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If you started in the beginning, or you began reading at the end, you've been sharing my silly life stories like a crazy old friend. You fool!

Okay, that's the end of the rhyming, we'll move on to highlighting my hot blog stories for the past year. For easy access, just click on the blue words to link to the story you want to read...or you can visit the Past Nutz page to find any other posts you might have missed.

So what have we learned from some of these stories? 

1) Starification: I spent over a month obsessed with hunting down star rewards for a chance to win a cup of coffee for life. No one knows that my husband makes the coffee every morning in this very house that I live in. Yes, that means I already have free coffee every day. What's even worse, there was no guarantee I would win that stupid cup. What's even more worse than that: I'M DOING IT AGAIN THIS YEAR. Idiot. (Which reminds me, I need to stop writing for one second to see which game piece I've won today...crap, it's the gingerbread man. I already have that dude.)

2) Death? Discuss: I truly thought my husband was dead one morning. This little incident made me realize he has provided me with no information regarding the actions to be taken upon his demise. If you want to really tick me off, just tell me you have no plans for the afterlife. The information provided here is what I expect to happen upon my departure from this earth. Please, someone, use this post as your guideline to take care of me. I know he's going to ignore my wishes.

3) Nightmare In Spam Land: No, this is not a true story so my spouse truly did not die here. Please be advised, you should never buy anything from a suspicious email, even if that offer allows you to purchase discounted blue pills. Purchasing from the unknown is just not wise and you may be endangering your sex life.

4) Peeple, Peeple, Bully, Peeple, Peeple, Bulllllly: Just like in the game of Duck, Duck, Goose, you do not want to be chosen for Peeple. Oh, I forgot, you're automatically chosen to be a part of this new app, Peeple, if you're breathing. Two lovely ladies are creating Peeple as we speak. If the app is completed, anyone in this world can rank you as to whether you're a good person, or not. Currently, the app is still in the design stage, or so they say. Stay away!

5) Are Oreos Healthy? Does It Matter?: We learned about the Avocado Famine, the avocado overdose, ridiculously sweet coffee, and butt cheese. It's sad to say, but "shaming" is now part of our every day.

Whoosh! This post is long, but not at long as some of the others. If it's taken you a small glass, or two of wine to get through these posts, please make yourself familiar with The Hangover Cure. You'll thank me later. When you're feeling sad, cure yourself with a Halloween tale, or the blue boy's escapade for a chuckle. For those lamenting their career choice, just read the crushed dream of the whale trainer. You'll feel a lot better.

Who knows what stories will be written in the future months. Personally, I never have any idea of what might come up.

I hope you've enjoyed reading what I've put out on the Interweb. Now, get out there and share me...twitter, facebook, the Holler Fest at the Frog Holler Farm...maybe not at the Holler Fest.

Truly, I thank you,

If you started in the beginning, or you began reading at the end, you've been sharing my silly life stories like a crazy old friend. You fool!

Okay, that's the end of the rhyming, we'll move on to highlighting my hot blog stories for the past year. For easy access, just click on the blue words to link to the story you want to read...or you can visit the Past Nutz page to find any other posts you might have missed.

So what have we learned from some of these stories? 

1) Starification: I spent over a month obsessed with hunting down star rewards for a chance to win a cup of coffee for life. No one knows that my husband makes the coffee every morning in this very house that I live in. Yes, that means I already have free coffee every day. What's even worse, there was no guarantee I would win that stupid cup. What's even more worse than that: I'M DOING IT AGAIN THIS YEAR. Idiot. (Which reminds me, I need to stop writing for one second to see which game piece I've won today...crap, it's the gingerbread man. I already have that dude.)

2) Death? Discuss: I truly thought my husband was dead one morning. This little incident made me realize he has provided me with no information regarding the actions to be taken upon his demise. If you want to really tick me off, just tell me you have no plans for the afterlife. The information provided here is what I expect to happen upon my departure from this earth. Please, someone, use this post as your guideline to take care of me. I know he's going to ignore my wishes.

3) Nightmare In Spam Land: No, this is not a true story so my spouse truly did not die here. Please be advised, you should never buy anything from a suspicious email, even if that offer allows you to purchase discounted blue pills. Purchasing from the unknown is just not wise and you may be endangering your sex life.

4) Peeple, Peeple, Bully, Peeple, Peeple, Bulllllly: Just like in the game of Duck, Duck, Goose, you do not want to be chosen for Peeple. Oh, I forgot, you're automatically chosen to be a part of this new app, Peeple, if you're breathing. Two lovely ladies are creating Peeple as we speak. If the app is completed, anyone in this world can rank you as to whether you're a good person, or not. Currently, the app is still in the design stage, or so they say. Stay away!

5) Are Oreos Healthy? Does It Matter?: We learned about the Avocado Famine, the avocado overdose, ridiculously sweet coffee, and butt cheese. It's sad to say, but "shaming" is now part of our every day.

Whoosh! This post is long, but not at long as some of the others. If it's taken you a small glass, or two of wine to get through these posts, please make yourself familiar with The Hangover Cure. You'll thank me later. When you're feeling sad, cure yourself with a Halloween tale, or the blue boy's escapade for a chuckle. For those lamenting their career choice, just read the crushed dream of the whale trainer. You'll feel a lot better.

Who knows what stories will be written in the future months. Personally, I never have any idea of what might come up.

I hope you've enjoyed reading what I've put out on the Interweb. Now, get out there and share me...twitter, facebook, the Holler Fest at the Frog Holler Farm...maybe not at the Holler Fest.

Truly, I thank you,