#trickster.

Two Realities

@mistcken @dementedspeedster @flyingambulist/ @ohhicas (so is also the wonderful artist)

Oh, dear. Kyung and Jake haven’t spoken in a while, have that? If at all, considering they barely know each other. Yes, they’re acquaintances, but  acquaintances are not close enough to do with... Well, this.

A very hyper, loud, and bouncing Jake shows up before her. He’s drunk and high, two terribly dangerous things to be, especially for him. Perhaps she can tell by how much he’s wobbling, looking like his legs may give out below his body. Still, there’s a big, goofy smile on his face from ear to ear, only stopped by two green swirls on either cheek.

“I barely know you!” he suddenly blurts out as loud as he can before wrapping her in a tight hug. “Oh, Kyung, we have to change that, don’t we? We can’t keep living our lives like two tangential and parallel lines! We have to intercept! Are you picking up what I’m putting down?!”

He doesn’t wait for an answer.

     Somehow, for whatever reason, Jake put his tongue on that stupid, stupid lollipop yet again. He could’ve sworn he swore off that blasted thing years ago, so why did he indulge in it now? Perhaps he remembered right after he did it, but after how much alcohol he proceeded to consume, the memories faded away.

     Regardless of why, the trickster got the bright idea of going to bother his dear friend and decided to act on it. After floating to a transportalizer and more or less stumbling his way to the front door, he pounded his fist against it before beginning to yell with the hopes of being heard through the walls.

      ❝ Knock, knock, knock-y knock! Oh, Dirky!! Is the doctor in?! ❞

Who knows where that lollipop went? It fell down that cavern on Prospit, then got destroyed as they god tiered, never to be touched again. Right? 

Well, apparently not, because now Jake had it not only in his hands but apparently on his tongue at one point. It more or less showed up while he was exploring a ruin on LoMaX, and its magnetic-like pull forced his face on it. 

Now, he stands before Dirk, a wide smile on his face. They had just begun to fix their relationship after everything that had gone down, and although they hadn’t become an item once again, he couldn’t be damned to know that. A kiss would do them good, yes?

oh dear. oh dear, oh dear. it seems john’s peaceful day is about to be rudely interrupted by the sudden appearance of a jake who looks like a rainbow hit him square in the face. he hovers above the ground a few feet behind them, bending over, his hands suddenly clamping down on the other’s shoulders. what could possibly be worse than this?

him opening his mouth.

Here it comes. Like a speeding bullet, a very colourful and wobbly Jake flies directly into the other, encasing them in a hug which may or may not have had the force to knock them over. Didn’t really matter all too much for him, considering he was floating through the air this entire time. And, for a brief moment, he squeezes them with a death grip, as if he were trying to wring them out. 

out   of   all   the   people   to   see   him   like   this,   jade   was   probably   the   last   one   he’d   want.   when   sober,   that   is.   which   he   just   so   happens   to   very   clearly   not   be.   the   trickster   basically   bolts   towards   her   the   second   he   sees   her,   a   hand   reaching   out   to   grab   her   arm   as   tight   as   he   possibly   could.  

then,   that   signature   yell.   ❝  Jadey   badey!!!   Im   so   glad   to   feast   my   eyes   on   you!   How   long   has   it   been   since   we   last   kicked   the   can   or   chewed   the   fat?  ❞   he’s   practically   stumbling   over   each   word,   most   of   them   blurring   together   into   some   unclear   babble.  

                                              oh  ,    how  the  tables  have  turned  .    do  you  remember  the  last  time  this  happened  ?    of  course  you  do .    jane  came  to  you  in  a  strange  outfit  and  berated  you  while  you  were  down  in  the  dumps  ,    scaring  the  ever-loving  crap  out  of  you  ,    before  giving  you  a  good  kick  between  the  legs  .    then  ,    you  remember  nothing  . 

                                              now  ,  it’s  jane’s  turn  to  get  berated  .    wearing  your  oh  so  cute  bowtie  and  red  shorts  ,    with  the  matching  stripped  stalkings  ,    you’ve  never  felt  happier  .    in  fact  ,    you  feel  confident  !    that’s  new  ,    isn’t  it  ?    not  constantly  beating  yourself  up  over  social  interactions  ,    telling  yourself  to  stay  at  home  rather  than  see  others  so  you  don’t  embarrass  yourself  .    no  ,    this  time  around  ,    you’re  excited  to  go  see  her  !    you  want  to  talk  to  her  !

                                              thankfully  ,    your  search  doesn’t  last  too  long  before  you  find  exactly  who  you’re  looking  for  .    you  seem  unable  to  speak  in  a  normal  tone  of  voice  ,    shouting  ,    even  if  she  was  only  a  few  meters  before  you  .

                                              ❝     JANEY  BANEY  !!!    OH  ITS  SO  GOOD  TO  FEAST  MY  EYES  ON  YOU  !!    IVE  BEEN  LOOKING  UP  AND  DOWN  AND  ALL  AROUND  FOR  YOUR  CABOOSE  LET  ME  TELL  YOU   !!!     ❞

                                              walking  would  be  near  impossible  after  how  much  alcohol  you  just  downed  moments  ago  ,    so  you  gently  float  over  to  her  ,    a  big  ,    goofy  smile  on  your  face  .