#twobitch

-HE BET STEVE 5 BUCKS TO SLAP TIM’S ASS

-”I wonder where ducks come from”

-passed out DRUNK IN THE CURTIS’S BATHTUB

-”hey buck tOOth billy”

-”hey Ponygay I may be drunk as a skunk but at least I know where babies come from”

-”DONT TOUCH MY SON I WILL THROW HANDS YOU CRUSTY FUCKER”

-they celebrate at the Curtis house

-and the whole gang is there 

-Curly and Pony try to sneak off to get some alone time but every time they get caught

-Elvis is BLASTING through the house to make sure nobody falls asleep

-but Pony does anyways and the whole gang is counting down then Curly just kisses him while he is still asleep

-he woke up for a second but just rolled over and went back to sleep

-Two-bit was sooo drunk

-he fell asleep on the kitchen floor

-Darry let everyone spend the night as long as they went to bed so everyone did

-well almost everyone

-Pony woke up about 5 minutes after everyone went to bed and he was hungry 

-so he went into the kitchen and tripped on Two-bit and he woke everyone up

-and then Darry came out of his bedroom and yelled at everyone