patton calling his younger self a "dadpole" bc he's a frog stop that's the cutest thing I've ever HEARDDDDD
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patton calling his younger self a "dadpole" bc he's a frog stop that's the cutest thing I've ever HEARDDDDD

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one of my (many) favorite things about Barry being a dick when heās first introduced is that like. He is totally a fridged wife guy. Heās a fighter and a bodyguard for hire. Heās brooding and shitty and traumatized and ~too damaged to make friends~ (and then dies horribly oops). HIS WIFE IS LITERALLY DEAD. but like he also. Isnāt that. Heās literally called The Lover. He blushes when he drops his glasses and the woman he likes gives them back to him. Heās lactose intolerant. He doesnāt know how to swim until Taako teaches him. He makes hot chocolate for Lup while she schemes. His wife is also not dead !!!! (I mean, she is but how much does death rly mean in taz? plus theyāre not even technically married but how much does marriage rly mean in taz?) Heās basically that one post about an angsty dude and everybody assumes his wife died tragically but then u find out sheās actually fine and he just rly missed her and is actually pretty normal when sheās around. I know Iām not saying anything about him that has not been said before but sometimes I just. Iām struck by him
PUH-LEAZE yāall I am BEGGING that we bring back 2007-2009 cult classic musical comedy/murder mystery Pushing Daisiesās hit character Emerson Cod bc I have genuinely never seen anything like him before or since. like???? He is a grizzled noir detective, but he went to art school. He knits when heās stressed. He is a published pop-up book author. He (used to) love snowmen. He wears bright, shiny patterned shirts under plain brown suits. He canonically has a thing for femdoms. He loves dim sum so much that he almost cries about it. His canonical best friend is his mom. His other best friend is a neurodivergent necromancer. His other other best friend is an insane horse girl/sexy waitress/nun. His worst friend is a zombie. He is fat. He is Black. He is an asshole, and he is the king of the whole wide world. I miss him every single day.
roman rly is not helping himself win the Janus-and-I-are-not-the-same war bc āoh look patton your new buddyās here to bail you outā is the BITCHIEST thing he could have possibly said I LOVE MEAN GIRLS
And if I cheered at Patton āIām the source of all your happy feelings!ā Sanders saying sometimes sadness is worth it what then

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yāall this interview mag piece with Tramell Tillman has me on the brink itās so funnyyyyyy
Iām using this as a reaction image for everything ever all the time
THE FACT THAT THEY MIRROR EACH OTHER BUT ONLY MERLE MAGNUS TAAKO N LUCRETIA R ON THE FRONT BC THEYRE THE ONES THAT āMADE ITā PAST THE STOLEN CENTURY IM GONNA BE SICKKKKKKKKKK
pushing daisies where everything is the same but anytime ned, olive, or chuck pull Some Dumb Shit emerson looks at the camera like itās the office