“Bobbing for apples is gross. Everyone’s nasty faces have been in there.” (From Billy)
Stu snorts, leaning against the kitchen counter with an apple already in hand. “Yeah, and yet you still made out with half of ’em last year, man.” He takes a bite, juice dripping down his chin as he grins. “Relax, it’s just spit and questionable life choices, we’ve all had worse.” He jerks his head toward the bucket. “C’mon, Loomis. Live a little. Worst case, you catch mono. Best case, you get to show everyone what real commitment looks like.”













