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NAT IM SCREAMING UR RIGHT UR SO RIGHT, im crying this is so stupid and i love it

Co-workers: wow haha kinda sounds like you're in love with them or something.

Early Grey Tea : The inevitable Zombie Apocalypse is upon us! What’s your plan of action?

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter

OBVIOUS werewolf Cloud who’s self hatred for what he’s become is astronomical, hiding in the darkness and always on the run, who eventually runs into Hunter Leon who’s like “shit he’s pretty,” and then “SHIT HE’S MY MARK” followed by a cat-and-mouse game in which Leon hunts him down and cloud gets more and more desperate and ends up turning in front of him and hurts Leon but then feels awful and nurses him back to health and then they kiss and the other hunters track both of them down but they’re together and that’s all that matters. 

who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman

TANTALIZING SIREN CLOUD WITH HIS BEWITCHING GLOWING EYES AND THE CAPSIZED HUMBLE FISHERMAN WHO’S SAVED BY HIM. 

who’s the witch and who’s the familiar

Isolated Cottage Witch Cloud and his serious Lion Familiar Leon tho. It’s soft and quiet, with muted color values, and I will pay a lot to see it in art form. 

who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict

Leon dead on his feet before his coffee and Cloud amused every morning when Leon shuffles in looking like an unsociable wreck. He’s grouchy and offends all the baristas so Cloud always gets stuck with him, which is fine by him because he doesn’t care if this guy is an asshole, he tips well and he can snark right back and Leon’s the only customer who doesn’t get mad about it.

they banter themselves right into a pseudo relationship and they dont realize they’re both super into each other until their meddling friends intervene. 

who’s the professor and who’s the TA

Leon as the caring but stern professor of architecture gets a shy and far too pretty TA who keeps his head down and avoids eye contact, just trying to get his credits, but it backfires bc Leon keeps getting perfect views of Cloud’s long eye lashes and the faint freckles across the bridge of his nose. It’s a hella slow burn that culminates with Cloud spread across Leon’s desk, and the students shocked but pleased that their normally militantly punctual teacher is giving them an extension on their term paper.  

who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)

doNT, IM WEAK FOR THIS AU. Prince Leon with his struggling kingdom hiring some mercenaries to help against invaders along the borders, and with them is Cloud who somehow befriends the Prince when he’s in plainclothes and works his way up to right hand man and Leon wants to knight him but Cloud’s embarrassed and doesn’t think he deserves it. 

who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent

this one’s so hard bc canonically they could both be either BUT soft spoken first grade teacher Cloud gaining the adoration of the twins Sora and Roxas and the next parent teacher conference Leon sitting down and being like, “Oh i see it now”

“See what, Mr Lionhart?”

“Uh, nothing. It’s nice to meet you.” And things progress cliche and sappy in which Leon makes excused to help out in the classroom occasionally at the twin’s whining bc their cute teacher is hard to stay away from. Especially when his adopted sons love him so much.

who’s the writer and who’s the editor

7. Your favourite ao3 tag.

fake dating!!!!!

Catholic guilt, lmao.

11. Three tropes that are fine but overrated.

zombie au, uhhh tbh this has sat in my inbox for like 3 days bc i cannot think of anything. idk i guess i'm not into grimdark for the sake of it, or like.... all hurt no comfort.

36. How do you come up with fic titles? What’s the one you’re most proud of?

song lyrics babeyyyyy!!! or little poetic turns of phrases that are nonsense. I just start running random words through my mind until something sticks and work off that.

idk im pretty proud of most of them =3

39. Wildest AU scenario you have written?