#trinity challenge

Aleksey: Mall? What’re you doing? Mallory: You’re awake! Aleksey: Yep. Mallory: Right... cool... nothing I’m doing nothing. ok bye! [stunned silence] Aleksey: You’re in for it now! Mallory: Aleksey! [squeals in laughter] ALEKSEY!

Aleksey: Potion for all her needs... pft... let’s see about that Aleksey: ohhhhhh yeah that’s the good stuff Aleksey: woahhhh. This has left me feeling.... lightheaded. *Literally laughs at his own joke that no-one is around to hear* Aleksey: Oh we’ve got the have fun with this, right Lolly? Lolly: Mreow Aleksey: That’s exactly what I was thinking. 

Mallory: for fu- WHAT?! Aleksey: I’m going to keep bugging you until you brew up the antidote! Mallory: There’s no antidote for stupid, stupid.  Aleksey: ooo think long and hard for that one?  Aleksey: I think I ... SEE ... the problem here.  Mallory: Oh Watcher, have mercy on me.  Aleksey: You could ... SEE .... peace if you just brewed the antidote! Mallory: There is no antidote! Aleksey: Wait... seriously? Mallory: Seriously... You’ve just got to wait it out.  Aleksey: Mall, it’s been seven hours! Mallory: I know... believe me, I know... Aleksey: Could you maybe try a spell? Mallory: Could you maybe try hanging upside down? Aleksey: Yep. Easy! Mallory: Ok, now try holding your breath.  Aleksey: For how long? Mallory: How about indefinitely? Aleksey: Very funny

Wow this exposition got a little long

Aleksey: You are the worst cook I have ever met. I’m genuinely surprised that you haven’t starved to death yet.  Mallory: One doesn’t need a cake to survive.  Aleksey: YES THEY DO.  Mallory: I’m living proof they don’t.  Aleksey: You’ve never had cake? We need to change that ASAP. What do you eat anyway?  Mallory: Nothing usually, I just use potions for my needs.  Aleksey: W O W Aleksey: So, you decided to make a cake, despite having no experience or taste test advantage?  Mallory: Yup.  Aleksey: Why? Mallory: Practice. For Sarai’s return.  Aleksey: Ok, well just try the batter now and let’s see.  Mallory: Delicious. Here, you try.  Aleksey: Ugh. Y U C K MALLORY! Mallory: hahahahahahahaha Aleksey: Maybe you should use those potions to whip up some skill! 

Aleksey: When do you leave again? Next week? Mason: Yeah, something like that. Aleksey, Man, I don’t think I’m gonna be able to watch Lola.  Mason: Oh? Aleksey: Yeah.. my .. my mother called. Mason: Oh?! Mason: Wants you to come home, I suppose. Aleksey: Said it’s of the ‘utmost important.’ Mason: *scoffs* It always is Aleksey: I could just not go? Mason: There’s no avoiding her. You know she’ll just come here. Mason: and it goes without saying that Sarai and I don’t mind if she does, it’s just never seemed like something you’ve wanted? Aleksey: Yeah, that’s because it isn’t. Mason: What do you want then? Aleksey: What do you mean?  Mason: Well we love having you here - as a bro, having the missus and my best mate under the one roof is awesome but it’s not for forever Mason: and maybe she’ll back off if you have a plan. Aleksey: I have next to no clue what I’m going to do next. I just want the freedom to choose, you know what I mean? Aleksey: hey maybe I can help you with the gardening stuff?! Mason: Mate, you know full well if you touch my plants you’ll be the next thing fertilising them.  Aleksey: Ha, yeah. I’ll find something I guess. 

Sarai: hey sis I’ve got a huge favour to ask Sarai: Remember how Mason and I are going away and Lola is Pregnant? Mallory: Yeah.... Sarai: and how Aleksey was supposed to look after her while we’re gone? Mallory: mhmmmmmm Sarai: well his mum called and so he’s basically gotta jump when she says jump Mallory: yeah I know her Sarai [without missing a beat]: so our house is nice and empty, save a pregnant cat Sarai: and we’re gone for a pretty long time so we were hoping maybe that you’d want to house sit?  Mallory: Only Lola is going to be tehre? Sarai: Yup! Mallory: Then, yeah. Sure.  Sarai: You’re the greatest!  Sarai: and Mason said you’ve got full use of his plants and my cauldron!  Mallory: ha, I already said that I was sold! Sarai: ok ok, well there’s just one more thing.... Mallory: Yes? Sarai: You have GOT to clean your floors