#tuhma

Tuhma

pros:

prettier than others

loud, strong purr

the limpest cat you'll ever hold

brown eyes

yellow hair

whorish demeanor

cons:

so stupid that he is barely functional

shits in his carrier

relies on the other kitten to keep himself clean

unreliable, keeps almost dying bc of gravity

has fallen so many times, for example off the kitchen table, while lying down, unprompted

Suttu

pros:

can perform 8 different tricks

somersaults when exhilarated

loves being held in baby position

cleans himself thoroughly

spoonable by me only

handsome and absolutely jacked

dislikes the same people as I do

loves lollipops and icecream

cons:

evil

eats your hair

can't be contained, opens doors with one jump

too intelligent, can sense weakness

destroys everything you love if not properly enriched

is this too much for tumblr lets see

  I know it's not worth to create a post about your most hated things on earth, but the hell!! I'm just so damn pissed to the people who uses the words Imbey, Tama! (in that annoying intonation) and nakakagalit. I mean who the hell invented such expressions??? Imbey - just like Bora, Tags, Manda. People are so damn lazy these days that they can't even pronounce the word completely. Will it kill you if you say Tagaytay instead of Tags or Imbyerna instead of Imbey? I'll understand if you're saying it in Twitter in which case your words are only limited, but while conversing to other people?! Jeez! Then here comes the word Tama! I don't hate the word, just the people who say it in that weird and annoying intonation. Especially when people changed the spelling of it in Twitter or Facebook just to let other people know that it's supposed to read in that effing intonation, making the word spell longer, it's no difference to Jejemon. And the word Nakakagalit, I cant even think of an English word equal to this one. Well, it's not really popular unlike the two other expressions! but I can still hear it, maybe because the word started to spread like SARS in my previous company, I guess I'm not really hating the word just the people whose saying it. I mean if you want to become mad, just be mad. Don't effing say it, coz I'll kill myself if you do.