a few minutes setting up a fake dating profile, he matches with everyone he can. He knows the compliments are meant for the picture of the person he posted, but for just a few minutes, he can pretend theyâre for him. Instead of coming clean, he just leaves them on read and never talks to them again.
Deuce - We already know how conflicted he is about his favourite food (eggs) so the mild guilt only gets worse when he finds he enjoys both the sound and the feeling of crushing the shells in his hands, especially after hard boiling eggs and parts of the shell are all connected and he can just make them CRUNCH.
Ace - He likes to sneak out of his room at night- but not for troublemaking. He likes to go sit with the hedgehogs since they are nocturnal and just chill with them, because when nobody else is around he gets to babytalk them. Cater has caught him Once.Â
(everyone else is below!)
Savanaclaw
Leona - Similar to Trey, he watched Bluey with Cheka and Falena once and now he binges it when he needs a good cry, he will NEVER tell anyone he owns the vinyl for it though.
Ruggie - Oh man my dude LIVES for starting drama without getting involved. He likes watching from the sidelines. HC that he will get paid by folks around the school to use his signature spell to get petty revenge on someone. Itâs never meant to hurt anyone, but kinda just ruin their day. Someone landed the entire class detention with Crewel? Yeah, they might end up stuck standing in a water fountain for a half hour with their homework.
Jack - To me, Jack is the youngest in his family (I expand on that in my family HCs ^^) and while he feels a little guilty, he is the #1 offender for licking a knife of peanut butter and putting it back in the jar to continue using it. Heâll do the same for jam and jelly. He drinks straight out of the milk jug. He got caught once by his sister and she made him pay for the jar of peanut butter in hopes he wouldnât do it again- but it didnât work.
Octavinelle
Azul - He spends a lot of money on outfits he wants to wear, but he doesnât think he ever will, whether it be confidence issues or once he gets it its not what he expected, but its a self punishment to not return it and get his money back so that he can just look at it and think about whether heâll ever be brave enough to take that first step and just try it on. More often than not, itâs a lot of extravagant dresses that heâs too shy to try on, but he loves shopping for.
Jade - He prides himself on his composed personality, though when the mostro lounge closes for the night, when not even Floyd can see him, he likes first watching the lobsters in the tank like a cat, pupils blown up and grinning, ready for his little self indulgent time. When he finally gets bored, he partially reverts into his mer form, plunging his hands into the tank and grabbing one to snack on. He makes sure to write it off to âwasteâ before Azul can find out.Â
Floyd - Eating things he knows heâs not supposed to. Itâs not his fault land items look so yummy, and his teeth need something to sink into, harder than would be tolerated for affectionate bites. Anything with something tough on the outside and soft on the inside or makes a popping noise is the best, like tightly bound leather or bubble wrap or pop cans.
Scarabia
Kalim -Â I have a rather dark HC for him here, but if youâre looking for something lighter, he has a really bad habit at picking at his lips. When he does remember to wear chapstick, he usually licks it off because it tastes good...
Jamil - TV dinners, man, this poor guy loves to cook, he genuinely does, but sometimes when Kalim makes him cook unexpectedly for 20+ people, he does not want to even eat what heâs made by the time heâs done cleaning up. At least when itâs under those circumstances, he can justify eating microwave dinners, but a lot of time he just has them when heâs straight up EXHAUSTED.
Pomefiore
Vil - Aw man, his weak spot is pizza. Sometimes he calls to place an order with a voice modulator and picks up his order in disguise just outside of campus and just....destroys two large pizzas a a 1 liter bottle of cola, hiding in a very specific spot in the walls by the gate of campus where thereâs a gap just big enough for him to stuff himself into and hide his Gremliness.
Rook - Does this man even feel guilt for things he should feel guilt for? I donât know. What he does do though, is watch potential couples on campus, and if he thinks theyâre going to fall apart before they get together, forges a love letter from one to another.
Epel - In case pocket onions werenât enough, Epel likes sneaking into Vilâs room and trying on his clothes, only to mock him in his mirror. He is meticulous in putting everything back where itâs meant to be, but also shifts everything on Vilâs vanity just slightly to the left to fuck with him a bit. He always leaves through the window, he does not want to be found in the hallway by accident.
Ignihyde
Idia - He has so many...but his biggest guilty pleasure is doomscrolling Leonaâs magicam page bc....Beeg kitty (I donât ship them, sometimes people are just Nice To Admire)
Ortho - (this is sad Iâm sorry) he looks through photos of his human counterpart and wonders if he is filling the shoes that have been left for him properly. If heâs developing the way the human Ortho would have.
Diasomnia
Malleus - Obviously, he enjoys sneaking out, but sometimes when heâs out he just likes to go fishing. He could, catch a fish by hand in seconds, but he enjoys the peaceful quiet and patience the sport requires. He only fishes until heâs caught one worth eating, guts it, then takes care to cook it to perfection using his flames before eating it.
Lilia - This man canonically picks his nose in public how tf am I supposed to top that.
Silver - When someone other than his dad is cooking/baking something in the oven, like fish, he likes to peel up bits and pieces of the oil/seasoning and just eat it. If thereâs the skin of something on there, yeah heâs eating it.
Sebek - He has a stuffie collection that hides under his bed, which is part of why he was so enamoured by his stuffie in Harveston.
RSA
Cheânya - He likes to eat his bananas without peeling them. Just Because.
Neige - He will drink shots of ranch. Sorry.
Cheka - licks his play-dough. Knows not to eat it. But He Likes The Salt
Valentine's Day...Gifts They Give You?? I Think. IDK.
