The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is fascinating because it's about 75% the most trivial bullshit you'll ever see and 25% feminine psychological horror that chills my bones and makes me vomit radioactive goo

What I really like about Taylor Frankie Paul is that she's generally not out for blood since she's very busy with her Dakota situation, but if you bother her she will look at you Eye Of Sauron style and reveal devastating and possibly life ruining secrets about you. I don't know how she knows all this since she spend most of her time being abused by her parents and being weird about Dakota so it's very impressive.

I might be killed for this but… I actually like Whitney. I just started s2 but I relate to her. I know everybody calls her a 2 faced liar but everybody else is just as bad? Also when they were on the birthday trip in s1 ep4, I feel like her and Taylor were kinda close to working it out and then Demi (?) gonna be so honest I can’t tell all of them apart came in and low-key ruined it. Like what are you doing. But idk maybe I’m just as self sabotaging and stuck up as Whitney

These Mormon ladies are MEAN

If I was in The Secret Wives of Mormon Wives I would’ve killed Whitney with a hammer and I think at least Mikayla would help.

if i ever met mr. dakota secret-lives-of-mormon-wives first i would punch him second i would cry over my weak broken fist since my body is made of wet cardboard and third i would ask him how he got his head to be that goddamn square