Jan 9, 2021
Sokka, bursting into the room: IT’S MISSING!
Zuko: What’s missing?
Sokka: The little thing!
Zuko, turning to face Sokka with Baby Izumi in his arms: What little thing?
Sokka: Oh, there it is
Zuko: YOU MEANT OUR CHILD?!
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Sokka, bursting into the room: IT’S MISSING!
Zuko: What’s missing?
Sokka: The little thing!
Zuko, turning to face Sokka with Baby Izumi in his arms: What little thing?
Sokka: Oh, there it is
Zuko: YOU MEANT OUR CHILD?!
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Interviewer: you mentioned in your resume that you’re creative.
Double Trouble: yes.
Interviewer: what do you create?
Double Trouble: problems.
Katara: Explain to me how you two got in an accident.
Sokka: Well we were driving and there was a deer on the road and Zuko didn’t notice it so I said “Zuko, deer!”
Katara: And????
Sokka: Tell her your answer.
Zuko: …
Zuko: [sighs] “Yes, dear?”
Katara: Okay, it's your turn, Sokka.
Sokka: Uuh... Kiss Toph, marry Suki and Kill Zuko.
Zuko: Wut? You'd kill me??
Sokka: Well, duh. Cuz I'd neither kiss you or marry you.
Zuko, internally: we'll see about that. [10 years later...]
Sokka, at their wedding: Haven't you heard of reverse psychology?
Zuko: *GASP* IT. WAS. A. TRAP.
Therapist: And what do we say when life disappoints us
Hades: I called it.
Therapist: no
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Waiter: so what would you like to order?
Sokka: can i get a milkshake with two straws?
Zuko, blushing: aw, that's so cute, babe-
Sokka, putting both straws in his mouth: watch how fast i can drink this
Sokka: Crushes are the worst
Zuko: Yeah, whenever I’m near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid
Sokka: You’re always acting stupid, Zuko
Zuko: Yeah... Don’t think about that too hard
Hamilton: Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, Sir?
Burr: No
Hamilton:
Burr:
Hamilton: ok. *walks off stage*
*Play ends*