#twelvepaldi

I ship you with me but that’s all sorts of illegal.

Okay it sounds like you and Clara Oswald would be an amazing couple because of your passion for science but not really liking to do science. Plus she’s a teacher (and doesn’t she teach literature) ?? I can’t remember.

Can’t you pull some kind of pregnant card like “Weird, now that I have donuts they kind of revolt me.”

theoretically, yes.  but:

i am a terrible liar

i would never lie to husband about that

he was fully aware that they were probably crappy donuts because they were the last suspicious package in a grocery store at 10:30 at night with no clearly marked expiration date but he brought them home because baby wants donuts and you do not argue with baby

I like that idea, but may I instead suggest an intervention?

Yeah, I gave the girl a CD and a WiiU in hopes of it helping… it has not. What is with Stiles and his inability to notice the cute girl that lives right next door to him. “I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY STILES. MALIA WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY”

Yeah I've got a relatively oblivious one as well--Charming of all people

of course Snow is happily hooked up with Whale so that might be the reason

but he keeps going on these awkward dates with Red and Regina and they keep going terribly and yet people STILL TRY TO SET THEM UP 

In the office at the bottom of the apartment complex you have the option to move characters around. I don’t know if putting characters in a band actually helps, but it should. I also tried giving them similar gifts (skateboard, tennis racket)

group gifts have helped some of my more reserved Miis become more social

WiiU, CDs, rent-an-animal coupons are all good because like 3 friends will come over to share

Tell me about it. I’m trying to get Stiles with this one character (I’ve given up on trying for Lydia), but despite all my attempts they will not become friends. I moved them next to each other. I put them in a band, but still NOTHING

waIT YOU CAN MOVE CHARACTERS

AND DOES THE BAND THING IMPROVE CHANCES OF FRIENDSHIP

I was reading along thinking “Oh yeah, that’s happened to me,” then Robin shows up and I’m like “OH MY GOD MORE THAN ONE CAN INTERVENE???”

APPARENTLY