#tw evil

ichabod crane is a guy from new york who moves to small tarry town and is immediately picked by a lady called katrina to be her new gay best friend and her husband (who i hate lowkey) is upsetti spaghetti that shes making new friends and ichabod accidentally becomes the middleman in their relationship and its fucked up.

Alright so, a bit of a ramble so under the cut:

I wanted to talk about the differences between 1D Heinz and 2D Heinz.

It took a few moments for everyone to breath and read over the ask, it seemed to have been an hour or so since the previous recording.

“Oh!” Phineas piped up, visibly shaking but keeping a smile “Well, I’m getting really good at maths and Ferb is super good at language, surprisingly!” He explained, already forgetting what upset him as he gestured to Ferb, who gave a silent nod.

Candace sniffled and sat up from leaning against Heinz, signing shakily “(Well I’ve been excelling at History lately! Roman times were really interesting. The armour, the fighting styles, the architecture, all of it is so pretty!)” she explained, smiling weakly

“And i, obviously, have been doing good at Science class, since i got two awesome scientist dads’ and a cool pet to help out!” Vanessa chuckled, smiling at her dad happily.

“Works’ been going pretty good, Peter’s been thwarting me more recently since he just recovered from the flu, so everything is back on schedule! My-” He was cut off by Perry’s chitter.“-Oh, sorry, Our new inator will be the Cat-inator! It will bring every cat in Danville directly to me, and, using their fuzzy charm, i will take over the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!” He rambled, finishing off with an evil laugh before Perry elbowed him in the ribs

Daken was beginning to settle into Haven, and had in these past days begun to find his rhythm. He was headed now to make a supply run. A checkered blouse was mostly unbuttoned on his chest, and tight jeans clasped with an unnecessary belt. A huge empty sack was slung over his back. He looked incredibly similar to his father right now; but he would never let himself see that.

And then it happened. And he was very acutely aware. His chin lifted suddenly as he caught whiff of a scent nearby. It was a familiar scent; not familiar as in one he knew, but it took only a moment to recognize the smell that clung to his sister when he'd embraced her. The scent of the man whose shirt she had been wearing.

He stopped walking, glancing over his shoulder. Somebody was there, standing out to his senses amid the crowd. Daken flipped the bag back across his shoulder, closing his eyes briefly to ground himself. This something was in need of his attention, and that meant that the supply run — and everything else — had to wait. This hall was busy this time of day; people going to and fro for varying types of work and rest. His eyes didn't leave his target, but he reached out with one hand, groping for the first booty he could find. He grabbed one, squeezing.

The person whirled around, but before they could retaliate, he hit them with a soft influx of pheromones. Still distracted — his mind focused on his real prey — he met her eyes. It turned out to be a woman, and a very pregnant one at that. Not ideal. With brief flirtation, detailed instructions, and a saucy promise for reward when she returned, he sent the woman off with his bag and his mission and a devoted infatuation for him and his body.

Such a shame to send budding life to its death, especially when such a thing now was so rare now and so important for future survival. It was more fortunate that Daken didn’t overly care for the survival of many people outside of himself. He would make up for this later, he swore to himself. Do more chores, maybe even initiate new life. Ha. He tried to stay calm. Things rarely went well for him when he let his emotions take the wheel, but it was impossible not to. This was the man who was violating his sister. His baby sister, X-23, who no matter how much she'd grown since and lately, really didn't know how to deal with this shit out of the emotionally stunted background of the fucked ass lab.