#twillertalks

patton calling his younger self a "dadpole" bc he's a frog stop that's the cutest thing I've ever HEARDDDDD

one of my (many) favorite things about Barry being a dick when he’s first introduced is that like. He is totally a fridged wife guy. He’s a fighter and a bodyguard for hire. He’s brooding and shitty and traumatized and ~too damaged to make friends~ (and then dies horribly oops). HIS WIFE IS LITERALLY DEAD. but like he also. Isn’t that. He’s literally called The Lover. He blushes when he drops his glasses and the woman he likes gives them back to him. He’s lactose intolerant. He doesn’t know how to swim until Taako teaches him. He makes hot chocolate for Lup while she schemes. His wife is also not dead !!!! (I mean, she is but how much does death rly mean in taz? plus they’re not even technically married but how much does marriage rly mean in taz?) He’s basically that one post about an angsty dude and everybody assumes his wife died tragically but then u find out she’s actually fine and he just rly missed her and is actually pretty normal when she’s around. I know I’m not saying anything about him that has not been said before but sometimes I just. I’m struck by him

roman rly is not helping himself win the Janus-and-I-are-not-the-same war bc “oh look patton your new buddy’s here to bail you out” is the BITCHIEST thing he could have possibly said I LOVE MEAN GIRLS

And if I cheered at Patton “I’m the source of all your happy feelings!” Sanders saying sometimes sadness is worth it what then

pushing daisies where everything is the same but anytime ned, olive, or chuck pull Some Dumb Shit emerson looks at the camera like it’s the office