HAH SCHOOL CAN KICK MY BUTT BUT BY GOD AND THE DEVIL WILL I SHARE A LITTLE BIT OF LOVE!! (I'm suffering Jesus fucking CHRIST this course is gonna eat my fried up brain for breakfast lunch and dinner)
This is done assuming they're pining for Yuu, save for Ortho he's Idia's little wingman. GN reader as always bbssssssssss if anything seems canon divergent, check out my HCs lmao
Heartslaybul
Ace: He thought about making it super romantic, like he spent the week leading up to Valentine's day brainstorming ideas on napkins and doodling on scrap paper, trying to come up with a way to ask to hang out that would make it feel different than normal, but not so obvious that he...you know, likes you. He ends up showing up at Ramshackle before class with a box of chocolates he bought the day before and a bit of a blushing mess.
"I just got these because who knows how much Sam will have by the end of today, you owe me half, ok?"
Deuce: He absolutely called his mom to ask for some advice, and asked his dorm mom (Trey), to proofread the hand written note he had meticulously written and supervise while he tries to make a heartshaped quiche. Why quiche? Well he knows you guys have...Memories about eggs, and he remembers it fondly, and he knows that quiche freezes well, so if he makes a big batch, you can eat what you want and have a readily available breakfast to just pop back in the oven whenever you want it - hopefully you'll remember him each time you do, and you'll ask for more when you finish it! He ends up at Ramshackle a little disheveled and out of breath, trying to make the quiche early enough in the day that he could make it there before breakfast so maybe you could share a meal before class.
"It's still warm??"
"Yeah, I ran here as fast as I could once it was cool enough to handle."
"You didn't have to..."
"I wanted to! You're more than worth the effort it took to be here on time."
Trey: Mans has a major advantage in that he is great in the kitchen, but he can't just make your favourite dessert. He can do that any day. No, for weeks ahead of time, he plans, makes, tests, and revises a new recipe, something that is unique and meant to be for you. It's more effort than he normally puts into his work, but it's so worth it when he shows up at Ramshackle in the evening to deliver his gift and a small note, though he gets shy. He leaves it on the front door step, knocks once, and moves to hide by the side of the house, relying on Grim's nose to bring you to the door if you didn't hear him knock. Seeing the way your face go from confusion to joy and excitement as you read the note is worth every moment he spent crouching. He knows tomorrow you'll want to talk to him in person, but for now, that's more than enough for him.
Cater: Consumerism Capital lmao. He has a really sweet, genuine gift to give to you, but the time he's spent with his sisters makes him second guess whether or not something is "good enough". So, yes, he will have spent 72 hours painting a fucking masterpiece on a phone case for you, or a pair of shoes you said you wanted, or a skateboard so you guys can skateboard together, or something you mentioned you wanted offhandedly months ago, but he's not sure if it's enough, so to "make up" for his "shitty handmade gift", he buys a shit ton of Valentine's day merchandise! He shows up with the giant teddy bear, the bouquet of flowers, the chocolates, the sappy movies, a trending perfume and some sort of specialty drink he picked up at a cafe. Depending on your reaction to all that stuff, he might actually give you the gift he worked on, otherwise you'll see it by accident or something and he gets embarrassed and a little flustered because What If You Don't Like It, Isn't Everything Else Better Than That Thing I Worked On Specifically For You. Treat him gently please. That's a personal request slkdjfhlskdjf
Riddle: He's new to this. So of course he researched long and hard on how to best express his interest in you without trying to push anything on you. Cater tried to show him cute stuff on social media, but it all seemed so scripted, disingenuous, or so over the top he couldn't see himself doing it that way. Or on the other end - they were couples, well into their relationships and living together- that wasn't where he was with you, at least....not yet. He ends up watching, reading and listening to tutorials on how to put together the perfect bouquet - his beloved rose garden would have more than an aesthetic use now, and with a little magic, a beautiful gradient came easily to the bunch of roses he arranged beautifully. Before you, this holiday just seemed ridiculous. Maybe it still was, but he would indulge if it meant it brought a smile to your face.
Savannaclaw
Jack: He can't be direct for the life of him, not in terms like this. The night before Valentine's day, he's still stumped on what to do for you that won't be...inherently romantic and obvious, but show that he cares about you!! His eyes end up settling on his little cactus and he ends up finally getting an idea.
Somehow after class, but before you got home, he managed to gift you your own tiny cactus. He left it sitting in a box, a small knitted coaster of sorts sitting underneath the flower pot - he put it in the box just so that the yarn wouldn't snag on the uneven wood outside of Ramshackle- and a tiny cowboy hat sitting on top of your cactus. It had been from one of his little siblings dolls that ended up in his bag from the last time he'd gone home, but either they didn't even notice it was gone, or he could get them a replacement later.
Ruggie: "Do you have plans for Valentine's day?" "Yep. Wait for it to be over." He doesn't really care for Valentine's day, but the sale that starts on the 15th? Goddamn, yeah, he's gonna capitalize on that....and he might even like you enough to share a little bit of it...maybe while watching a movie....and snuggling up under the same blanket at Ramshackle...that he may or may not have snagged from Leona's pile of Really Nice blankets....all it takes is for you to say you want some chocolate or treats too.
Leona: He really doesn't care for Valentine's day and all the shit that comes with it, but his sister in law asked him to at least try to make the best of the day. Initially, he was going to...at least try to contest it, but ultimately decided there was a simple way to do it. He ends up firing you a quick text to meet him in the greenhouse. While the way he pulls you into his little nest for napping is rather unceremonious, once you've settled he tucks a pink camellia behind your ear before abruptly telling you he's going to sleep and you're welcome to join him or you can get out of there if you want. He hopes, that just maybe, you'll be able to identify the flower he gave you and find out what it means.
Octavinelle
Floyd: Azul is making him work overtime for Valentine's day, he doesn't get up early enough to do anything Before classes, and by the end of his shift he's EXHAUSTED and MAD. He likely has the wherewithall to bring you a serving from the special menu in a takeout container before flopping down on the couch next to you, then onto you, just looking for a little bit of physical affection. The next day he does feel a little bad for not making you feel as special as he could have, so he'll wake you up with breakfast in bed.
