*Taps the mic*
Me: Hi so I don't actually think Javier is that vain
*crowd murmurs*
Me: I think he just wants to emulate Dutch
*someone boos*
Me, speaking closer into the mic: I think he wears it like an armor to show others he deserves to be there! But he doesn't do it for himself!
*patrons toss rotten vegetables as I'm hauled offstage*
Me: HIS SOCKS LOOK AT HIS SOCKS












