#tweedlethree

Name: Robyn

Time and Date: 00:11 30/03/2015

Average hours of sleep: between 4 and 5 hrs a night. Yeah, that’s fucking terrible. Every now and then I crash hard and will end up sleeping for about 40 hours in a go. I’ve always been like that though. My sleep schedule is MESSED UP.

Last thing I googled: How many eggs can a chicken lay in a week (it was really bugging me, I had this whole world built in my head and I NEEDED to know about chicken eggs, okay?)

Nickname: Robyn (For reals, you can't make a nickname out of that) oh - wait!!! Randa Sparkle. Mostly because I dyed my hair and people at work thought I was a MLP. It’s now just a running joke, so not sure if that counts. 

Gender: female

Height: 5′8

Favourite Colour: Orange. I wear a lot of plaid. Lets call that a colour too. I wear it a LOT.

One place that makes you happy: Inside my own head. I am a chronic daydreamer, and if I don't have a couple of hours a day where I can escape I get cranky as FUCK.

What are you wearing: a pair of old (really old) bootcut jeans and a t-shirt with robots on it. This may also be TMI but I’m also wearing the coolest pants too - they're called Period Panties and they are fucking awesome. I got them through Kickstarter. Cunt Dracula!! It’s not even shark week, man, they are just the comfiest pants ever. 

Last book you read: Fuck - I’m on page 52 of the Steve/Bucky fics on AO3, the last ACTUAL book I read was... uh... ‘These Is My Words’ by Nancy E Turner. I highly recomend it, was a great read and I cried - like, several times. 

i will talk with you about that boy anyday

Paige was excited. No, it was more than that. Paige was glowing. It was Easter! One of her favorite holidays ever and there was this gigantic egg hunt at the park and basically she was so excited that her parents were wondering if she would vibrate straight off the seat of the car while they were driving her there. 

"Now, sweetie, I'm really sorry I won't be there..." her mother began, for the third time. Paige cut her off with a smile. 

"It's okay, momma. I know you wanted to come. I'll be fine, promise." her mother kissed her on the forehead, still looking guilty, then Paige hopped out of the car and waved at her mother as she sped away.

She should probably be more upset, honestly, but she was just way too excited to participate. Flouncing over to the stand with the sign reading CHILDREN SIGN IN HERE, she chatted merrily with some nearby children, and waved to her friend Henry several feet away. 

After signing in, she read her little paper and gasped happily. 

Paige Chapelier:

Maddison Wander, Jefferson Hightopp

Her absolute favoritest people!

Hello!

Were you after chaptered fics, or really long one-shots?  I’m not sure how you would define “really good”, but if you go to AO3 and sort the E/R fics by word count, you can get them sorted in order of length.

As for completion, I have a tag for fics that have been completed.  Each fic should have a word count accompanying it so you can see how long they are.  Here are some of my favourites:

College boys and high school girls by defying3reason

Dreamers in the shadows by estelraca

Belonging and believing by estelraca

Tagged by Salomonderiel

But Paris was a very old city and we were young by GingerNinjaAbi

You paint what you can’t have by Emono

Hotel California by sunflowerbright (complete)

All of these fics exceed 80k words but only one of them is complete (although College boys and high school girls only has a few chapters to go).  I’ve recommended them all at least once in both posts and asks, but I don’t think I can ever rec them enough.

As for really long one-shots, here are some of my favourites:

Libertè by kiyala

twenty-three by kiyala (no, there isn’t a pattern here, what are you talking about?)

But find you in the day by noelia_g

As the sun will rise by samyazaz

The privilege is mine by blueskypenguin

Lay your hands on me by samyazaz

These fics are all 10k+ in word count, which is still quite a bit for a one-shot! Hope these help!

probably both. i need the rest of Dalton like i need air.

It's been 92 pages into How To Read Lit., and A year (and almost a half) since an update. 

Announcement #2: Emily is a muggle and a lossserrrr, and my bestest best friend.

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