Jade: Again, he's been working overtime but he was more ready for Valentine's day than Floyd. While he can't take you anywhere on the day of, he has an easy hike and picnic planned for the weekend if you'll join him. Despite being in the wild outdoors, he's determined to make you a dish that would be worthy of serving at the lounge. He will not handle being asked to stay home very well, but ultimately will if you want that more....but it's going to be in your backyard.
Azul: He had so much on his plate leading up to Valentine's day with marketing, organizing shifts and maximizing profit. But, some of that profit was already planned to be set aside specifically for you. It was about time that you got a bit of a leg up, right? I mean working for Crowley can only pay so much, and he's the head of the dorm that represents generosity anyways. So on the day after Valentine's day, he shows up in the evening with a laptop, and envelope with cash, and a grin, ready to show you the wonders of â¨investingâ¨. He may have forgotten you still...want to go home. He'll backtrack a bit and offer to help you find contractors that will renovate a part of Ramshackle for you.
Scarabia
Jamil: He didn't even bother trying to plan something for himself with you. How could he? It was a holiday, as ridiculous as it was, it meant that Kalim would inevitably want to celebrate it on the dorm level, and Jamil, of course, would have to plan and organize and arrange everything in order to make it work out. However, that didn't mean he wouldn't make sure to invite you. It didn't mean that he wouldn't make the time to ensure your favourite dish was served. Or that your favourite song would come on during the dance party portion of the celebration. Or that he wouldn't check on you just as, if not more frequently than he did on Kalim to make sure you're enjoying yourself. And if you're not, if it's all too much, he accounted for that already and will show you where you can stay until you feel okay again. Of course, if you show up an hour or two early and demand (you can't ask, he'll say no) to be given a task to lighten his burden, he might just admire you a little bit more (even if he still says no).
Kalim: Valentine's Day means partayyyyy time!! There's gonna be food, and dancing, and games, and lots of people, and live music because he, Cater, and Lilia are gonna perform, won't you come see him?? He needs you there so he can perform the best he ever has!! Come on Yuu, please??? They did actually practice, because they had to change a few lyrics so that it could be a better cover for Valentine's day and he was thinking of you when they modified it, so can you pleeeeeeeease come?
Pomefiore
Epel: He isn't sure whether he wants to continue a tradition he had from home or not, where he would show up at school with handmade lollipops and give them out to people....but his class at primary school was soooo much smaller, it wouldn't make sense to do it here for everyone. Not to mention, he usually had his grandma help him make them, he's never done it on his own. He likely does it for all the first years in his little friend group because he doesn't want to be obvious to anyone person that maybe...he likes them a little more...however your lollipop is the only one that seems to have no imperfections. Funny how that worked out.
Rook: Screw your alarm clock, he knows when you wake up anyways and will be outside your window, serenading you until you wake up. Even if you end up rolling out of bed lookin like a sewer rat and peaking out the window, once he knows you're awake he'll start reading poetry to you. He kinda just lingers until you're done getting ready enough to come great him outside, where he gives you a single rose and a few sheets of paper that he's written his poems about you on. He'll kiss the back of your hand and offer to escort you to class.
** I just want to say, for as much as I gripe about Rook in other posts, I genuinely believe that if he knew or found out you had no Valentine, no plans, and nobody treated you, he would, by the end of the day, at least have left a rose and handwritten note on in front of your door apologizing for not having asked to be your Valentine earlier and going through and complimenting you, though the note is completely anonymous. Rook is a bleeding heart (hehe Snow White ref) and regardless of his feelings for you/your feelings for him, he wants to make sure Valentine's day is positive for you.
Vil: Ugh, Valentine's day. It's a tacky, meaningless holiday that corporations push for the sake of profit. He agrees to model stuff still, sure, he has to in order to try and keep up with Neige, but he hates it. He gets his nails done so that they are jet black. Part of him wants to go goth for the day, but really that would be an overreaction to something so minor. He rejects any Valentine's day gifts, and likely won't want to do anything special, so if anything, you get to see a slightly out of character Vil as he either facetimes you to make sure you've been drinking water today and rant about the industry and how it's ruined Valentine's day, or. You send him a really cheesy gif wishing him a happy Valentines day and he very reluctantly replies, but tells you to never do that again (and it segues into Above).
Ignihyde
Idia (+ wingman/little shit Ortho): Ortho didn't really intend to snoop, but his big brother just left his phone out in the open...well he threw it onto his bed and mumbled something about being a loser. According to Ortho's analysis of Idia's phone, he hadn't been on a mobile game, so what got him so worked up? He sifted through until he found the culprit- the draft of a really sweet...and yeah, kinda cringey message he had written out addressed to the prefect of Ramshackle. Eugh he didn't need to read that...but...but Yuu should. He sends the message for Idia right before his brother comes back into the room, mumbling about how he needs to delete something. His eyes go wide as saucers as he sees not only has the message been sent, but the prefect has read it and is replying in that very moment. Idia reprimands Ortho immediately, but gently until the Prefects response comes through and Ortho confirms the tone is positive.
Diasomnia lord help me it's one in the morning
Sebek: Wasn't going to do anything until Lilia mentioned...."exaggerated"...just how important Valentine's Day can be to humans. His decision to try and come up with a last minute gift only amplifies if he sees someone else give Yuu a gift, and ultimately decides with a certain degree of defeat just to buy something from Sam's shop. He decides something practical is best, but gets a little distracted around the candles. Surely in Ramshackle you would appreciate something small, aromatic and it even offers a small bit of heat! He decides to go through with it, but it's only noon, surely he can customize it a bit more before the end of the day.
