#ttlmtbee

can't wait for the podcast to be like phil did this stupid thing yesterday and we're hate watching this show rn and here's the pretentious music dan's been listening to and oh btw here's something from the past that was super gay oops our bad

dan and phil have been together for sixteen slutty slutty years

what normal word/sentence have dan and phil ruined for you? i’ll go first i can’t read “store in a cool, dry, place” without saying “what, like my bedroom?”

we need to get off the sea son or there’s a man in the room daughter