Chapter 11, OH FUCK ITS MIDNIGHT SUN, and Why I wonāt be getting in on that particular discourse this week
So first, brief bit of HOLY FUCK NEW TWILIGHT IN 2020! Iām prepared to go be trash, iāve got this shit preordered, and will probably not leave the house till Iāve finished it. Iāve seen a lot of things going around about the ethics of giving SMeyer money considering certain sexist things she seems to endorse, her treatment of natives, etc. Frankly, iām sue I could do whole post on this but right now guys....Iām tired. I got the new this weekend that my father was involved in a motorcycle accident and did not survive. the rest of this week has been a cluster of funeral planning, trying to figure out his estate, family drama, people messaging left and right and...you know, dealing with my own emotions on top of it all. So, quite frankly, Iām going to let myself enjoy this little bit of happiness and not bother beingĀ āwokeĀ ā for a few days.Ā Iāve spent time being shamed for what i liked as a teenager, Iām not gonna be drug into that now as an adult. All that being said, it means I had to postpone my liver test and, considering the week Iāve had, Iāmma enjoy my last week of not knowing and enjoy a nice sangria while writing this.Ā Ok, enough me, I know what weāre all here for! _____________________ Today is movie day in class and Bella and Edward are suffering from serious repression, each doing there best to ...not touch the other, you know, in case being that close makes Edward want to EAT her. Like, really canāt wait for Midnight Sun, because if itās anything like the bits of the draft she had on her site....wheeeew, Eddie really wanted to kill our girl. Like...Murder. Like he was gonna murder the whole damn class if he had to, alright? Boy was HUNGRY. So itās no surprise the two of them have to sit close without...actually touching. of course, when he drops her off for gym, he traces her cheekbone and...damn if this didnāt seem pretty hot to me when I read it the first time, hell, even now it conjures up those butterflies of first love and how one touch felt like magic and took your breath away. Say what one wants about the writing in these books (and we all know itās not perfect) but she does a good job of capturing how fucking overwhelming first love (and all those other first) can be. Mike tries to be a good boy and offers to be Bellaās partner in gym, despite the fact she literally hits herself in the head with a racket.... bless and I thought I was uncoordinated. Matt then says how he doesnāt like Bella being with Edward because āHe looks at you like...like youāre something to eat.āĀ Ā Even Bella is laughing at this and has to run off because itās fucking hysterical. Like, bless it when poor humans have a moment of clarity in these books, because most mortals come off as hella dumb in this series. Like...maybe not as oblivious as theĀ Ā denizens of Sunnydale in the Buffyverse but...still pretty unaware. Edward meets her afterwards, and he is pretty pissy knowing what Mike is thinking...but Bella is more ticked because of the fact Edward was listening in in order to spy on her in gym class. She forces him to apologize and wants him promise not to do it again but...he counters by saying she can drive on Saturday instead. And she ...gives in. Dammit Bella, I was rooting for you to tell his ass off more, make him realize what creep he was being but...no, canāt have that, gotta get back toĀ Ā āA more pressing questionāĀ Which, is this case is just Bella wondering if heāll tell her now why she canāt watch him hunt. Well, gee Bella, you think it may have something to do with how youāre the most yummy prey he can think of? Maybe? Just a lil bit?Ā And, of course, it is. Edward lets her know that the hunt mean giving over to instinct...and that his smell would be leading the way.Ā The two have a stare down where Bella...literally stops breathing?Ā LikeĀ damn, Iāve lost my breath before but... girl...thatās unhealty. Edward walks her in and tells her tomorrow heās gonna be the one asking the questions. Oh, goody, more about the human instead of the vampire, right? But it will be nice to know more about the main character. we live in Bellaās head, but that gives us very little input on WHO she was before the book. After all, I donāt spend every day waking upĀ āMy name is AJ, that not my real name, just a nickname, i am 29 years old, and I like YA novels because Iām trash, Comic books, because Iām trash, and Iām a crazy cat mom who drinks wine and takes lots of meds.ā See what I mean? First person might give more insight to a characters thought process, but as far a letting us into all these bits and pieces, it can fall flat. She goes home, dreams of Edward, avoids answering her fatherās questions about Seattle and the dance...and Edward picks her up the next day where he begins to question her. Her favorite color changes from day to day, but today is is Brown, because itās warm and she..hates the green stuff that grows here. Wow Bella that uh... huh. Odd but, sheās a quirky critter.Ā Apparently Edward has electric taste in music and has the..same CD Phil gave her(WHAT THE HELL IS IT?) and then we get...skimmed over all the things about books and movies that could have ACTUALLY gave her more personality outside Edward, SMeyerDammit! Instead we get her favorite gemstone being Topaz (his eyes) and how it would probably be onyx in a week. thatās uh...thatāa bit much, but again...teenagers man.Ā We get another quick run through of another movie day in bio, a gym class where Mike refuses to talk to her, and then...more question, most glossed over, though we do get a bit of insight on how Bella feels about her home in Arizona, how she finds it hard to describe why it is so beautiful to her. That i can understand. My childhood home, was not in a beautiful or glamorous area. It wasnāt the largest house on earth, it was very much lived it...but itās the most beautiful place on earth to me. Because of the memories, because it was the place that made me...so yea, I get Bella here. And then we get theĀ āItās Twilightā line that explains the whole damn title of the book. Itās the safest time of day for them, blah blah, Bella likes nighttime even though Edward finds it sad and predictable...Ā āHello Darkeness my old friend...ā Yea, sorry, whenever I hear that it reminds me of Edward.Ā Then, Edward begins to act like a freak and bounces out of there faster than I preordered Midnight Sun.Ā āAnother complication.ā he says. But what is the complication? Well itās Jacob rolling up in there....with his daddy in tow. And Billy, Billy does not look happy, in fact, Bella is quite certain-from his look alone- that Billy 100% believes theĀ ālegendsā of his people. Yea...Billy has a pretty good idea that the Cullens are straight up vampires... and he is not having it. And thatās where we leave off for the day. Next chapter we hit the halfway mark, so thatās gonna be an adventure. Till then, Stay Safe, AJ











