Text: Grit, you naughty scoundrel, have you been avoiding me? I haven't seen you around! But whatever, 'cause I've got a bloody fucking SURPRISE for you.
text: haha, sorry, Iβve not been trying to. Iβve been figuring out this new phone since I broke my other one. So Iβve been glued to this one and talking to my mum a lotβ¦β¦Iβ¦.whatβ¦..Did you just say bloody?? *dies on the floor laughing*
text: Oh, right. And yes, yes I did just say bloody. What the fuck is wrong with that? What's so funny. Anf fuck it, I said I had a bloody fucking SURPRISE FOR YOU, YOU RASCAL.
