Lilia ends up walking into Sebek's room at around 10:30, only to see him struggling to stay awake as he wipes off paint from the lid. Based on the discarded tissues around, he hasn't been satisfied with any customizations he's tried to make. Lilia gently encourages him just to write a quick note, and he'll deliver it to the prefects doorstep for him so he can get to sleep. Sebek insists it's not perfect, but is forced to accept defeat as Lilia ushers him to bed, reassuring him that the prefect will still appreciate it.
Silver: He knows that he struggles to stay awake, so he starts on his project long before Valentine's day so that he can work on it whenever he has the wherewithall to do so. Come Valentine's day, he has the gift with him during class, and ends up sitting outside of Ramshackle, passed out next to the door waiting for you to show up so he can hand you his gift, which turns out to be a dagger. No, he didn't make it, but he wanted to research the best option for someone of your size and stature, the quality, where to purchase it reliably, to make a small write up on how to care for it properly, what it can and should be used for, and activities it's not suggested to use it for, but you technically "can". It also gives him an excuse to come see you more often to teach you how to use it- often teaching someone is a great way to learn and will add another layer to his training.
Lilia: He's been around for so many Valentine's Days, he probably knew the fucking saint it was named after. That being said, he loves to make the most of life, and that doesn't stop here! Get ready for a home cooked meal, you don't have to worry about dinner tonight sweetheart, Lilia's got it covered. Or he'll pay for take out. Or both, to make up for the mess in your kitchen.
Malleus: He's been aware of the holiday for years, but has never really had a reason to celebrate it. But now there's someone who isn't scared of him. Someone who, perhaps if he asked, you would allow him to spend time with you. He ends up daydreaming about the activities the two of you could do together, from making gargoyles to learning to make ice cream together, he ends up spending the entire day like that. Though he's a bit frustrated at his loss of time, he writes out a heartfelt letter to invite you to join him in those activities at a later date. He'll either wait for you outside, or if its too late in the night, simply slide the letter under your door.
Last set of my December Drabbles posts. Written after Chapter Four / Scarabia Chapter, burnt out and taking no shit Yuu.
Word Count: ~5k
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You read over the set of questions Crowley had provided to ask for end of year interviews. Technically, it was supposed to be Dire's job to check in on all the students, but yet again the task was passed onto you. As you looked over the questions, you felt your eyes glaze over but a certain burning in your chest. None of these had anything to do with checking in with mental health, which was clearly what the students needed. You're no therapist. You're no faculty member, you're not someone who should be doing this anyways. You flip the paper over and think over a question you could ask. Just one. You have so many people to get through, and your emotional capacity and mental tenacity are nearing their limits.
As the first person walks in an the two of you get to chatting, you finally settle on a question, maybe seeking some wisdom for yourself, and a glimpse into the way your friends, enemies and acquaintances think
"What advice would you give someone who's looking to improve their day to day life? Or just advice in general?"
Riddle is slightly taken aback by the question, before smiling assuredly.
"I've been learning quite a bit myself what improvement can mean from one person to another. As you know, the standard for improvement and growth has always been set very high for me, but I think...I think that perhaps the best advice I can give is to learn to set a high standard for yourself rather than....someone else's approval.....it's not advice I've learned to follow, but I received it from a close friend this year and I believe it's sound. At least if you are disciplined enough to do so for yourself."
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Trey laughs a little bit in response, grabbing at his glasses frame and tipping them up slightly, before crossing his arms and leaning back in his chair, sighing a bit.
"Advice, huh? Well, I can't say anything for sure, but I guess...don't sweat the small things. It's old advice, but there's a reason it's been said."
"Did you want to elaborate on that?"
"What else would there to be elaborate on? I thought that was pretty straightforward."
"Maybe it has a little more of a personal meaning to you?"
"I mean, I've got a bunch of younger siblings, and as vice housewarden I end up looking after a lot of people in the dorm, including Riddle. If I had to worry about every single thing everyone shorter than me was up to or doing, I'd have grey hair by now."
He had a shit eating grin on his face as you stopped writing and looked up at him unamused.
"You're not funny."
"I like to think I am."
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Cater's face almost falls a bit when he hears your question, but he keeps himself smiling.
"Could...could you repeat that please? Cay-cay's um....I need to make sure I heard that right."
"What advice would you give someone who wants to improve their day to day life?"
He looked almost haunted, though he was trying to maintain his happy disposition.
"Did...do you want a different question?"
"Ahah um well no! No, it's ok, I got it I just...need a minute I guess! It's...I guess nobody's asked me for advice...ever. I've given it just never asked...specifically, y'know? Ahhh, never mind, can you forget all that and we can take it from the top?"
You can't hide your concern and confusion all that well, but you nod a bit and smile reassuringly.
"What advice would you give someone who wants to improve their day to day life?"
Cater lights up as if the emotions he was conveying a moment ago had never existed.
"That's easy! Cay-cay's got you covered! Find something to smile about everyday, because if you don't-...just find something to smile about everyday. Even if it's just one thing that'll keep you going, you're still going, and that's what matters."
His smile falters just slightly. "That's all you needed from me, right? I can go now?"
You give him a small smile and nod, and watch as he leaves the room, an awkward tension still sitting in the air.
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Deuce looks like a deer in the headlights at the question.
"Why would you ask me that?"
You gave him a knowing smile, cocking your brow a bit and he cleared his throat awkwardly.
"I think you have plenty to contribute to this, Deuce. We both know you've undergone a lot of personal growth to get to where you are now."
"Well yeah but it hasn't been easy! And you were there when I've had.... when I've flown off the handle and just gone right back to who I was before."
"But you're not the same as you were before. You feel regret, which was what made you want to change in the first place, because before you heard your mother on the phone, you didn't. I wasn't there when you were a delinquent, but I've known you for a few months now and can say with confidence you're doing a good job Deuce, you're making a lot of progress towards your own goal. If you could just share a little bit of insight on what's made it easier, or what's been a motivator other than seeking your mother's approval, I'd really appreciate it."
