Everything Two-Bit Mathews says in the book.
âNup. They got away this time, the dirtyâŚâ
âNice-lookinâ bruise you got there, kid.
âNice cut, too. Makes you look tough.â
âNext time get one of us to go with you, Ponyboy. Any of us will.â
âI was planninâ on getting boozed up tomorrow night. If I donât, Iâll walk over and find y'all.â
âOkay, greasers, youâve had it.â
âWhoâs this, your great-aunts?â
âSorry, kid. I forgot.â
âShoot. Youâre ninety-six if youâre a day.â
âBrother, youâre a sharp one. Whereâd you two ever get to be picked up by a couple of greasy hoods like Pony and Johnny?â
âFive. They donât talk Arabian, I donât think. Say somethinâ in Arabian, Johnnycake.â
âHey, where is olâ Dally, anyways?â
âHeâll probably find the fight. Thatâs why I came over. Mr. Timothy Shepherd and Co. are looking for whoever so kindly slashed their carâs tires, and since Mr. Curly Shepherd spotted Dallas doing itâŚwellâŚDoes Dally have a blade?â
âGood. Timâll fight fair if Dally donât pull a blade on him. Dally shouldnât have any trouble.â
âA fair fight isnât rough. Blades are rough. So are chains and heaters and pool sticks and rumbles. Skin fighting isnât rough. It blows off steam better than anything. Thereâs nothing wrong with throwing a few punches. Socs are rough. They gang up on one or two, or they rumble each other with their social clubs. Us greasers usually stick together, but when we do fight among ourselves, itâs a fair fight between two. And Dally deserves whatever he gets, âcause slashed tires ainât no joke when that was his fault. Our one rule, besides Stick together, is Donât get caught. He might get beat up, he might not. Either way thereâs not going to be any blood feud between our outfit and Shepardâs. If we needed them tomorrow theyâd show. If Tim beats Dallyâs head in, and then tomorrow asks us for help in a rumble, weâll show. Dally was getting kicks. He got caught. He pays up. No sweat.â
âYou dig okay, baby. Anyone want a weed?â
âMe, too. Get Johnny some, too. Iâm buyin.â
âYou must make such interestinâ conversation, you keepinâ your mouth shut and Johnny not sayinâ anything.â
âWho is it? The F.B.I.?â
âAnd a few other of the socially elite checkered shirt-set.â
âWhoâs acting? Iâm a natural normal.â
âDonât get mouthy, Ponyboy.â
âNoâŚno, Ponyboy, that ainât rightâŚyou got it wrongâŚâ
âShut your mouth, kid. If you wasnât Sodaâs kid brother Iâd beat the tar out of you. You know better than to talk to Johnny like that.â
âHe didnât mean it Johnny.â
âShut up talkinâ like that. We couldnât get along without you, so you can just shut up!â
âI know. The chips are always down when itâs our turn, but thatâs the way things are. Like it or lump it.â
âWho you callinâ bums?â
âThen pity the back seat.â
âWhy? We ainât scared of them.â
âWell, those were two good-lookinâ girls if I ever saw any.â
âMarciaâs number. Probably a phony one, too. I must have been outa my mind to ask for it. I think Iâm a little soused.â
âY'all goinâ home?â
âI donât know why I handed you that busted bottle. Youâd never use it.â
âGonna go play a little snooker and get hunt up a poker game. Maybe get rip-roarinâ drunk. I dunno. See y'all tomorrow.â
âHey, Ponyboy. Long time no see.â
âMan, dig baldy here! I wouldnât have believed it. I thought all the wild Indians in Oklahoma had been tamed. What little squawâs got that tuff-lookinâ mop of yours, Ponyboy?â
âWhat I like is the âturnâ bit. Y'all were heroes from the beginning. You just didnât âturnâ all of a sudden.â
âWhy is it very bad?â
âIâll babysit him. I havenât got anything better to do.â
âWork? And ruin my rep? I wouldnât be babysittinâ the kid here if I knew of some good day-nursery open on Saturdays.â
ââŚanyway, I was walking around downtown and started to take this short cut through an alleyâŚand I ran into three guys. I says 'Howdyâ and they just look at each other. Then one says 'We would jump you but since youâre as slick as us we figure you donât have nothinâ worth takinâ.â I says 'Buddy, thatâs that truthâ and went right on. Moral: Whatâs the safest thing to be when one is met by a gang of social outcasts in an alley?â
âNo, another social outcast!â
âThis house ainât messy. You oughtta see my house.â
âShoot, kid, if I ever did that my mom would die of shock.â
âI would drive us, but the breaks are out on my car. Almost killed me and Kathy the other night. You oughtta see Kathyâs brother. Now thereâs a hood. Heâs so greasy he glides when he walks. He goes to the barber for an oil change, not a haircut.â
âYou know the rules. No jazz before the rumble.â
âThey treatinâ you okay, kid?â
âDonât talk. Just listen. Weâll bring you some hair grease next time. Weâre havinâ the big rumble tonight.â
âItâs too bad you and Dally canât be in it. Itâs the first big rumble weâve hadânot countinâ the time we whipped Shepardâs outfit.â
âDid you know you got your name in the paper for being a hero?â
âYou want anything besides hair grease, kid?â
âOkay. Donât y'all run off.â
âI wish it was any one of us except Johnny. We could all get along without anyone but Johnny.â
âNo wonder he hates your guts.â
âOh, lordy! He has to live with that.â
âWe just left him. I donât know about stuff like thisâŚbutâŚwell, he seemed pretty bad to me. He passed out cold before we left him.â
âYou feel okay? Youâre awful hot.â
âAll right. But Darryâll kill me if youâre really sick and go ahead and fight anyway.â
âYou know somethin? Youâd think you could get away with murder, living with your big brother and all, but Darryâs stricter with you than your folks were, ainât he?â
âYou know, the only thing that keeps Darry from beinâ a Soc is us.â
âI never knew you to play chicken in a rumble before. Not even when you was a little kid.â
âSomethinâ is gonna happen. Weâre gonna stomp the Socsâ guts, thatâs what.â
âWhatâs up with the big-times?â
âWelup, I see weâre in prime condition for a rumble. Is everybody happy?â
âGet thee hence, white trash. I am a Soc. I am the privileged and the well-dressed. I throw beer blasts, drive fancy cars, break windows at fancy parties.â
âShoot, everybody fights.â
âTheyâre running! Look at the dirty ââ run!â (Ponyboy isnât sure if Two-Bit says it or not, but we could count it as him.)
âSo he finally broke. So even Dally has a breaking point.â
âYou really would have used that bottle, wouldnât you? Steve and me were backing you, but I guess we didnât need to. Youâd have really cut them up, huh?â
âPonyboy, listen, donât get tough. Youâre not like the rest of us and donât try to beâŚâ
âWhat in the world are you doing?â
âYou little sonofagun.â
âNo, but thatâs what Iâm wishing was all thatâs bothering me.â