#trixiemcttel

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation: Ummm I do not think Sage knows what she’s doing enough to even pretend she can adopt an animal. And why can I highkey imagine Wayland coming home with a joint pet with Vivi instead of one for him and Sage lmao. 

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them: Sage. Wayland probably gets forced to be an STI photographer way too often.

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy : Sage. She’s so excited to have a boyfriend that she’d do all kinds of “dumb boy stuff” just to be around him more often. 

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them: UMM I don’t know, I can see Sage aggressively not liking horror movies so I don’t know if they’d even try. Wes and Wayland can watch horror movies in one room while Tia and Sage watch their shit in another. 

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them: Neither of them are studying that hard tbh. Sage might accidentally distract him while he’s trying to memorize lines for a play though instead. 

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated: Depends where they are! Like, on the road trip, I see Sage calling Wayland like ALL the time because she’s bored that Izzie and Tia are looking for new men and she just misses her actual man. If Sage is at home with Mother Gothel I feel like she can’t really make a whole lot of calls because they’re always kinda being watched so every few days Wayland would ahve to remember to like... check that she’s alive lol.  

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do: Sage. She’s very dramatic and would probably just be hoping he’d chase her lol

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows: Both of them. I can’t see either one of them being great at self-control or like, a responsible sleep schedule. 

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky: Sage. We know she’s the one who does the weird sex stuff lol. 

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car: Wayland, maybe? He’d probably do it by accident though lol and then Sage would scream about her hair

who has more fun decorating the house during holidays: UMMM Wayland traditionally because he grew up with all the dwarves and had a lot of fun and family. If he’s showing Sage his family traditions ever tho I feel like she’d be the most LIT and happy person in the world. 

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other: Sage. She’s very pouty and would just want to see if he noticed she was mad about stuff. 

who plays with the others’ hair more: Wayland. Sage has like long beautiful mermaid hair, I just feel like it would be a waste if he did not play with it lol. 

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored: Sage. Definitely, definitely Sage, she loves attention and affection. 

who tries to kiss the other as often as they can: Sage. You’d think it would be Wayland because like... a teen boy with a hot girlfriend, but Sage is so starved for affection from years with just Kori and Baz that she just wants it all the time. 

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up: Sage. Years of experience with Kori telling her to shut the fuck up and she still hates it honestly. 

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up: UMMM idk who’s initiating it but I could see Sage getting him riled up on purpose and walking away if she’s mad at him for something.   

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one: UMMM I can’t see Wayland just HAVING an umbrella. And I can’t see Sage remembering either, so they probably just duck under whatever to stay dry if it’s really wet, or deal with the rain if it’s not. 

who demands showering first in the mornings: Sage. Her hair takes 5ever to dry. 

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings : Sage. She’s the clingy one. Or she’d just invite WAyland to come with her, but I feel like when she gets up to shower he just rolls over and goes back to sleep most of the time lol. 

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games: I don’t know for sure! I feel like games are probably more Wayland’s comfort zone because so many cousins and stuff growing up they probably PLAYED all these kinda games together? Sage probably likes the games because she wants WAyland to win her things lol

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond : SAGE. HIGH MAINTENANCE AF AND GLUED TO HER PHONE. 

who always forgets to charge their phone overnight : Wayland. Sage would neeeever, she’s far too dependent on being connected to people. 

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets: UMMM Sage. Clingy clingy clingy, almost all the physical affection ones are gonna be her. 

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can: Sage again! She just really likes them lol. 

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet:  NOT TO BE EMO but I mean... Sage probably had to be pretty quiet all her life because if someone happened to be walking past their tower and they were being loud people might have actually RESCUED them from Gothel... so if anyone’s being too noisy it’s probably Wayland but I can only see Sage shushing him if he’s annoying Tia lol. 

who hogs the duvet

Uh Wayland, but not necessarily on purpose. Vivi just kinda pushes it all on him in her sleep.

who texts/rings to check how their day is going

Idk man, neither of them? Like I feel like they text throughout the day anyway and just kinda figure how the other’s day went that way?

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts

They both are. That’s probably how the birthday/christmas tradition started.

who gets up first in the morning

Vivi has wired her body to wake up at 6 AM on the dot, every single morning without fail. 

who suggests new things in bed

Wayland?

who cries at movies

I honestly cannot tell you. Neither of them really give off movie crier vibes to me.

who gives unprompted massages

Vivi really likes physical contact so I’m gonna say her.

who fusses over the other when they’re sick

Wayland is a hypochondriac so half the time, when he’s “sick” Vivi lowkey ignores him. But honestly, when he’s genuinely sick Vivi probably catches it from him immediately because they dumb as shit and they’re just shit out of luck.

who gets jealous easiest

Neither of them. Vivi only gets really jealous over real shit and I wouldn’t really say that qualifies as “easiest”

who has the most embarrassing taste in music

Neither of them. They have good taste in music and listen to the same shit.

who collects something unusual

Vivi and her Lois and Clark shit.

who takes the longest to get ready

Vivi. It takes her longer to put on jeans since her legs are 20 years long.

who is the most tidy and organised

Vivi

who gets most excited about the holidays

Wayland

who is the big spoon/little spoon

Uh I cannot picture them spooning?