He thinks it over for a moment, nodding slightly as the words slowly come to him.
"I...I don't really know, but I guess....I've never stopped trying my best...and I give myself room to be angry when I need it. I think a lot of people either try their best most of the time, or don't put very much effort forward at all, so I think the second thing might be the advice I would give someone. To give yourself room to feel your emotions, big or small, just make sure you have a safe place to do it where you won't hurt other people too."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ace looks stupidly unamused and kicks his feet up on your coffee table, blatantly ignoring the look you gave him for doing so.
"You're bein' so formal. We're friends why are you acting like that?"
You couldn't help but huff a bit, amused but not wanting him to know that.
"I have to do this for Crowley, it's not like I want to. Just answer the question Ace, then get out, I have so many other people I have to get to today."
You regret the second part of your sentence when you see his shit eating smile from across the way. He settles even deeper into the seat and sighs deeply, happily and puts his hands behind his head.
"So I get your full, undivided attention until you get the answer you're looking for? Cool."
"Mmm, mhm, you get my full undivided attention until you waste my time and I throw something at you and the countdown is starting my patience is paper thin right now Ace, do not test me."
He scoffs and sits up properly, groaning out of boredom.
"Fiiiine, but is it really wasting time if you're hanging out with me? You owe me an hour after thi-"
"Sure, yeah, whatever, shut up and get out, or answer the goddamned question and get out."
"Sheesh, ok, fine, the best advice I can give is for you to loosen up, Great Sevens you're tense."
"NO SHIT SHERLOCK."
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Leona didn't even come to you for HIS interview, you had to go track down the lazy lion yourself. He mumbled something when you knocked at the door, but you didn't hear nor care if it was to come in or to go the fuck away. You let yourself in, sat at the end of his bed and waited for some sort of response.
"I will throw this clipboard at your head I know you're awake."
Clearly, he thought you were bluffing, as a few seconds later a very angry cat was growling at you, and your clipboard had bounced off his head and sat on the floor. You remained unphased, tapping your pen against his nose once, lightly.
"You don't scare me, now what advice would you give someone who wants to improve their day to day life?"
"The fuck kind of question is that to wake me up from my nap from?"
"The kind that if you don't answer I'm calling your sister in law and asking her to make you because I don't have time for this shit either Leona. Answer the question. And before you say anything about me not having your family's contact info, I do have both your phone and password so tread lightly." It hadn't been hard to get, Ruggie was an open book for the right amount of Thaumarks, and Leona's phone had been on the floor, but Leona looked mildly impressed for a split second before remembering he was annoyed, huffing and laying back.
"You're lucky I don't eat you alive for throwing that piece of shit at me, herbivore.â
âAre you going to answer the question?â
âYeah, I just woke up, give me a damn minute.â
âMira, set one minute timer.â
Setting one minute timer.
âOh for Great Sevenâs sake, is that how petty youâre being? Fine. If you canât sleep it off, get something to eat. Now get out of my room, before I decide to eat you.â
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Ruggie didnât even bother sitting down, he recognized the set up from the year before and laughed a little.
âShyeeheehee if these are the same questions from last year, canât yâjust hand over the paper and pen and I can pretend to write something that Crowley wonât read?â
You couldnât help but snort a bit. While it was tempting, your curiosity for what the hyena boy had for advice outweighed your want to be a little lazy. Besides, at this point it wasnât for Crowley, it was for you.
âNot this time. Iâll be honest. I have a question for everyone, Iâm just trying to maintain my sanity though, this isnât about the headmage anymore, this is me holding on by a thread and looking for some hope for the future.â
You laugh weakly, and Ruggie smiles a little, concerned, but it was understandable. You had a lot on your plate, and he was kinda happy that you were that honest with him. He finally sat down across from you and slung his bag from over his shoulder to sit on his lap as he dug through it.
âIâm not great with advice, but my gramma always said something about if you wanna go fast, go alone, if you want to go far, go together. So surround yourself with people that are gonna getchya to the end of the school year, ok? Or until Crowley can sendâya home. The other freshies are doinâ a pretty good job from what I can tell but if yâever need a lil pick-me-up yâcan let me know. Might even do it for free.â He grins and winks at you as he finally produces an apple from his bag, rubbing it gently with his sleeve before offering it to you. âI donât got much, but youâre doinâ a good job prefect. Hopefully yâcan pretend thatâs likeâŚa bigger prize or somethinâ. And I wasnât kiddinâ when I said I could be a part of that group if yâwant me to be.â
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Jackâs ear flicked a bit at your question, his rather stoic expression making you question exactly what was going through his mind.
âThatâs a pretty broad topicâŚbut my grandparents and parents always say that âwe will be known forever by the tracks we leaveââŚsoâŚdonât do anything you wouldnât want to be remembered for.â
âIs that all you want to say?â
He simply nods once, happy with his answer.
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Azul pushes up his glasses and chuckles a little.
âThat isnât something Crowley had you ask, now is it? If advice is what youâre seeking, then perhaps scheduling an app-â
âAzul. I would love to hear you out but frankly I donât have the time nor the fucks to give about your business deal youâre about to offer, so if you wonât answer the question, Iâll just inform Leona that you refused to co operate and I know how to push his buttons in just the right ways to do so.â
An awkward silence filled the air before Azul cleared his throat a bit.
âThat wonât be necessary. Wisdom that had been imparted on me by my nonna goes as follows: chi non fa, non falla. In other words, he who makes no mistakes, makes nothing. The path to greatness is full of obstacles but can be paved as you learn how to get rid of them. In my case, I recognize that I was fortunate to have seen the road paved by my nonna, and learned from her mistakes so I wouldnât have to make my own. On the other hand, not having had that example to follow would have allowed me- erâŚand individual to learn on their own so that they understand and appreciate just how much effort is required. As long as youâre learning, youâre not failing, and sometimes thatâs enough.â
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Jade looked rather amused at your question, folding one arm across his chest and holding his chin with the other.
