#truamatic

When I was in 5th grade I was eating lunch with my friends one of my friends who we will call Ketchup but a piece of cake in the microwave. Then she came back to the table I asked her if it was good when its warm and she said “Yes its very good”! I was eating a granola bar and shes says “You should put the granola bar in the microwave” I went up to the microwave and put my granola bar in and my dumb butt set it for 3 minutes. I went to sit down and 3 minutes later I saw smoking coming from the microwave. Keep in mind I go to a very small school so this lunchroom was probably the size of a living room so everyone saw the microwave smoking. I opened the door and black smoke just came flying out and filled up the who room. The teacher came up to me and I was crying she asked me what I put in there because at this point it disintegrated. I mumbled a granola bar and she was like what the frick everyone started coughing and we had to evacuate the lunch room but luckily the fire alarms didn't go off because if they did I would of ran straight to Mexico. I was crying and hypo-ventilating and my friend Mayonaise came up to me and was like its OK and I’m like no its not I single handily burnt the school down and she was like no you didn't. The next day we were sitting at lunch again and the teacher went up to the microwave and was like who did this to the microwave and everyone like Insanity did it (Insanity is me) and she was like you have to clean it up and I started crying again because I just got Vietnam flashback then I had to sit outside for lunch because YOU DONT BUT GRANOLA BARS IN THE MICROWAVE!!!