incomplete list of comparisons you could make between me and turtles
Cold to the touch
mmmmm warm rock (leeching heat off of anything I can)
s l o w. Take forever to do literally anything and nowadays often walk slow bc of health reasons
also can be super fast on rare occasions when the conditions are right (hyperfocus)
EEP
Retreats into self when overwhelmed or frightened (literally for box turtles)
Bad at swimming but still really enjoys it (specific to box turtles again)















