#twindisciplines

(didnt even get to the second line before I had thought it too. /high-five)

(UR BROWS ARE SO DANG MAJESTIC MY DUDE /FLUFFS THEM VIGOROUSLY)

what if the waist of his demon pants is the mouth

(aww if they weren’t both angry mortal enemies akali and yasuo could be high ponytail buds)

(LMAO THESE– ;; i listen to asmr a lot as a background noise because soft sounds help me with my anxiety. i rarely get tingles, but i do listen to a lot of asmr and i can’t believe i haven’t found any of these hilarious gems ;;)

// I almost always have a fan on in my room, or a humidifier, or I’ll have a rain/storm sound on to help me relax. I’m the same way, it doesn’t give me tingles but the white noise is comforting, relaxing, and helps me ignore ringing in my ears too.

Shen’s house is the least fun to have sleepovers at because of all the ghosts and he only has rice crackers for snacks.

<I like rice crackers... ... ghosts, less so.>

(if akali doesn't use magic and keeps up with all of these mageblade ass mofos that says a lot about what an absolute badass beastie she is. <3)

//My opinion is that all kinku ninjas use some type of shadow magic. Zed just uses the living shadow one. But i could be completely wrong on that :’D Rito and its “shadow warriors” is quite vague.