To Whom It May Concern (This Is An HR Violation) - Part 1
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You are fighting for your life to finalize the Osaka project logistics. Gojo Saturo is fighting to get you to look at him. So he shows up at your hotel room door, determined to ruin your professional reputation, with champagne, zero boundaries, and a very inappropriate bathrobe.Β
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genre: rich heir Gojo x reader, coky billionaire very on brand Gojo, cold-ish reader, office AU, coworkers to lovers (?), workplace romance (?), he fell first and harder, hotel room shenanigans, bath shenanigans, HR is crying, mutual pining (over her dead body).
warnings: semi-toxic relationship, inappropriate workplace behavior, Gojo is full of red flags if anyone behaves like that- run away, sexual activity of various types, also in a bath. also, a lot of nonsense business/corporate talk that makes no sense.
word count: 2.5k
a/n: almost three months since I last posted something... we can say it's been long overdue. Hopefully, this marks the return of me writing βΊοΈ This part is the shortest, an introduction to them and their dynamics. The next part is ready and will probably be out next week. Have fun and have a lovely weekend π₯°
The first time you realize something is wrong is when no one stops you on your way to his office.
That alone shouldβve been a warning.
Normally, getting anywhere near the executive floor required at least two approvals, one polite interrogation, and a lingering sense that you didnβt belong there.Β
But for you, though, the assistant at the front desk barely glances up when you give your name.
βGo ahead,β she says, like this is routine.
Itβs kinda is at this point.Β
You hesitate for half a second outside the door, large, polished, dark wood, intimidating in that effortless, expensive way everything up here is.
Then, from inside, before you get to knockβ
βCome in.β
You push the door open and step into the office of Gojo Satoru.
Floor-to-ceiling windows. Minimalist decor. A desk that probably costs more than your rent for a year. It smells like wood, and leather, and clean linen, and..
And him. Leaning back in his chair like he owns not just the room, but the entire building.
Which, technically, he kind of does. Well, his grandpa does.Β
He looks up when you enter.
And then he smiles.
Itβs immediate. Unfiltered. Like heβs been waiting for this.
βWell,β he says, voice light, almost indulgent. βThis is a surprise.β
You blink, a bit confused. βI had a meeting scheduled.β
βI know,β His smile stretches just slightly. βStill a surprise.β
βA good one,β he adds quickly. Too quickly, too childish for this whole setting.Β
You clear your throat, stepping forward with your tablet clutched just a little tighter than necessary. βI wanted to go over the projections for the Osaka branch before the trip.β
βMm.β He gestures lazily to the chair across from him. βSit.β
You do.
You start talking.
Numbers, forecasts, timelines - things you know. Things youβre good at. Fuck that, things that you excel at. This is why they hired you.
But itβsβ¦ difficult.
Because heβs watching you.
Not in the distracted, half-listening, one-eye-on-their-phone way most executives do. Not even in the sharp, critical way he watches other employees in meetings.
No, this is different.
Focused.
Interested.
Happy.
Like youβre saying something far more entertaining than quarterly projections.
You falter, just for a second.
His smile widens.
βDonβt stop on my account,β he says. βIβm enjoying this.β
ββ¦the report?β you ask, skeptical, narrowing your eyes slightly.
βOh, yeah,β he says like itβs a joke. βAmong other things.β He adds low, like a whispered confession.
You stare at him.
He doesnβt look away.
Something warm, and dangerously close to flustered, creeps up your neck. But you shake it off.Β
Like you always do with him.Β
Because this is not why you were hired.Β
Just to clear things up β he hasnβt interviewed you, you havenβt even met him till months after you started working here. It was a connection you had, who knew his uncle, and recommended you for the job. This whole - whatever this is - was not part of your way in this company. And definitely not how you climbed up to this position.Β
You worked hard and diligently, like you always do, and got to this position. And only then were you formally introduced to each other.Β
Heβs just your colleague. Well, not exactly. Heβs in a higher position than you, but heβs not your boss. Itβs just that your department needs to be coordinated with what the division he oversees works on, and thereβs no escape from working on projects together.Β
Especially one like the huge, important one youβre really trying to conclude all the details for right now.Β
You look back down at your tablet. βAs I was saying, the Osaka rollout is projected to-β
βYouβre coming on the trip, right?β
You pause again. ββ¦yes,β you say slowly. βIβm part of the team assigned toββ
βGood.β
You look up.
Heβs still leaning back, still relaxed, but thereβs something a little more intent in his gaze now.
βItβll be more fun that way.β
You frown. βItβs a work trip.β
βIs it?β he tilts his head slightly, like heβs genuinely considering that. βI was thinking of it more as aβ¦ getaway with some light administrative obligations.β
You almost laugh.
Almost.
