#tsubisky

How did they they meet?

Oh they go way back, or that’s how Tsubone would put it. With Kikyo on an overseas extensive shopping trip, they meet Bisky who challenges Kikyo over who wins ownership of one of the rarest gems on the planet. Tsubone at first tries to intervene but Kikyo stops her and she has to watch as the two women settle it down themselves (Bisky wins).

Who developed romantic feelings first?

Tsubone did. Bisky can be charming when she wants to and during their subsequent encounters Tsubone becomes more and more enamored until one day she’s deep in the pit of love.

Who is their biggest “shipper?”

Nobody. They’re two ladies who conduct their business privately.

When did they have their first kiss and under what circumstances?

When they meet again after that disastrous first encounter. Tsubone’s on vacation and she calls Bisky and they spend a fun night together of irresponsible drinking and sex. 

Who confessed their feelings first?

Bisky did. She’s more at liberty to do whatever she wants than Tsubone is, and the latter believes that in her current situation it’s futile to confess anything, but Bisky is straightforward and open to various possibilities.

What was their first official date?

Bisky invites Tsubone to a high-end restaurant on a blimp. 

How do they feel about double dates/group dates?

I don’t think they’d like them. Most of the other couples they know are younger and they don’t have the patience for it.

What do they do in their down time?

A lot of fucking and drinking.

What was the first meeting of parents as an official couple like?

It never happens.

What was their first fight over and how did they get past it?

Bisky brashly and insensitively questioning Tsubone’s choice to remain as a Zoldyck’s butler. While she understands and respects loyalty, I can see Bisky looking down on those kinds of jobs. Tsubone ain’t having none of that shit and argues right back. I don’t think it ever comes to a satisfying conclusion between them.

Which one is more easily made jealous?

The Bisk!

What is their favourite thing to get to eat?

Anything made by a professional chef. I imagine they love to dine together in different places.

Who’s the cuddly one? What their favourite cuddling position?

Tsubone has more chill than Bisky about intimacy, I think she’d just stretch out on the bed and let Bisky choose how and where she’d like to throw her weight.

Are they hand holders?

No, not very much.

How long do they wait before sleeping together for the first time? What’s the circumstances?

The two have several one night stands before any relationship is established (and maybe it’s not proper to call them one night stands anymore, they think). They just share a hotel room on one of their days together and it progresses in a pretty chill way. 

Who tops?

Bisky.

What’s the worst first they’ve ever gotten into?

Their first meeting. Bisky doesn’t leave a good first impression.

Who does the shopping and the cooking?

They both can’t be bothered, and they almost never spend time in an apartment or house of their own to engage in that kind of activity. 

Which one is more organized and prone to tidiness?

Tsubone. Bisky can’t be trusted with even a broom. 

Who proposes?

(I don’t think they’d ever get married but here we go!) Bisky proposes with the biggest ass gemstone on the biggest ass ring.

Do they have joined Bachelor/Bacheloette parties or separate?

Joined, with strippers.

Who is the best man/maid of honour? Any other groomsmen or bridesmaids?

Gon and Killua are (brides)men, Amane maid of honor, Canary and Alluka bridesmaids.  

Big Ceremony or Small?

BIG. The entire fucking association better show up because Bisky knows every fucker by name and she deserves nothing less for her long time service of this abomination of an entity. Gifts are to be inspected at entrance. 

Do they have a honeymoon? If so, where? 

Yeah they do, on an island resort, and it’s expensive as shit.

Do they have children? How many?