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

Vivi is the kween of competition.

who starts the most arguments

Vivi, see above. Arguments are competitions too.

who suggests that they buy a pet

No one? Vivi has 2 pets and Wayland could be allergic.

what couple traditions they have

The presents one?

what tv shows they watch together

All of them

what other couple they hang out with

Wayland’s cousins and their SOs

how they spend time together as a couple

Same way they spend it as BFFs

who made the first move

I guess Vivi?

who brings flowers home

No one. Vivi brings pies home from her mom tho and that’s better.

who is the best cook

who hogs the duvet

Teddy. He big.

who texts/rings to check how their day is going

Teddy. Annie actually has things to do during the day aside from classes.

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts

Annie probably. They’re all weird and probably end up under Teddy’s bed or somewhere else but it’s the thought that counts.

who gets up first in the morning

Teddy. Annie has later nights at work.

who suggests new things in bed

Probably Teddy? Annie doesn’t do the ooky spooky bondage shit with him but he occasionally suggests some things to prove he’s not entirely a soft boy.

who cries at movies

Annie. But like not traditionally sad shit?

who gives unprompted massages

Teddy. Annie’s always working. She deserves them.

who fusses over the other when they’re sick

Annie is so extra caring towards her loved ones, it’s for sure her.

who gets jealous easiest

Well Teddy let Annie fuck whoever the hell she wanted for years, so it sure isn’t him. It’s definitely gotta be Annie.

who has the most embarrassing taste in music

Teddy. He listens to K-Pop.

who collects something unusual

ANNIE. SHE HAS A THING OF BLOOD.

who takes the longest to get ready

Annie, but only because Teddy is one of those people who can just throw shit together and still look nice.

who is the most tidy and organised

Annie. She’s married to a messy messy man.

who gets most excited about the holidays

Teddy

who is the big spoon/little spoon

The big man is the big spoon

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

Teddy, especially when he’s playing with or against Dolly. Nice Teddy is GONE.

who starts the most arguments

Neither of them really argue.

who suggests that they buy a pet

Teddy, but they don’t get one. RIP Georg the rabbit.

what couple traditions they have

Idk man stuff. doing weird celebration things in secret even tho everyone knows full well they’re together and married.

what tv shows they watch together

Idk 

what other couple they hang out with

Maybe one day they can hang with Dolly and Dawn. if Teddy gets over not wanting Dawn anywhere near Dolly.

how they spend time together as a couple

Fuckin, talkin, bein together.

who made the first move

Teddy

who brings flowers home

no one

who is the best cook

WHO DOES WHAT IN YOUR OTP (CHRISTMAS EDITION):

-Who wraps presents horribly and has to get help from the other: NOT TO SAY IT’S GIRLY TO BE GOOD AT WRAPPING PRESENTS BUT LIKE DJ is the girly one who probably is the best at making things look pretty with bows. Alicia is like surprisingly aggressive and Kale is just a dumbass so they’d both have to turn to Delia J (except with her presents because she’s real nosy and could not be trusted to not look at what they are if they’re inside of other boxes, so they like... gotta beg someone else or pay for giftwrapping or something if it’s for DJ)

-Who excitedly wakes up their partner on Christmas morning: I feel like this honor also goes to DJ! They’re all lit about the holiday but she’s the baby and also the princess so she just by default feels like she should be the one in control of dragging everybody elses asses out of bed. 

-Who holds the mistletoe over the both of their heads: I feel like Kale would be the desperate one trying to use mistletoe to get girls (*cough* dana) to kiss him at whatever holiday party they’re at and dj and alicia would be making vomit faces at him and trying to thwart his plans cuz kale and kissing is gross to them. 

-Who sets up the christmas lights and who holds the ladder: Kale holds the ladder because he’s idk tall and kind of strong and Alicia goes up the ladder because she’s the most athletic and coordinated. DJ is the one telling them where to go and just like watching and directing things and being bossy and princessy :-p 

-Who gets angry at little kids and tells them Santa isn’t real: NO ONE! DJ is a lil softer than BJ was and Alicia is like deadass legitimately nice and Kale is that bitch that would dress as Santa Claus to try and make kids happy even though he weighs like 400 pounds too little to be convincing, so no one’s getting spoiled on their watch. 

-Who bails the other out of mall jail for telling kids Santa isn’t real: Alicia is bailing Kale and DJ out, no question. I’m not sure what they did but it was something stupid and it possibly involved smuggling their dog into the mall, and Alicia as the one with slightly more chill than the other two is the one saving their asses (only so she can get them out and yell at them for having an adventure without her lol)

WHO DOES WHAT IN YOUR OTP (CHRISTMAS EDITION):

-Who wraps presents horribly and has to get help from the other: I just feel like Zac is the worst at wrapping gifts. He always had a sister at home he could probably get to do the work for him if he felt like something needed to look extra nice, and like... Jade probably had to wrap things up at her parents shop and also she just seems like a competent human, Leo is the most effing extra boy, and Becca is like... really into charms that can make stuff look nice even if she herself is clumsy. 