âTried and true advice is the best advice I have to give. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, you never really know who you can trust.â He smiled a bit at you, but you werenât quite sure how to feel about it.
âIâll be going back to the lounge now. If you require anything from me, Iâm simply a call away.â
Did having his number make you a friend or an enemy? Did you really want to know??
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Floyd giggles as he turns the chair around to sit in more comfortably, rocking a bit, before your question finally processes and all his excited movement stops and he slumps in his seat.
âAwww but thatâs so borinâ. Itâs not like under the sea where if yâdonât like someone you can just yâknowâŚâ he draws his hand in a slitting motion across his neck, tilting his head, and making a wretched squelching noise. âSoooo I guess the only advice I can give ya is if someoneâs beinâ stupid to ya, call me! Iâll squeeze âem reaaaaal good for ya shrimpy!â
He rocks in the chair a bit before he gets up. âI ainât answerinâ any other questions, so ya better be happy with whatchya got.â
It was good enough.
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Kalim was bubbly as ever, but tilted his head like a confused puppy at your words.
âOh um, I donât really know. I did hear this one saying though that I thought was really pretty and it was like..um well it went like âdonât let the shadows of today take away tomorrowâs sunshineâ.â
He sat, expression rather blank but happy. He looked rather expectant though, as if he was awaiting praise. You smiled a little bit at him and decided to dive in a little further.
âWhat does that mean to you?â
He looked a little surprised, but really thought it over for a moment.
âWell, everything canât be great all the time. Things are usually ok at best for a lot of people, most of the time. But dwelling on the mistakes we make isnât going to make us feel any better, so why hold onto them when we can let them go and be happy?â
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Jamil frowned, shaking his head a bit.
âYouâre asking me this now? What question are you going to ask everyone else?â
He looked rather haggard, but you couldnât decide if after the whole hostage situation, you thought he deserved it, or if you felt bad for him. You ignored your feelings on the matter for now and sighed.
âEveryoneâs getting the same question.â
âVery well then. My advice is donât fucking overblot.â
You looked up to see a somewhat smug expression.
âAsk stupid questions, you get stupid answers. Iâm going back to my dorm prefect.â
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Vil was poised and ready as ever.
âThatâs easy. The only way to ever improve is to practice. Most people say practice makes perfect, but thatâs simply not true. If you donât put your full effort into practicing, if you take short cuts, then you will never reach the level you hope. Perfect practice makes perfect. You must be persistent in achieving greatness; persistence is what sets apart the greats from everyone else. Regardless of what youâre practicing for, whether itâs a role in a movie or to develop patience, the saying remains true.â
He smiled a bit and sat up more in his chair. âWas there anything else you wanted to ask me?â
You smiled back a bit, finishing writing his response best you could. âNope, thatâs all for now. Thank you Vil.â
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Rook tilted his head a bit and smiled.
âAh, mon trickster, is that all you are looking for? Surely the head mage would not be asking a question of this depth.â
He hummed a bit to himself, not really looking for an answer from you- he already knew.
âI donât so much have advice as I do a saying I learned in my time in Pomefiore. There is no rainbow in the soul if there have been no tears in the eyes. Isnât there such beaute in that? Your soul only grows more beautiful as it does strong when you face hardships, so do not despair when the clouds blur your vision and a downpour slows you in your path. I could simply go on for hou-â
âYou really donât have to Rook, I got the gistâŚ.I think. Thank you for your time.â
He smiled and tipped his hat politely.
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Epel was more prepared than you may have thought, but it was appreciated.
"You don't ignore the fuel gauge on a blast cycle when it says its empty. You don't ignore the flashing lights and alerts that let you know when your bike needs something. So apply that to yourself. You need fuel too, so don't wait until you can't go anymore to eat. Don't go until you're so exhausted you break down. Sometimes circumstance makes it difficult, but don't ignore the really big signs that's something's wrong and assume its gonna get better."
As if on cue, his stomach rumbled, and he flushed a bit.
"That bein' said, my dorm ain't exactly a picnic. The servin' sizes barely fill me up and peanut butter can work miracles, but not that big. Jack sometimes brings me leftovers from the meals at Savanaclaw, and Deuce sneaks me desserts but it ain't the same as one home cooked meal a' comfort food, y'know?"
You nodded apologetically. You refused to get actively involved, but you could offer a fellow freshman a hand.
"If you bring ingredients, you can use my kitchen. Just don't get caught. And make me some food too."
He looked surprised, then absolutely beamed and laughed softly.
"Y'betchya! I'll make sure it's the best damn food y've had in yer life!"
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Idiaâs tablet floated in front of you. There was a drawn-out silence, and you wondered if he was even paying attention behind that screen or not. Finally, he responded.
âJust advice in general? Lol why would you ask me? You want gaming advice, reqs, strats, sure then yeah, you could shoot me a text or something I guess but this is just p. stupid. I literally donât leave my room and Iâm a nepo baby what relevant and useful advice could I possibly give to a normie?â
âJust give me an answer I can write down Idia, it really doesnât matter.â
âFine then. Avoid middle schoolers at all costs. I can absolutely destroy newbs in game, but IRL? Those guys can pin down your biggest insecurities in two seconds flat and wonât be afraid to call you out on it.â
âYou took that from a comedy sketch.â
ââŚ.shut up, I tried, ok? I guessâŚ..read all the tips on the loading screen of a game when you get the chance. Does that work?â
You sighed softly, before giving him a tired smile.
âYeah itâs good enough.â
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Ortho let out a sad sounding beep.
