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â : for a confessing voicemail
To be honest, you donât look how you are. Does that make sense? Like, your exterior doesnât match the interior. Not that it isnât a good thing, I mean, itâs the absolute coolest. You were it good. And, I think I thought you were like a famous person when I first met you, you have a lot of charisma. Especially for someone who lived in the sticks, Iâm impressed. I actually forgot the original reason I called you, because this obviously wasnât it. Hope I brightened your day, though! Call me later, I might remember what I needed. Â
â : for a drunken voicemail
Travi! Thereâs this song that reminds me of you. But, like when I asked the record dude what it was called he yelled at me? I mean, I was just trying to do a good thing for a friend, but apparently not. Oh! I saw an alpaca today. It was majestic, it didnât spit though. I donât remember where I was though. Hoboken? Maybe? Lots of crazy shit happens there. Anyways, love you, call me back!Â
â: for a voicemail not meant for you
Hey, Trevor. I just got your email, sorry for the delay. For an hour itâs a hundred and it goes up by the hour. Two is two hundred, so on and so forth. There are discounts, but only on holidays. So, yeah, I remember you had another question but - wait. Hold on, this isnât Trevor. Ha, April Foolâs Travi! Ha, I got you so good. Ha, ha, okay, bye.Â












