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AHAHAAAA GOT MY COPY RUNNING AGAIN

Witch Maker + Potion Maker + 君の夢を見たよ (Self+OC)

팔짱껴요 + Sweet Summer

Hogwarts RPG Avatar + BCP + Panqueques Maker

He’s lucky he even got sorted and that Black didn’t throw his ass straight back out!!!

After a day like that, was there any energy left to find the bathrooms and clean up or was that a case of “oh hello bed”, then IMMEDIATELY UNCONSCIOUS??? GOD I HOPE HE FUCKING BATHED. CAN YOU IMAGINE SLEEPING WITH TERRORSWEATS MCGEE IN YOUR ROOM? JESUS CHRIST.

I love them both terribly, they're so stinkin' cute XD Teo's not quite short enough, but I didn't want to shrink him down so far that vanilla animations might get weird.

Not long after unpausing from the stranglehold build mode had me in, the boys started getting...solicited. Given the walking nuke that Ancient Magic turns you into, I thought it was appropriate that Death wanted Teo in on the gig, but we politely turned him down. No thank you. He's already got his hands busy with all the little goddamn goats I made him buy. (They keep headbutting his knees, so I'm sure he resents every moment he's not out there reaping instead.)

Oh, right. Weird behavior. For whatever reason, Sharp REALLY likes the pond out back. Like, once given the chance to make a decision of his own, one of the first things he did after chatting up Teo was walking into the pond and splashing around. It was like watching a dog go ballistic at the park. Man was ENGAGED.

Also, I gave them a giant potion caldron and what the fuck does Teodoro do with it? Does he make something magical? -mystical? NO. HE MAKES FUCKING MACARONI.

At the very least it's 100% on par with his canon cooking skills...

When you get so wrapped up in the thrill of the build that you forget you plugged your game full of sex mods. Yeah, that was me.

Bad news: got my partner's baby cousin staying here atm, and he's very insistent of watching EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS EVERYWHERE AT ONCE, so I had to decline the instance.

Worse news: Teodoro would absolutely attempt to rizz Sharp up with a line like that. Boy, you need to work on yourself.

How do I wear it...? Well, mostly it's just one leg in and then the oth—

Oh. That...wasn't what you meant. Goodness. Ah, well, I suppose then, I prefer things this way because they're more comfortable and practical?

Starting at the bottom, then... I enjoy the embroidered uniform. I was never able to really dress up when I was younger—no funds, you see—so things like the sheen of the tie, the trim, and so forth is all quite novel to me. It's very nice without being garish, you know?

For the robes—though I suppose they're labeling this one as a cloak for some reason. These are my favorite because they're so short. I'm not used to garments with a lot of drag, and long robes get caught in doors, they drag outside the moment you step off-path. The sleeves too—they're not knocking things over the moment I reach across a table while brewing something. Shorter hems also encourage chewing less from grazing beasts. Nothing like losing half a cuff to a Mooncalf to put your head on straight.

Really though, I much prefer my own overcoat to school robes, but that's familiarity for you. And to be honest, I'd prefer not to wear any of it most of the time. I feel absolutely rotten whenever they get soiled—the shoes especially. They don't hold up against pond water at all. I've a much better outfit I work in that's meant for dirt and grime.

Also...I've been asked to button my waistcoat several times by others, and it's the worst. Any size up is too big, and size down is too small, and even with the back let out entirely, the moment I've buttoned it completely, I wind up feeling like an overstuffed sausage. Absolutely rotten. Give me my good shirt and apron any day.

—T. Tesoro

Found the base for this. Saw “only personality traits is their partner” and KNEW Teodoro OWNED that fucking square. Enjoy some INCREDIBLY old art.

Trinity: OBJECTIVELY BAD. DO NOT FORGIVE. Sold out an entire settlement into slavery in exchange for safe passage out of state.

Xal: small, frail, but incredibly fucking deadly. Do not UWU this bitch. HIS OWN BROTHER IS UWU-ING HIM. DO NOT CONTRIBUTE TO IT.

Ruruto: easy to demonize—she is extremely bitchy, but like, in her defense, she was at carteneau when dalamud fell.

Teodoro: I don’t want to regurgitate in-game events and i’m porn-pilled, damnit. OF COURSE ALL HIS CONTENT IS ABOUT THE MAN HE WANTS TO SHAG/IS ACTIVELY SHAGGING.

Mari: this girl is the entire reason my TWST OC survived to even reach Night Raven. She’s sexy, she’s into sex, but minimize her to that and I will SKIN YOU MYSELF.

Miracle: he absolutely comes off as roasty-toasty-sun-baked and glazed, but he’s pretty much a mechanical genius.

Tens: oh fuck OFF. THIS EX-LEGION BRAT HAS GO MUCH ROOM FOR GROWTH.

Hayase: haaahaha you’d like to think I didn’t traumatize him, wouldn’t you?

Edith: okay, i’ll give them a PARTIAL win on this—she IS annoying as fuck.

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Make the Yuletide + Fairytale Duet M/M

I made one each for Hayase and Teo! Teosoro’s turned out so goddamn NICE. Hayase’s is…well, it’s not awful XD For the record, Teodoro’s flower/plant is the lotus and Hayase’s is the Xeranthemum.

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