âWhatâs wrong Ortho?â
The little robot kicked his feet a bit in his seat, processing.
âIâm not human. I could give advice, but it might not apply the way I think it does. I could search for it, but it would not be my advice to give. Even if I said something as simple as âdo your bestâ, I donât know, really, what that means. If I give 100% effort in something, Iâm pushing the extents of my hardware and software. I run the risk of overheating. I might hurt myself, and in doing that, waste my brotherâs time in making him repair me over something that could have been avoided. I have my âbestâ programmed into me. A human can push past that discomfort, past that risk if they so wish, and in theory, achieve giving more than their best, or something that would be recorded as an anomaly or outlier in a research setting. I have no advice to give.â
He lets out a sound like a sigh and sits cross-legged.
âEven when I try to give big brother advice, when he follows it, things seem to go wrong. I donât think I should be who you ask.â
You looked over his defeated looking figure. You couldnât help but feel empathy for him â clearly this had been on his mind for a while. You set aside your clipboard and held your arms open.
âYou look like you need a hug.â
The little robot looked up surprised, then visible relief flooded his features as he nodded a bit and floated into your arms, hugging you tightly, but took care to not let his hair get too close to you.
âDoing your best, regardless of who or what we are is all that matters Ortho. My best on a day-to-day basis fluctuates. Sometimes my best means I got out of bed in the morning. Sometimes my best means I finally do those tasks Iâve been meaning to do for weeks. Sometimes my best means Iâm on top of everything, getting things done, and feeling great. Everyoneâs best looks a little different, sometimes even within the span of hours. Youâre doing great. You have people that care about you and will pick you back up if you need a little self help. While some of your capabilities are limited by programming, your actions are not. You still choose to help where you can. You are kind when you want to be. I think thatâs when youâre at your best.â
Ortho pulled away, nodding a tiny bit.
âI think I understand. Thank you, prefect. I appreciate it.â
Even though his mouth was hidden, the wrinkles around his eyes told you he was smiling again as he went on his way.
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Malleus seemed intrigued, but a little surprised at your question. He shut his eyes gently as he thought it over.
âFor the fae, years pass by like seconds. To give advice that would only aid you in growth for the next year seems rather near-sighted, though I suppose for you, that is plenty of time to develop your character.â
He hummed softly, trying to think of something he could give you, that wouldnât be overwhelming. You gave him his time, rather happy in the comfortable silence the two of you were able to sit in.
âI suppose Iâve always taken the passage of time for granted. Perhaps that is something I will work on as I set my own goals, though with that comes the advice I wish to impart upon you. Your time is precious. However, the only thing more precious is how you spend it. I only wish for you to be happy, healthy, and successful Child of Man. Ensure that the time you spend with others lifts you up, encourages you, and allows you to grow into your potential. I hope that one day, I will see you grow into your full potential.â
He smiles softly, hoping that you catch on that he hopes youâll include him in that circle of friends that will help you continue growing.
However, itâs the wording he used that has you wondering if he has had something to do with why you havenât been able to go home yet.
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Lilia giggles softly.
âAsking for advice from your elders, hm?â
He settles in his seat on the ceiling, enjoying the fact that you couldnât hide a tiny smile from forming from his antics. He pouts thoughtfully and taps his chin.
âThereâs a lot I could say. Learning to change with time, to live everyday to itâs fullest, to learn to not be afraid to take risks, that there is value in re-evaluating who youâre friends with, that you should follow your heart until your mind screams no, icicles are ideal weapons, you can train crows to sound like humans and then send them after people you hate, develop your vocabulary to the point where if someone makes you mad you make them feel stupid in your response, that you should never swim on an empty stomach, but never go on a roller coaster with a full one, donât stick metal where it doesnât belong, never trust where a toddlerâs hands have beenâŚ.I was going somewhere with this.â
He paused, spacing out for a moment before shaking his head and coming back to earth to finish what he needed to say.
 âTruth be told, I think the most important advice I can give is learn to tell others how you need to be loved. Nobody will ever know what you need, so even if you canât tell the full extent of what you need, someone close to you will do their best to interpret what you mean to get you what you want. The second step to that then, is to let yourself be loved. You are the only person who sees you in as harsh of a light most people see themselves in. Let other people in to make it better.â
He beamed and turned right-side up again.
âWill that suffice, prefect?â
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Silver looked very concentrated, but needed you to repeat the question. He closed his eyes a bit as he thought, but seemed to startle when he opened them again and sighed.
âBe grateful for what you do have, what you can do, instead of being upset at your incapabilitiesâŚyou have other talentsâŚand other traits than mistakes and shortcomings.â
He sighed softly, mumbling something under his breath. You couldnât make out much, but it sounded like something he had heard many times before, himself.
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Sebek puffed his chest out, looking disproportionately proud at being asked for advice, though as soon as he opened his mouth you realized you forgot to set a very important boundary and interjected.
âIt canât be about Malleus. At all. Or any specific person for that matter.â
Sebekâs shoulders fall a bit and he looks a little annoyed.
âYou did not specify that BEFORE HAND HUMAN!â
âWell I did now, so deal with it.â
âFINE! I will share with you something that has been shared with me often. Itâs-â
âPlease your inside voice?â
âTHAT WAS NOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY.â
âI bet you hear it a lot though.â
âTHAT IS IRRELEVANT. NOW BE QUIET SO I CAN COMPLETE THIS TASK, BENEATH ME AS IT IS, THAT I MAY LEAVE YOU TO YOUR PATHETIC UNDERLING WORK FOR THE HEADMAGE!â
You didnât justify that with an answer, just gestured with your hand for him to get on with it. He cleared his throat a bit and tried to calm down a little.