βSome of us actually have work to do.β
βSo do I,β he says easily.
You glance around his office. βRight.β
He grins, completely unbothered. βYou wound me.β
You donβt respond to that.
You try, very hard, to steer the conversation back to the data you need from him.Β
βSo, you see,β you try to get his attention back to the graph on your tablet.Β
And he leans in on his elbows, over his desk, too close for it to be normal. Why is he so freakishly huge that he can just hover above this giant desk like that? You ignore the smell of his delicate, expensive perfume as it gets more intense the closer he gets.
You clear your throat before you try to continue talking, and he seems to catch on that. A gleeful grin spread across his face. But you donβt react, and continue to talk about financial performances and revenue figures.
And through it all, he keeps looking at you like that.
Like this is the highlight of his day.
The trip starts early.
Too early.
You go to the office to close some last-minute details before heading to the airport.
Youβre running on barely enough sleep and airport coffee when you arrive at the hotel. The kind of place where everything is covered in polished marble and soft lighting.Β
Your room, while not extravagant, is still far nicer than anything youβd book for yourself. You barely have time to take it in before your schedule pulls you into meetings, briefings, and an endless string of responsibilities. You jump from an introductory meeting with the local team to location visits to late-night analysis over budgets and management decisions.Β
You see him occasionally.
Across conference tables. In passing conversations. Once in the lobby, where heβs surrounded by people who look like theyβd rather be anywhere else than under his scrutiny. Another time at the local offices, stringing out tasks with military-level detailing to a team of people in suits.Β
Heβs different there.
Sharper. Colder. Expectations high, patience thin.
You watch him dismantle a proposal with precise, effortless critique, and the person presenting it looks like they might evaporate on the spot.
On day three, you sit in your room after another exhausting day, when your phone pings.
Gojo Satoru [09:17 pm]: I barely saw you around
Gojo Satoru [09:17 pm]: if not for this idiotic proposal meeting, I wouldnβt know youβre here
You [09:18 pm]: some of us have work to do
Gojo Satoru [09:18 pm]: you like saying that
Gojo Satoru [09:18 pm]: I also have work to do
And you know that he does. Probably even more than you.Β
You see the three dots appear and disappear a couple of times.Β
Gojo Satoru [09:20 pm]: but itβs important to take breaks
You [09:20 pm]: Indeed. Good night then.Β
Again, the three dots appear and disappear. Very unlike the man you saw in the last few days, in a sharp suit and sharper tone. He doesnβt seem like someone who would hesitate about anything.Β
Gojo Satoru [09:21 pm]: come hang with me in the lobbyΒ
Gojo Satoru [09:21 pm]: itβs finally emptyΒ
The hotel lobby is constantly full of the company people, pacing through the space while talking tightly into a phone. Groups of people huddle together over a tablet, making multi-million dollar decisions. So full that one might think that itβs owned by the company. Well, it actually might be, who knows?Β
You [09:22 pm]: what for?
Gojo Satoru [09:22 pm]: Iβll think of somethingΒ
You roll your eyes despite yourself.
You donβt say yes.
You also donβt say no.
You just go through your night routine and order room service.Β
The next two days are almost worse.Β
You have barely a minute to rest.Β
Or eat.Β
Or breath.Β
So much so that you almost, almost, donβt notice him.
Of when he walks into a room.
Of the way conversations shift around him.
Of how easily he commands attention without ever raising his voice.
And, more annoyingly β
Of the way his gaze keeps finding you.
Across meeting tables.
Through glass walls.
In passing moments that are just a second too long to be accidental.
You ignore it.
You want to believe youβre very good at being unbothered.
Itβs late again by the time youβre heading back up.Β
You get into the elevator already mentally planning to take a bath, order food, and watch something that youβll probably fall asleep not even half through.Β
You lean back against the elevator wall as the doors are closing, when a hand slips in betweenβ
And he steps in.
Of course he does.Β
You donβt react immediately.Β
βBusy day?β he asks, like he didnβt watch half of it unfold.
You exhale softly. βYou were there.β
βMm.β He leans back against the wall beside you, hands in his pockets. βStill. I like hearing you say it.β
You glance at him. βWhy?βΒ
βBecause you always sound a little annoyed.βΒ
βI am annoyed.βΒ
He smiles, pleased. βI know.βΒ
The elevator doors close.Β
For a moment, itβs quiet again.Β
βYou didnβt come to the lobby.βΒ
You stiffen, just slightly. βI didnβt say I would.βΒ
βYou didnβt say you wouldnβt.βΒ
You turn your head, giving him a look. βThatβs not the same thing.β
βIt is if youβre optimistic.β
βYouβre not optimistic,β you say flatly.
βYes, I am.β He objects with a pout.Β
You donβt have a response for that.
