#tuafive

There's all these fics and prompts regarding Five and his initial jump.

Some have him jump from 2002(?) to the day off the Funeral, so you get 13 year old Five whose ACTUALLY 13 showing up, and the fam are like wowie must protec.

Others have him jump up to the apocalypse but then back to 2006 or 2003 to save everyone, including Ben (bc he deserves better smh)

But imagine if he jumps back to 2019 but before Reggie-boy goes oof.

Imagine he's a month off with his calculations or something and lands practically in the Old Man's office.

Reggie just raises an eyebrow, looking up from his journal to see Little Number Five sprawled on his floor. And he grins. God to honest grins. Its a terrifying sight. Five curses a storm at being too early and accidentally changed the sequence of events.

With Five's return, Reggie doesn't need to Off himself to gather the rest of the Academy, instead all he needs to do is announce Five's return, sit back and watch as the numbers scurry back to the nest.

Queue Five and Reggie bickering like old men but also having weird bonding time?? Because is it just me who thought that one scene in the 60s weirdly have the vibe they could be old men friends?

Everyone else is just slightly horrified and uncomfortable to be around Reggie??

Plus Five takes no shit so prepare for ya boy to put Ol'Reggie in his place if he starts shit with his siblings.

Idk, I'm just dying for some old Five w/ Present Reggie bc that one scene in the 60s wasn't enough.

I like to think Five was probably his favourite child, not that he liked children or whatever, but Five probably had the most potential in his eyes, so his disappearance made more of an impact than say if it was Vanny or Klaus.

Please just take this away from me, I shouldn't be allowed nice things and I shouldn't want to spare Reggie but bless, he gives us such good angst and suffering with Klausy, and I'm a hoe for my bby Séance suffering.