âI was going to sayâŚthe more challenging a conflict, the more glorious the triumph. You mustnât forget to allow yourself to be proud of what you have achieved. While your conflicts and mine may vary in how difficult they are, it does not change the fact that on an individual basis, we must acknowledge the effort we put in to overcome them.â
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Grim sat across from you, his tail swishing curiously side to side, his head tilted and eyes wide before he grinned widely.
âCourse ya want advice from the Great Grim? Now listen up hench human, âm only gonna say it once so ya better make sure yâwrite it all down, got it?â
You nodded a bit, trying to downplay your smile a bit at the toddler-like energy your companion emanated. He stood up on his chair, pacing back and forth a little bit like a drill sergeant.
âNever eat expired tuna. If youâre really that hungry, no YA AINâT. If ya need something from the tallest shelf, climbinâ on the counter is sturdier than any chair in Ramshackle. Sneaking food from the cafeteria works real well if your cheeks are big enough to store it!... And if ya donât eat it as youâre tryinâ to make a break for it. Aceâs most ticklish area is behind his ear, which is why he always pushes me off when my fur rubs up against him when Iâm on his shoulders. If ya ever need me to bugâm, let me know! I think thatâs all I got for now.â
He stopped and placed his paw on his chin in thought, before one more thing came to mind and he hopped over to you, pushing his face gently against yours.
âOh yeah. âNd donât forget tâtell the people yâcare about they mean somethinâ to ya, in one way or another, 'kay?â
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TWST Characters And Unconventional Pets I Think They Would Have
Heartslaybul
Riddle - Hedgehogs, obviously
Trey - African Grey Parrot
Cater - Fennec Fox
Deuce -Chicken :D
Ace - Tarantula (bc if he forgets to feed it its ok for like 3 - 12 months)
Savannaclaw
Leona - Needs an actual ESA, please Help Him Iguana (they Also Sleep So Much)
Ruggie - Raven -it can steal shit, he can train it to speak, and he can make people pay him to teach it certain things
Jack - Potbellied Pig PLEASE
Octavinelle
Azul - again, needs an actual ESA, Help Him Blue and Gold Macaw
Jade - Sugar glider
Floyd - An emu those things are assholes, and a tortoise that Jade rehomed behind his back bc he thought it was the same thing as a turtle
Scarabia
Jamil - (Great Horned) Owl would have been a snake but when they're young they eat stuff like mealworms and whatnot and Jamil DOES not vibe.
Kalim - Absolutely Not (I want to let him raise cockroaches simply to be a nuisance to Jamil)
Pomefiore
Vil - He has chinchillas idk how many anywhere from 2-6
Rook - banned
Epel - BEEEG FUCKING SNAKE (probably a Burmese Python or something)
Ignihyde
Idia - Possum
Ortho - A capybara for the baby :D
Diasomnia
Malleus - an ant farm (something something a reminder of the constant cycle of life etc. etc. its kinda depressing)
Lilia- fuckin bats
Silver - A llama/vicuna/alpaca (he can shear it and get the comfiest freakin sweaters, and its a good nap buddy and it will spit at Sebek
Sebek - Squirrel :)
Others
Neige - Pigeon
Che'nya - If he could, he would have a fucking condor, but I think he has a bunch of Atlas moths
Cheka - Leopard gecko bc he wants something like Leona's
Headcanons I Probably Overexplain - Cater Edition Part 2!
Cater was the housewarden before Riddle.
Did he really want the position? No. But being housewarden gave him some comfort in that he was "necessary", so he couldn't leave or be made to leave before his time was done. Obviously being at school gave him a bit of a safety net in that it didn't matter if his family had to move, he still had a dorm at NRC, but being housewarden was just a bonus in that he felt like...even if his mom tried to drag him along in her shenanigans, she couldn't. It was something to be proud of too, even if the only person at home who kind of cared was his big sister, but it made him feel good about himself.
In his first year, he mostly spent his time hesitantly, but slowly building a friendship with Trey, something he felt could be real. Trey was his right hand man and encouraged him to take on the old dorm leader. The fact he had someone on his side for once was more than enough for him to not only want to take over, but make Heartslaybul a more lively and relaxed place for people to enjoy themselves. Traditions and rules were still very much in place, but punishment for error was rarely more than a simple reminder or a small reprimand. Cater was well loved as housewarden, and he knew it. And he loved feeling...loved.
Which was why when Riddle showed up, everything started to spiral. At first, it seemed that Trey would be an easy in to make another friend, but that hope was squandered when Trey approached him, asking him to give up the very position he had encouraged him to take.
Just for clarification, Trey never intended for things to go this way, he genuinely didn't believe Riddle's mother would let him go anywhere without her. However Cater never got this information.
'Riddle Needs That Position and Riddle Will Do Amazing and Riddle Wont Back Down Until He Gets It and Riddle Will Be At His Mothers Mercy If He Fails and clearly your mother doesn't care how you end up (subtext)' was the sum of what Cater heard from Trey, but if it wasn't enough to hear that and agree to the battle once he learned what Riddle's UM was, Trey asked him to take it easy on him.
While the position meant a lot to Cater, so did having a friend. While Riddle's magic could have been fairly easy to evade using multiple clones, he put up much less of a fight than he could have.
It wasn't until Riddle was dormleader that he realized that it was all for nothing. Trey was appointed vice housewarden still, loyal only to Riddle it seemed. Cater was still the person many underclassmen came to talk to, to look for support and assistance, which was nice in a way, but the title never meant as much as having a friend did, and after the feelings of betrayal set in, he found it difficult to want to make more friends, and distanced himself slightly from Trey. Not enough that Trey wouldn't see him as a friend still, but enough to keep himself from spiraling.
He has no hard feelings towards Riddle, he is well aware that everything that happened was between him and Trey alone, but it still hurts sometimes, you know? Especially in his last year physically at the school, it would have been nice to leave with at least one, genuine, good friend.