#tumboner

Little digital tavern where i get to experience sonder, and see all the tumblr text posts i want without the filter of all the other social media algorithms narrowing my options.

I showed my partner how to use tumblr. He is 28 and has never been here before. Theres a community where you can be an evil scientist and a community where you can be an ant in a colony. You can see gifsets whenever you want. He has been reblogging and sending me good posts. We are happy.

Significantly fewer bad guys here.

Me: So the vet told us that apparently the wet food is healthier than the kibble.

My Brother: Really? Huh, lot more expensive though.

Me: Yeah... Hm. Cats who live exclusively on kibble as basically living on ramen.

Bro: *bursts out laughing* Oh my gosh, you should tumbl that

Me: It’s called “posting it on tumblr” not “tumbling it”

Bro: Not anymore. You should tumbl that bit too

Me: How would I even spell that?

Bro: “T” “U” “M” “B” “1’’

Me: tumblr’s spelled with an “L” not a “1”

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tumb1r

tumboner

Tumblr user 1: Hey, dude, have you noticed Tumblr's "l" is actually a one?

Tumblr user 2: So it's tumboner?

Tumblr user 1: ...

Tumblr user 2: ...

Me: so I saw this thing on Tumblr and I wanted to-

Friend: yeah Tumblr, more like tum-boner lol lol lol

Me: u high mate?

Friend: what? On the home page of Tumblr it looks like Tumb1er, that's why I laugh every time you talk about it

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