So you look forward again.
The numbers tick upward till they stop.
Your floor. You step out.
You expect him to stay in the elevator.
He doesnβt.
Of course, he doesnβt.
He follows you into the hallway like itβs the most normal thing in the world.
βYouβre going the wrong way,β you say, glancing back at him.
βMy roomβs upstairs.β
βExactly.β
He doesnβt elaborate.
You sigh, stopping near your door. βWhat do you want, Gojo?β
He tilts his head slightly, studying you like this is an interesting question. βNothing complicated.β
You donβt say anything, just look at him, patience running low.Β
His gaze flicks briefly above your head to your door, then back to you.
βYou look less busy now.β
βIβm done for the day.β
βGood.β A pause. βSo am I.β
You narrow your eyes slightly.
βWhat are your plans for tonight?β he asks, and excitement glimmers in his eyes.Β
βI donβt know?β You donβt have the patience to see where this conversation is heading.Β
He still looks at you like a puppy, and you see him about to suggest something you definitely donβt have the energy forβΒ
βI was going to take a bath,β you blurt out quickly. Just to say something before he does.
That was a mistake. A tiny fracture in your armor. The kind that shouldnβt mean anything.Β
A small, quiet pause where neither of you moves.Β
His eyes sharpen.
Just a tad.
He smiles.
Slow.
βOh, sounds nice.β
βYeah, you should try it too,β you add without too much thought.Β
βMm.βΒ
You turn away from him and unlock your door, pushing it open just enough to slip inside.
βGood night, Gojo.β
βMm.β
You start to close it.
βSee you,β he says before you fully close it.Β
You stare at your closed door for a second.
Then shake your head.
Ridiculous.
Ten minutes later, your phone buzzes.
Gojo Satoru [10:08 pm]: still awake?
The fuck?
You [10:09 pm]: yes
Gojo Satoru [10:09 pm]: good
Β
Pause. You donβt know if heβs expecting you to reply to that, because you wonβt.Β
Gojo Satoru [10:11 pm]: you said you were taking a bath
You stare at the screen. What does he want from you?!
You [10:11 pm]: I said I was going to
Gojo Satoru [10:11 pm]: same thing
Another pause-
Gojo Satoru [10:15 pm]: soβ¦
Gojo Satoru [10:15 pm]: what do you say about helping me with the bath suggestion?
Uh? He needs help with how to run a bath? Canβt he call room service to set it up for him or something?
Rich people are weirdβ¦ They really canβt do anything alone.
You [10:16 pm]: okay?
You expect to receive another message about how to turn on the tap or how to use bath bubbles. You toss your phone onto the bed, shaking your head as you head toward the bathroom to fill up your own bath.Β
The water is running for not even five minutes when thereβs a knock at your door.
Anna? coming to take back her laptop?Β
You donβt give it much thought when you open the doorβ
And there he is.
Barefoot.
Hair messy and slightly damp.
Wearing nothing but a white bathrobe.
Holding a bottle of champagne like this is perfectly normal.
You just stare at him.
ββ¦what,β you say slowly, βis this?β
He glances down at himself, then back at you. βYou said βcome by.ββ
βI did not sayββ
He hums, unbothered. βFelt implied.β
βIt was not implied.β
βAgree to disagree.β
You pinch the bridge of your nose.
He steps past you anyway.
Like he belongs there.
You turn, incredulous. βYou canβt justβ¦walk into my room dressed - undressed -Β like that!β
βI knocked,β he points out, already moving inside, opening drawers and closets. βYou let me in. That feels like an invite to me.β
βThat is not what that means.β
He laughs softly. βWell, Iβm already here.βΒ
βSo?β you ask, incredulous.Β
He turns to look at you, a big smile on his face. βLetβs make the best of it.βΒ
βAbsolutely not.βΒ
He straightens up, and the robe is sliding off his shoulder, revealing more of his chest than you ever planned to see. Is he seriously wandering around wearing nothing but a bathrobe? Unbelievable.Β
You definitely donβt notice how surprisingly tuned he looks underneath.Β
Yet he definitely caught your gaze drifting. Because when you look back up at him, heβs already smirking.Β
βCome on, loosen up a bit.βΒ
βYou must be kidding me,β youβre furious now. βLoosen up?! Easy for you to say.βΒ
He lifts the bottle in his hand, causing the robe to completely slide off his shoulders and almost all the way down to his impressive sculpted torso.Β
βThat's why we have the champagne!β He smiles brightly like heβs a genius and youβre an idiot. And you probably are, because for a nano second you actually consider itβ
Loosen up just for a moment.
Some champagne.
A bath.
Him.Β
β¦
A faint mechanical click.
The lock.
Turning.
The door opens.
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