-Who excitedly wakes up their partner on Christmas morning: I feel like Leo and Zac are the ones who are up early waking people up -- Becca’s still lukewarm on the holidays after Christmas 2026 and Jade’s probably never really had a big festive holiday so she doesn’t think to make it a huge deal like the boys might XD My inclination is that Leo has a slight edge over Zac on this one though

-Who holds the mistletoe over the both of their heads: LEO IS GONNA BE THE MISTLETOE CULPRIT OKAY. But Becca absolutely enabled him with that headband which in my heart he still has in all universes. And like, ironically at the time that HIH ended Becca was the one who had kissed all three of them but Leo’s gonna be up next and probably be shook at first when Zac actually grabs his face and smooches him under his dumb mistletoe headband too but once that happens and everyone’s just kissing Leo, Becca makes the rest of them mistletoe headbands (which Jade pretends she doesn’t wanna wear but like is totally gonna put on in private at band rehearsals or something) 

-Who sets up the christmas lights and who holds the ladder: U M I feel like the other three just like... make Zac do the brunt work and then Becca gets concernt when he starts to fall and is just like ‘OKAY DOING THIS THE OLD FASHIONED WAY IS OUT’ and gets out her wand and promptly does the rest of the lights with magic and then cuddles with Zac for the rest of the day because of near death experiences almost falling off a ladder 

-Who gets angry at little kids and tells them Santa isn’t real: UM I DON’T THINK ANYONE ACTUALLY WOULD? But Jade is the grump like, she’d be the most likely culprit if anyone was going to snap. Unless Becca is still in Grinch mode (which she definitely would be Christmas 2027) in which case Zac and Leo have their hands full with their lil grumpy girls trying to get them in the spirit and make sure they have a good time 

-Who bails the other out of mall jail for telling kids Santa isn’t real: I feel like... Zac and Leo and Becca would all get themselves into mall jail doing something dumb somehow... and Jade would just stand there and stare at them in mall jail and like let them be embarrassed a lil bit... then finally cave and let them out lol

Any girl hearing those words from the first boy they’d really ever truly liked should have been elated. It had been a long road to get to this point, for Sage to stop caring about her own image more than she cared about another person, for her to really understand how to care about somebody else more than she cared about herself... but she thought it had been worth it. That maybe Tia and Izzie, her better halves, weren’t the only ones that could get to have cute relationships and boys who adored them. That just because she was the dumb one to most people, or the slutty one to others, didn’t mean she couldn’t be happy like Kori or like Baz or like... everyone else but her, apparently.

But now Sage was hearing those words that were supposed to be magical for the very first time, and they weren’t filled with joy and happiness and butterflies going crazy in her stomach. They were just twinged with regret as Wayland hung his head, ashamed, and Sage tried her hardest not to cry. “You love me,” she repeated at a whisper, wishing that he was saying it as he swept her off her feet and made her feel like the happiest person in the universe. “But you can’t be with me because of Vivi.” 

She’d thought that his best friend had warmed up to her, that the tall, kind of scrawny but still smart and gorgeous younger girl might actually give Sage her approval, since she knew that meant so much to Wayland. But instead she’d done the opposite; she’d gone and said that seeing him with Sage hurt, and it made their friendship weird, and that she wasn’t going to ask him to choose but... by saying that, she’d kind of asked him to choose anyway. And he’d chosen her. He was always going to choose her, and Sage was just going to... deal with it, she guessed. What other choice did she have? 

“No, that’s -- um, that’s totes okay, but I’m kind of late to dance practice so I’ll like... see you around and stuff,” Sage lied, wondering why her heart felt so much heavier in Walt whenever she was sad than it ever did back home. Crying came so much easier here, and she didn’t want to let him see the tears start coming. She didn’t want the whole world to know that the first time Sage Gothel decided to give her heart away, all she got was rejection. 

“I don’t know, why are you crying?” Marsh asked, trying not to roll his eyes at Dagny. That wasn’t fair to her; just because he was feeling shitty about Buffy icing him out thanks to his sex tape with Gwen didn’t mean he couldn’t be a nice friend to other people, and Dagny obviously needed somebody right now. She was letting him crash on her couch, the least he could do was listen to her and give her a shoulder to cry on. “I mean -- you can cry if you want to, but haven’t your friends been broken up for like... half a year now or something? That’s totally long enough for him to be able to start kissing people again, and if he didn’t like freak out on you too bad, maybe he wants you to be his new kissing buddy. I mean, you’re cute, you’re fun, why not you?” he asked, not really getting the scope of the whole situation. He and Kitten hadn’t had a ton of mutual friends when they’d split, there’d been nobody caught in the middle like Dagny was. “And I’m sure you weren’t a terrible kisser or anything like that, maybe when you’re feeling better he’ll come back for seconds, but for now like... chill and watch a movie with me or something, it’ll get your mind off stuff.”