#trixlestia

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ft: Twilight, Trixie, ???, ??? prompt by anonymous

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If Twilight Sparkle had one worst nightmare come true in a way where she hadn’t even realized it would be her worst nightmare, it would not be Trixie Lulamoon marrying Princess Celestia. 

You see, that would be her second worst nightmare ever. 

Her absolute worst nightmare ever was a singular consequence of such a bizarre, unsettling event. 

“Well, well, well,” sneered Princess Trixie, lying on top of Twilight’s office desk in a way that looked ridiculous rather than threatening. “When are you coming to visit us in Canterlot, Twi-light?”

“Never,” Twilight said, burning holes into her book. “Go away.”

Trixie gasped, placing a hoof on her chest, appalled. “Well, isn’t that a rude thing to say to the NURTURING and MOTHERLY Trixie!”

“For the last time,” Twilight snapped, looking up at the bane of her existence, “you are not my STEP-MOTHER because Celestia is not my mother!”

Trixie fluttered her eyelashes. “Not biologically maybe, but I know she is in your little pathetic heart.”

“Oh my stars,” whispered Twilight under her breath, forcing herself to look back at her book. “Please. Please go away.”

“Mother Trixie will only go if you give her a kiss on the cheek and tell her you love her very much.” She moved her cheek towards Twilight. “Kiss my cheek! Kiss it!”

Twilight spun around. “STARLIGHT,” she bellowed. 

Starlight arrived moments later, eating a chocolate bar she’d confiscated from one of the students. “Yes?”

“Starlight,” Twilight said, every word measured, “do something about your wife before I kill her. If she’s still your wife. I don’t even know anymore.”

“She’s still my wife. Princess Celestia is open like that, I guess? And I’m pretty sure Trixie did this for tax evasion reasons,” Starlight replied, walking over to the desk. “So, what’s wrong?”

Trixie spoke before Twilight could: “My daughter is DISRESPECTING me! That’s what’s wrong!”

Starlight turned to Twilight, tilting her head. “Mmm. That’s not good, Twilight. Do you still need to process your feelings over Trixie marrying your chosen mother?”

“Starlight!” Twilight exclaimed. 

Starlight ignored her. “Wait, does this mean I’m also technically your step-mother?”

“ENOUGH!” Twilight yelled, getting up. “Just because you married Princess Celestia doesn’t mean either of you are my moms!”

Trixie sneered. “So you do admit that Princess Celestia is your mom?”

“Aw gee, Princess Twilight,” said Scootaloo before Twilight could kill Trixie, the little filly standing under the office doors. “How come Princess Celestia lets you have four moms?”

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