WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER SMASH?
Treerazer
Goblins
On the left is Treerazer! Ok this one isn't a species, it's a 20 foot (6.1m) soon-to-be Demon Lord who leads an army of corrupted fey. It's unknown if he's unable to leave his toxic mire of Tanglebriar, or if he simply doesn't want to. Why risk a loss when so close to ascension? Plants around him twist into fungal parodies, and creatures turn plantlike as long as they are near. Most of his abilities are just ways to kill plants and people, but he does have incredible innate magic to do things like stop time, bind people with plants, and knock people around/throw things with his mind!
On the right are Goblins, weird and enthusiastic 3 ft (91 cm) bundles of fun! Need I even explain? Goblin virtues are creativity, honesty, and living in the moment. Be small, dream big! Goblins love fun songs, telling and hearing fun stories (regardless of if they're true), good food, fire, and naps! Bad attention span + hyperfocus leads to us getting a bit lost in the heat of the moment. For some, that comes out in complex tinkering, engineering, chemical and culinary experiments, etc. Others get so focused on basic tasks we forget why we're doing it or when to stop (leading to moments like burning our allies because we forgot why we were setting fires). We also like outnumbering people, so unless you specify you're likely getting a group.
